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Somehow, I’d always pictured him somewhere on the delicate clouds of heaven, painting happy fucking clouds with Bob Motherfucking Ross.

posted under Bob Ross Is My BFF
19 Comments to

“You Knew The Day Was Coming”

  1. On September 5th, 2011 at 11:40 am Kristin Says:

    Very funny.

  2. On September 5th, 2011 at 11:41 am KJ Collard Says:

    Brills!!!!!!

  3. On September 5th, 2011 at 11:44 am Meg Says:

    I wonder if OxyClean is good for soot stains?….

  4. On September 5th, 2011 at 2:08 pm Angie Says:

    I hope he’s coming for Vince!

  5. On September 5th, 2011 at 2:47 pm Margaret (@goodbadfamily) Says:

    That. Is. Amazing.

    Margaret (@goodbadfamily)

  6. On September 5th, 2011 at 3:16 pm Caroline Says:

    I can attest to the fact that Oxi-Clean is great for soot removal! I burned down my college dorm room and was able to save 1/4 of my shit with that stuff. However, Oxi-Clean couldn’t save my parent’s homeowner’s insurance when they got the bill.

  7. On September 5th, 2011 at 3:26 pm Working Mommy Says:

    Nice!

    WM

  8. On September 5th, 2011 at 6:15 pm Wombat Central Says:

    Or at the very least, yelling about how fucking fluffy Bob’s happy clouds were.

  9. On September 5th, 2011 at 7:30 pm Steve Bailey Says:

    Freekin hillarious!!! Damn you Billy Mays!! Damn You!!!!

  10. On September 5th, 2011 at 8:48 pm LDiggitty Says:

    Holy #$@!!!! Yesterday I steam-vacuumed my living room carpet with Oxy-Clean, only to discover the initials B.M. etched into my rug this morning. At least, it sorta looks like B.M. And also kinda like ILLJJJHASDFLDAJFILLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMNLLLLLLLLLLL.

    Lesson learned. Never put Oxy-Clean in the steam vac.

  11. On September 5th, 2011 at 8:54 pm Anthony from CharismaticKid Says:

    I like this… but I can’t see him hanging with Bob Ross. They’d be like the odd couple. They’d kill eachother. KILL EACHOTHER.

  12. On September 6th, 2011 at 9:39 am Jonah Gibson Says:

    My daughter did two commercials with Billy Mays. He didn’t like her because she got her lines in one take. Apparently he was pissed even then.

  13. On September 6th, 2011 at 11:57 am Uncle Grayhawk Says:

    This is what happens if you don’t use OxyClean in your laundry…

  14. On September 6th, 2011 at 1:22 pm Megan (Best of Fates) Says:

    We do deserve his wrath – I am accepting of our punishment.

  15. On September 6th, 2011 at 2:15 pm WagtheDad Says:

    Yay! I know that’s a lame ass fucking comment but that’s honestly the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw this AND Bob Ross mentioned below it. Yay in that six-year-old-girl-I-just-got-glitter-on-my-face voice.

    Thanks for making me Yay.

  16. On September 6th, 2011 at 2:58 pm Becca Says:

    Both Awesome and SCARY, at the same time.

  17. On September 6th, 2011 at 6:53 pm anna @ HaHas for HooHas Says:

    Where were you and what were you doing when JFK was shot? Martin Luther King Jr? 9/11?

    Billy Mays getting hit in the head with luggage?

    I wasn’t alive for most of that crap, but I was alive for Billy Mays – and I’ll tell you. I was doing my laundry. Cruel, bitter, irony.

  18. On September 6th, 2011 at 7:41 pm Mama Zen Says:

    That’s hilarious!

  19. On September 7th, 2011 at 11:04 am Blazngfyre Says:

    Surrounded by Happy Trees …..
    or maybe just enjoying some ‘happy weed’.

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