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Which Child…


…am I fucking up more?

The one who loves to write insanely complex lists?

Or the one, despite a recent cutting, who cannot help but rock a Bon Jovi hair cut?

You be the judge.

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21 Comments to

“Which Child…”

  1. On January 18th, 2008 at 1:59 pm Ashley Says:

    I love the strategically place Burberry earmuffs and super hardcore Coach skull and cross bones.

  2. On January 18th, 2008 at 2:47 pm Chris Says:

    Oh, the educator in me is so proud that your oldest can take a set of instructions and reproduce them! What great linear thought development! Huzzah! You have taught him wll.

    The other one, on the other hand, looks like your husband in this picture. I think it’s the forehead.

  3. On January 18th, 2008 at 2:02 pm becky Says:

    I am hardcore, thankyouverymuch!

    At least, this is what I comfort myself with when I am feeling frumpy and gross.

  4. On January 18th, 2008 at 2:16 pm Redneck Mommy Says:

    I’m gonna vote for the kid who loves lists…lol.

    My kid is a list lover too. I’m saving for future therapy bills.

  5. On January 18th, 2008 at 2:39 pm becky Says:

    We set aside a fund for each of our children, but my husband and I call this different things. What he calls “College Fund” I call “Future Therapy Slush.”

    Only time will tell what the money goes towards.

  6. On January 18th, 2008 at 3:51 pm Leslee Says:

    SUCH.A.CUTE.PICTURE. Your Alex is absolutely adorable and I just wanna squish him!

    And I am very impressed by the list. I love how he had to write down to eat the waffle. 🙂

  7. On January 18th, 2008 at 3:53 pm Pauline Says:

    That list is priceless. And what a cute pic!

  8. On January 18th, 2008 at 4:06 pm baseballmom Says:

    Awww, he is so cute! Also, my oldest is 12, and I don’t think he could even write such a detailed list!

  9. On January 18th, 2008 at 4:32 pm Heather Says:

    As a list-er myself, I must say that Ben will rule the world!

    I *thought* those may be the infamous Burberry muffs, nice.

    As for Alex, Beans tells me she’d like us to schedule a playdate! He’s cute!

  10. On January 18th, 2008 at 5:14 pm becky Says:

    Oh yes, those are the earmuffs. BUT, in my defense, they really just happened to be right there. It wasn’t posed on my part, BUT I didn’t move them.

    Alex would love to meet The Beans. He has a thing for the ladies.

  11. On January 18th, 2008 at 6:36 pm Jenn Says:

    Well, the one with the pacifier, of course. You know those things ruin a child’s teeth, sense of self, ability to jump high, etc. I’m sure you know this but I’m joking. You aren’t screwing your kids up anymore than anyone else on the planet. Myself included.

    My son has that same board. Instead of writing lists on it he draws photos of me with my arms coming out of my head. Good times.

    Alex is a cutie pie. 🙂

  12. On January 18th, 2008 at 7:00 pm Kristin Says:

    Give Kid #2 a mullet – and then you might have a race to the therapist’s office.

    I think Alex looks super-kewl.

    As for Ben, he is awesome.

  13. On January 18th, 2008 at 6:35 pm Victoria Says:

    I. Love. That. List!

  14. On January 18th, 2008 at 7:36 pm Andria Says:

    I think it’s the skull and crossbones that’s doing it personally.

    BUT…OMG! That is one cute bay-bay.

  15. On January 19th, 2008 at 9:51 am Tony Says:

    Maybe its just the geek in me…but it seems that Ben is trying to write pseudo code for the process of eating breakfast….

  16. On January 19th, 2008 at 10:42 am Tony Says:

    Be afraid. be very afraid.

  17. On January 19th, 2008 at 10:30 am becky Says:

    See, by now I’m doubting the whole nature thing. The older Ben gets, the more he is turning into Dave. He’s seriously beginning to LOOK like him, which is strangest when you remember that Dave looks nothing like Nat OR me.

  18. On January 19th, 2008 at 11:09 am becky Says:

    I spend each night quaking in fear. I’ve created a monster and IT’S ALIVE, IT’S ALLLLIIIIIVVVVVEEEEEE!

    Or something.

  19. On January 19th, 2008 at 8:49 pm honeywine Says:

    LOL I plead the 5th! I’ve cut my own bangs more than once and I have books filled with lists.

  20. On January 21st, 2008 at 10:54 am kbreints Says:

    Oh my– I can SO see Henry making a list like that when wrtiing is one of his accomplishments! He is OCD already. Seriously.

  21. On June 11th, 2010 at 12:03 am Jay Hunt Says:

    Bon Jovi definitely rocks, the best rock and roll band in the planet.:-

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