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This Post Is Only A Test

November22

Should you, Pranksters, decide to start dicking around with your blog, please take it from me and do it on a TEST site. Then you will not have to throw up garbage posts like this that serve no particular purpose, save from allowing me to test one thing.

I will leave you with this:

This is a picture of The Daver. I took it at my surgeon’s office. He’s smiling because I just gave him a pamphlet on Male Breast Reduction.

25 Comments to

“This Post Is Only A Test”

  1. On November 22nd, 2010 at 5:05 pm heydave Says:

    Sure, it’s all fun and games, until one’s man boob puts one’s eye out.

  2. On November 22nd, 2010 at 5:28 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Oh, now, NO FAIR making me laugh. THAT SHIT HURTS.

  3. On November 22nd, 2010 at 5:07 pm Libby Says:

    Did I pass?

  4. On November 22nd, 2010 at 5:28 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    You’re a Prankster. You always pass.

  5. On November 22nd, 2010 at 5:14 pm Rebecca Says:

    Awww, The Daver is so cute.

  6. On November 22nd, 2010 at 5:21 pm Halala Mama Says:

    Sooooo…don’t leave us hanging. Did the Daver sign up for surgery???

  7. On November 22nd, 2010 at 5:47 pm andygirl Says:

    The Daver is adorable! you’ve been holding out on us and I don’t blame you.

  8. On November 22nd, 2010 at 6:17 pm Tershbango Says:

    Fuck! I need a copy of that pamphlet. I went on an internet ‘date’ with a guy a couple weeks ago who described himself as athletic – but his titties were definitely bigger than mine.

  9. On November 22nd, 2010 at 6:21 pm Hockeymandad Says:

    Nice tux. If you don’t get it, Dave will.

  10. On November 22nd, 2010 at 6:33 pm katrina Says:

    Ha!…doesn’t the Daver mind you telling all his secrets?

  11. On November 22nd, 2010 at 6:51 pm A Vapid Blonde Says:

    Surgery, what surgery? (I know I should know but I suck and I suck.)

    Hope it all goes well, the surgery and the test!

  12. On November 22nd, 2010 at 6:52 pm CycleNinja Says:

    Male breast reduction? If my man-boobs get any smaller, I won’t have anything to play with in the shower.

    Oh, wait; never mind.

  13. On November 22nd, 2010 at 7:33 pm K A B L O O E Y Says:

    I thought he was cute even before I noticed the penguin hat. TOO. MUCH. CUTENESS. ARGHHH!!

  14. On November 22nd, 2010 at 8:09 pm Bell Says:

    The interesting angle of the picture made me think he was wearing a jean skirt at first.

    Add in male breast reduction and I’m all “…whaaaaaa…?”

  15. On November 22nd, 2010 at 8:34 pm virginia Says:

    He is a cutie. No need to have a breast reduction, his breasts are fine. I am here to help with self-esteem. Save the boobies!!!

  16. On November 22nd, 2010 at 8:46 pm Valerie Says:

    I miss the blogroll – how else do I find other like-minded snarky, funny, warm bloggers who meet the Aunt Becky approval award. I was looking for it while creeping yesterday. I’m a mom of teens – it’s what I do!
    Also seriously – why not a “Full of the Awesome” T shirt? Can’t wear the other awesome ones to church…well maybe I can get away with them but I did mention teens here? If momma pushes the envelope, they will leap far over it and run – oh wait, they already have… darn teens.
    thanks Aunty B. be well – drink lots of water (yes I’m a mom AND a nurse – you get the unsolicited advice)

  17. On November 23rd, 2010 at 9:29 am Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Oh, it’s totally coming back. The blogroll, I mean. I had to fix it before I brought it back. Look for it in the next couple of days.

  18. On November 23rd, 2010 at 9:31 am Your Aunt Becky Says:

    I think the next shirt WILL be Full of The Awesome. Good call!

  19. On November 22nd, 2010 at 9:09 pm Amber Says:

    I have met many men with breasts that were a little too big, but I had fun squeezing them so I say, keep them breasts men! Love this post even if you didn’t…

    check out my blog @ amberlashell.com <– Shamless blog whoring

  20. On November 22nd, 2010 at 11:47 pm Kristin Says:

    At least the subject of the test post is cute. I have a test blog for this very reason.

  21. On November 23rd, 2010 at 9:28 am Your Aunt Becky Says:

    I need a test blog. I have one…somewhere. Of course, I have no ACCESS to it.

  22. On November 23rd, 2010 at 10:13 am Meg Says:

    Pffft….I wish my hubby needed male breast reduction. I’d milk that shit and make him feed our son for once. This mama needs some freakin sleep!

  23. On November 23rd, 2010 at 1:26 pm amy d Says:

    Ok, seriously…how adorable is The Daver?!

    cute pic!

  24. On November 23rd, 2010 at 4:22 pm SharleneT Says:

    Love my test site. The Daver is adorable and will remember what you said about him… kids are like that… Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

  25. On December 5th, 2010 at 8:58 pm Stone Fox Says:

    24 comments and not a single one of them contained the words, “bitch tits.”

    what is this world coming to?

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