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You Best Believe This Shit is Going Up On My Wall

June22

There are no words to express the awesomeness of this except for #winning. Thanks, Prankster Dorothy for making this for me. It will be treasured always.

I’m off to Type A Parent, where I’m certain to horrify everyone with my Type B-ness (it’s a nice way of saying, “I’m lazy as fuck.”).

I’m hoping for some hot TSA action.

Because I AM Type A about mah blog, I’m certain that I’ll be blogging ON LOCATION. Which sounds so much fancier when I put it that way.

Happy Trails, Pranksters. Be good. Or as good as *I* am. Which isn’t very good at all.

posted under The Zookeeper Is Very Fond Of Rum, You Shut Your Whore Mouth

19 Comments to

“You Best Believe This Shit is Going Up On My Wall”

On June 22nd, 2011 at 9:06 am Andie Says:
That is pure fantastic, wrapped up in oh my God and deep-fried and drizzled with a healthy dose of awesomesauce.
On June 22nd, 2011 at 9:38 am Anthony from CharismaticKid Says:
Haha I live in park slope brooklyn and there’s this fabric place that sells all these crazy designs on old grandma looking stuff.

I’ll buy a nice pillow of this for my day bed. Scare the hell out of people.
On June 22nd, 2011 at 10:18 am @sofaphoto Says:
That’s funny. My wife and I say that to each other almost daily. You should sell those on etsy.
On June 22nd, 2011 at 7:56 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
You should buy her a shut your whore mouth shirt!
On June 22nd, 2011 at 9:03 pm sofaphoto Says:
Oh please make one!!! Put the book off until you go into the tshirt business. Mark me down fir two.
On June 23rd, 2011 at 2:47 pm Kristin Says:
Ummm, she does make the t-shirts. See that big picture to the right with the pink Shut Your Whore Mouth tee?
On June 22nd, 2011 at 9:03 pm sofaphoto Says:
Oh please make one!!! Put the book off until you go into the tshirt business. Mark me down fir two.
On June 22nd, 2011 at 10:26 am @sofaphoto Says:
I would seriously buy that on etsy!
On June 22nd, 2011 at 10:26 am @sofaphoto Says:
I would seriously buy that on etsy!
On June 22nd, 2011 at 10:57 am Her from @6degreeslove Says:
I love this more than trader joes dark chocolate covered blueberries.
On June 22nd, 2011 at 3:34 pm Suniverse Says:
Fabulous. Fucking fabulous.

I made one and it sits on the bookshelf in my living room, and it startles the hell out of everyone who reads it.
On June 22nd, 2011 at 3:43 pm Lady Estrogen Says:
Now THAT is arts & crafts to take home to grandma! Love it.
On June 22nd, 2011 at 6:14 pm Westcoast Weirdo Says:
Classic! And now when my husband complains that my ass is on the couch too much or laundry needs to be done or *insert some lame chore here*, I’ll tell him I’m a Type B, I can’t help it!
On June 22nd, 2011 at 9:37 pm Krissa Says:
Really? You’re giving me permission to be… other than good?
On June 23rd, 2011 at 5:52 am wagthedad Says:
Have fun! And be bad. Get some good TSA and blog us the whole time!
On June 23rd, 2011 at 5:52 am wagthedad Says:
Have fun! And be bad. Get some good TSA and blog us the whole time!
On June 23rd, 2011 at 9:10 am Joker_SATX Says:
This is a serious WIN!
On June 24th, 2011 at 4:27 pm FoxyBlur Says:
I SO want one too!!!!!
On July 2nd, 2011 at 9:01 pm Dorothy Says:
Oh hey that is me!!
Sorry I haven’t responded. Pop’s been sick. Pneumonia again. Hospitalization then two days of hospice and then when he didn’t die after two days he gave up on dying (because we have attention spans of gnats).
Now he is in rehab.
Sorry I didn’t respond Aunt Becky.
Glad you like it!!
Prankster Dorothy