Mommy Wants Vodka

…Or A Mail-Order Bride

Writerly Challenged.


Just in case you were sitting on the edge of your seat (That was for you KC) waiting and itching to know what stupid shit I’ve gotten up to lately, I assure you I will be back in action. I’m just at a loss for stuff to talk about. I totally had something good BUT THE TWO ZITS ON MY FACE ARE DIVERTING MUCH NEEDED BLOOD FLOW TO MY POOR, POOR BRAIN.

Ashley, I apologize in advance for being your least sexy bridesmaid. Mayhap you should put me next to you so you look even more amazing. It would be awesome.

Any suggestions for stuff you’re DYING to know about me? Like what my favorite color is, and how many STD’s I’ve had (answer: Pink and Pink).

Let ‘er rip, my bitches.

26 Comments to

“Writerly Challenged.”

  1. On June 3rd, 2008 at 2:04 pm Backpacking Dad Says:

    I want to know how you feel about Katrina and The Waves.

  2. On June 3rd, 2008 at 2:06 pm SciFi Dad Says:

    If you HAD TO go back and change ONE DECISION that you made, what would it be? (i.e. no copping out and saying “I’d change nothing because the flapping of the wings of a butterfly in the Pacific make hurricanes” or some other existential crap)

    You can time travel with specific restrictions. What one children’s book would you destroy before it got published?

  3. On June 3rd, 2008 at 2:20 pm The Milk Maid Says:

    How many other helpless animals have you creamed with your (or anyone else’s) car?

  4. On June 3rd, 2008 at 2:21 pm Katy Says:

    What do you do when you think no one is looking?

  5. On June 3rd, 2008 at 2:34 pm Karen Says:

    Is it that kind of zit with its own heart beat?? I just love those.

    Um….ok. Why did you choose the name you did for your boys? (Excluding Daver – I am guessing he came with that name.)

  6. On June 3rd, 2008 at 2:35 pm kc Says:

    I had bitten off all of my nails and ripped out the majority of my hair in anticipation!

  7. On June 3rd, 2008 at 2:37 pm Anita Says:

    If I could box up a little lamb and send it to you to love would you hit it with your car?

  8. On June 3rd, 2008 at 3:04 pm gingermagnolia Says:

    I want to hear more of your crazy high school exploits.

  9. On June 3rd, 2008 at 3:21 pm Vered Says:

    If you haven’t shared this before: what made you start this blog, and what makes you keep going and maintaining it?

  10. On June 3rd, 2008 at 3:37 pm PiquantMolly Says:

    How does it feel to live in a state that is directly south of a state far superior to it?

  11. On June 3rd, 2008 at 3:59 pm Lola Says:

    Are you a zit popper or do you have unbelievable restraint and leave them alone?

  12. On June 3rd, 2008 at 4:47 pm Carlynn Says:

    Don’t worry, nothing happening here either but if you find a good zit cream, I WANT THE NAME!

  13. On June 3rd, 2008 at 5:34 pm Holly Says:

    Love It! I hate when I can’t think of crap to say. Oh wait I never have anything interesting to say. I’m boring and I have no life. LOL

  14. On June 3rd, 2008 at 6:59 pm Ames Says:

    How many pairs of shoes do you own? and of course I need to know what your favorite pair of shoes is… and no, I’m not obsessed with shoes or anything…hehehe

  15. On June 3rd, 2008 at 8:43 pm chris Says:

    Hmmm…How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop?

  16. On June 3rd, 2008 at 9:08 pm katedaphne Says:

    Here from NCLM. Love what I’ve read so far! Try Origins zit melter, worked great for me when I was on IVF drugs from hell. Oh, and about that little thing you mentioned a few entries down but didn’t want to make a big deal of? (congrats,best wishes)

  17. On June 3rd, 2008 at 9:43 pm Heather Says:

    Why did you *really* buy those white go-go boots? 🙂

    What does the Daver think about Aunt Becky’s exploits in her former life?

  18. On June 3rd, 2008 at 10:48 pm Denise Says:

    What has been your most favorite gift from the Daver?

  19. On June 3rd, 2008 at 10:48 pm Denise Says:

    And the least favorite?

  20. On June 3rd, 2008 at 10:50 pm Painted Maypole Says:

    if you had a sign on your front door, what would it say?

  21. On June 3rd, 2008 at 11:31 pm A Soldier's Girl Says:

    Ok, so we know you like vodka…but how do you like it? Straight, in a martini, with orange juice, etc?

    If I was your bartender, what would you order?


  22. On June 4th, 2008 at 12:46 am LaskiGal Says:

    What is a pet peeve you have? The BIGGEST most IRRITATING one.

    What is one disgusting or outrageous habit you have? Picking zits doesn’t count. I think it can be a necessity at times.

    BTW, I lived in Bloomingdale/Bartlett area . . . we almost moved into an apartment in St. Charles. Went to school at Northern . . . just some boring FYI stuff. I’m in OhiNO now.

  23. On June 4th, 2008 at 8:54 am Edward Says:

    WEll I want to know if you put your Big Girl Pants on and made those calls?

    I’m also interested in why you really got the white go go boots too!

  24. On June 4th, 2008 at 1:33 pm deena Says:

    Did you take a shower this morning?

  25. On June 5th, 2008 at 2:51 pm Don Mills Diva Says:

    I want to know your most embarassing moment.

  26. On June 6th, 2008 at 7:40 am mandy Says:

    I am so unoriginal, but I loved the pet peeve question.

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