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This Really IS The Best Picture On The Internet

March5

My friend Mitch sent this to me and I scoffed indignantly at the name of the picture: “The Best Picture on the Internet.”

Certainly, I said to myself, this cannot possibly be THE BEST PICTURE on the Internet. I mean, really. The Internet has porn and 3 Wolf shirts and who can forget (no matter how hard they try) my infamous Epic Soul Portrait? This couldn’t possibly be The BEST picture on the Internet.

You know what? I’ve thought about it for a week now.

It really, really is. This is the best picture on The Internet.

Pranksters, THIS is TRULY the best picture on the Internet. I challenge you to disprove me because I know that it is impossible.

This is possibly the best picture in the world.

posted under Bob Ross Is My BFF

57 Comments to

“This Really IS The Best Picture On The Internet”

On March 5th, 2011 at 12:04 pm Sugar Free Says:
Holy shit. Ho-lee shit. It’s GLORIOUS!!!!
On March 5th, 2011 at 12:18 pm Tiny Elk Says:
Seriously thought nothing could beat the epic-awesomeness of your soul portrait but… duuuude… this thing? That picture right there? That thing is epic-disturbing-awesome, which beats even wolf-sponsored epic-awesomeness hands (or candelabra headress) down EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Applause!
On March 5th, 2011 at 12:19 pm The Expatress Says:
I saw this recently, and I agree. It really, really is.
On March 5th, 2011 at 12:25 pm Wendy Says:
As I was reading, I kept thinking, “Uh huh. Right.” And then I slowly scrolled down, and nearly choked on my cigarette when I got to the cat in the dress. That was perfect.
On March 5th, 2011 at 12:32 pm Jana A Says:
I must have this in poster size. Over my bed. That’ll keep me married, right?
On March 7th, 2011 at 12:16 am laurie Says:
maybe married outta pity definately no sex for the crazy girl tho!
On March 5th, 2011 at 12:35 pm Johi Says:
Indisputable.
On March 5th, 2011 at 12:37 pm Rebecca Says:
I don’t know………what my favorite part is, the cat walking a fish or how the cloud that is lit up looks like a buck tooth cat scull or something.
On March 5th, 2011 at 1:27 pm Nona Says:
Why, when I look at this magnificent picture, does I hear Bonnie Tyler singing “Total Eclipse of The Heart”?
On March 5th, 2011 at 8:03 pm snobographer Says:
That’s funny because what I heard was the Windsong jingle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7F-dulMPmk

I can’t seem to forget you. Your Windsong stays on my mind…
On March 5th, 2011 at 1:29 pm Nona Says:
Excuse the grammatical error in my last commrnt. I blame bad 80s pop songs. For everything.
On March 5th, 2011 at 1:30 pm magpie Says:
Yes. You win.
On March 5th, 2011 at 1:34 pm blacklisted Says:
I’m pretty fond of this one: http://zubko.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/BatmanVsShark.jpg
On March 5th, 2011 at 3:27 pm Frankie Says:
That picture is made of win, guy!
On March 5th, 2011 at 1:40 pm Lex Says:
This picture is easily most baller shit EVER!!
On March 5th, 2011 at 1:52 pm Wishing4One Says:
I’m in tears…
On March 6th, 2011 at 1:07 am Sarah Says:
From the shear glory of it??
On March 5th, 2011 at 1:56 pm charity Says:
I put it as the background on the computer at work.
On March 5th, 2011 at 2:01 pm Nancy P Says:
And there you have it…. No words needed.
On March 5th, 2011 at 2:01 pm Nancy P Says:
And there you have it…. No words needed.
On March 5th, 2011 at 2:11 pm Lanita Says:
Apparently I am missing something because I keep thinking, “What if you hate cats?”
On March 5th, 2011 at 2:22 pm pcc Says:
I think that this one comes close..

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://evilobi.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/GOD-KITTEN.jpg&imgrefurl=http://evilobi.net/blog/%3Fcat%3D3&usg=__dIqfIUF_0XH0ZT3CIMy5LnhQHLE=&h=887&w=1280&sz=88&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=Mvwy4BKHJUA22M:&tbnh=119&tbnw=159&ei=J5tyTeuoGIOTtwf6xJn8Dg&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgod%2Bkitten%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG%26biw%3D1440%26bih%3D681%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=127&vpy=228&dur=436&hovh=122&hovw=176&tx=135&ty=86&oei=J5tyTeuoGIOTtwf6xJn8Dg&page=1&ndsp=30&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0
On March 6th, 2011 at 7:34 pm Angie M. Says:
holy crap!!!!!!!! hahahahahhaha

