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Typhoid Becky (deux)

March11

The Universe has a nasty sense of humor, doesn’t it?

I woke up to Aunt Becky’s version of the stomach flu (I’ll spare you the details), and have been writhing in agony every since. Because not only is my body evacuated of most of it’s contents, but my fucking skin hurts. My aches have aches.

I’d feel sorry for myself, but I’m too sick. When you’re too sick to feel sorry for yourself, you know you’re deep in the shit (literally, now).

———–

You guys are too sweet to The Daver and I. Pretty soon, he’s going to read the comments and get a big (er) head about himself.

I’m going to wrap you each up in a virtual hug (virus free, I hope) and tell you how much I heart each and every one of you (another good sign that I am really sick is how emotional I am right now. See, I can be nice sometimes!) and how much you made my day with your kind words.
(just try not to breathe in when I hug you. I smell like sick).

I hope to be Backstreet’s Back, All Right soon.

*smootches*

posted under Aunt Becky Has VD

15 Comments to

“Typhoid Becky (deux)”

On March 11th, 2008 at 8:36 pm Jerseygirl89 Says:
Feel better soon!
On March 11th, 2008 at 8:56 pm Angela Says:
Oh feel better. I can’t imagine that pretty face hanging over a toilet. Or maybe that’s not the end you are referring to.
On March 11th, 2008 at 9:46 pm Heather Says:
Oh, Becky, while I’m terribly sorry you’re getting up close and personal with the toilet; I’m more sorry that this is indicative that it’s coming my way. Curses to your sickness…curses!
On March 11th, 2008 at 10:46 pm theramblinghousewife Says:
Go Away, “Nasties!!!”

Hope you feel better, fast!!!
On March 12th, 2008 at 1:38 am Jenn Says:
Feel better soon!
On March 12th, 2008 at 8:33 am As American as Apple Pie Says:
I hope you feel better soon! I hope you have someone to help with the boys when the Daver is at work.
On March 12th, 2008 at 9:00 am Pauline Says:
Feel better! Let me know if there is anything you need!
On March 12th, 2008 at 9:25 am Ames Says:
Awwww Becky – I hope you are feeling better very soon, the flu just flat out sucks!
On March 12th, 2008 at 9:56 am Doc Says:
Feel better soon Becky….
On March 12th, 2008 at 10:16 am Kristen Says:
Aw, we will feel sorry for you! Sending you a big cyber hug while wearing a nice green hospital mask.
On March 12th, 2008 at 10:24 am Laura Says:
Feel better soon, gorgeous girl!
On March 12th, 2008 at 12:26 pm Kyddryn Says:
Feel better soon.
On March 12th, 2008 at 3:42 pm SaraS-P Says:
I can’t believe you totally slipped in a backstreet Boys reference! I’ll forgive you and wish you feel better…
On March 12th, 2008 at 10:30 pm Jenn Says:
Hugging you back and holding my breath. I hope you feel better soon!
On March 12th, 2008 at 11:20 pm Karen Says:
I feel you pain. I had it over the weekend. I am fitting better in to my jeans if that is a bright spot for you.??