that really DOES come close…like REALLY close!
On March 5th, 2011 at 2:32 pm HippieHickChick Says:
This one is kinda awesome too: http://www.aphotoeditor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/corey_arnold_kitty_and_horse_fisherman_2007_915_97-550×440.jpg
On March 7th, 2011 at 12:15 am laurie Says:
holy effing crap! is all i can say to this link. where do all of you come up with this bizzare stuff and who the hell makes these pictures up? i am going to google strange pictures and see what i get.
On March 5th, 2011 at 3:24 pm Katymcc Says:
At first I wasn’t sure, but then I zoomed in and saw that the cat in the button down shirt is wearing bifocals. Yes, unequivacably it is the best.
On April 13th, 2011 at 6:38 pm Delphine Dryden Says:
Yes! Yes! That was my exact experience! The bifocals on the sky-cat MAKE this picture. And it is amazeballs.
On March 5th, 2011 at 3:29 pm Frankie Says:
I am all for neo-impressionism and all, but srsly Lanita is right, whut if you don’t like kats?
On March 5th, 2011 at 3:37 pm Mommy Boots Says:
I wanna know where that cat in the blue dress is going, and why she feels the need to carry a perfectly coordinating bag. Switch it up, cat, jeez. Your matchy-match bag & dress are making me kind of hostile.
On March 5th, 2011 at 3:47 pm BitOWit Says:
What is the deal with having a pet fish on wheels. That’s akin to me taking bacon for a walk. Smarten up cat, this is America, we don’t have things we eat for pets! Also is that “Dad in Heaven Watching Over You” cat behind you or “perfect boyfriend/husband” cat? Because the latter does not exist, not to pop your nip flavored bubble or anything, just sayin…
On March 5th, 2011 at 7:38 pm Jana A Says:
I just peed my pants!
On March 5th, 2011 at 4:19 pm stacey@Havoc&Mayhem Says:
You know…it just looks chock full of the symbolism. Those dying flowers, the spectacles on the male cat, the wheels on the fish. I have the feeling they all have some deeper meaning, conveying the artists confliction over the soul and it’s ability to rise to a higher plain. Or maybe he was just tripping. But it seems like it should mean *something*
On March 5th, 2011 at 4:34 pm Tex Says:
Ummmmmmm?

Are you sure?

Because if you’re sure, I’ll believe you. But I’m having trouble with this one.
On March 5th, 2011 at 4:34 pm Tex Says:
Ummmmmmm?

Are you sure?

Because if you’re sure, I’ll believe you. But I’m having trouble with this one.
On March 5th, 2011 at 5:06 pm jimmy Says:
I know what I’m using for Christmas Cards this year.

“Aunt Schmuckface, I because I like you *so* much, here’s a picture of a cat.”
On March 5th, 2011 at 5:30 pm Karen V. Says:
It appears to be a scene from a nightmare in a cat telenova…
On March 5th, 2011 at 5:38 pm Denise Says:
Definitely!
On March 5th, 2011 at 6:18 pm Sarah S Says:
It is impossible to top that picture. It would probably make the universe explode if we tried.
On March 5th, 2011 at 6:29 pm Steph Says:
I can see it above my fireplace mantel as I type….
On March 5th, 2011 at 6:29 pm Kristin (MamaKK922) Says:
I can not look away from it’s amazingness.
On March 5th, 2011 at 6:55 pm Anne Says:
I had to make it my profile pic on facebook!!! It is truely THE greatest pic on the internet!!!
On March 5th, 2011 at 7:16 pm amberlashell Says:
that has to be the creepiest picture I have ever seen in my life… I may have nightmares tonight.
On March 5th, 2011 at 7:30 pm Chag Says:
It’s the fish on the leash that sells it.
On March 5th, 2011 at 7:35 pm Sara Santiago Says:
*genuflects*
On March 5th, 2011 at 7:35 pm Sara Santiago Says:
*genuflects*
On March 5th, 2011 at 7:37 pm liz Says:
So my husband wants to know, “WTF?” I, however, am thinking I need this tattooed on my tush.
On March 5th, 2011 at 7:37 pm liz Says:
So my husband wants to know, “WTF?” I, however, am thinking I need this tattooed on my tush.
On March 6th, 2011 at 12:02 am Kristin Says:
Aunt Becky, you know I have a serious case of the bloggy love for you but, as much as I adore your picture, the one pcc posted with the kitty that has lightning coming out of it’s paws wins hands down.
On April 13th, 2011 at 11:02 pm mama_pez Says:
I’m gonna have to go with Kristin on this one. 🙂 “There can be only one!”
On March 6th, 2011 at 1:03 am karen Says:
holy cats, fishwoman, that is the cat’s meow AND the dog’s lunch.

there are just so many details …
On March 6th, 2011 at 2:31 am laurie Says:
creepy it is just odd and not nice to the poor kitties animal cruelty anyone??
On March 6th, 2011 at 6:44 am Dr. Cynicism Says:
Actually, I think this picture could be BETTER if one of the cats was saying, “Shut your whore mouth.” Don’t you?!
On March 6th, 2011 at 11:58 am Heather Says:
I laughed so hard at this picture that I almost choked. I love that you thought about it for a week hahaha. There’s something about cats being dressed up that gets me every time. Similar to dogs in outfits, but better because cats are just bizarre in general.http://www.oddee.com/item_97115.aspx I now actually realize that dogs in costume have nothing to do with cats in your picture but whatever. Stream of nonsense.
On March 6th, 2011 at 1:34 pm andygirl Says:
I can’t handle it! the awesome is too great.
On March 6th, 2011 at 4:25 pm Krissa Says:
I dunno, Becky. I’m a little disturbed that the cat in the background doesn’t have a button-down collar…
On March 6th, 2011 at 5:29 pm Amanda Says:
I walked away from the computer and left this post up. My husband sat down to the computer and saw this picture and said, “What the hell do you look at online?” Nothing but the best.
On March 6th, 2011 at 7:36 pm Angie M. Says:
i hadn’t even scrolled all the way down to see the whole picture and i already KNEW it was the best picture on the internet.

i want to pose my cat in a picture like this now.