Dexter has good taste. And a creepy grin. And sort of an odd hairstyle. Other than that, hey! Chocolate! I think enrobing anything in chocolate elevates it’s fineness, and I mean anything!
Yum. Dexter has wonderful taste. Those cookies look like severed fingers. Or dwarf penises. If fingers or penises were made of delightfully delectable delicious chocolate.
Does poor Dexter ever get to come out of his shrinkwrap or will he forever remained wrapped up for photoblogging purposes? Works for me either way. 🙂
is it weird that i tend to find fictional serial killers to be the sexy? i mean, come on, dexter, patrick bateman, and (just a little bit), hannibal lecter. i knew i should have opted for the therapy while my parents were still willng to pay for it.
i did just that the other night…except i threw some chardonnay into the mix…so it was me, my fuzzy warm bathrobe, dexter, and chocolate….AMAZING…I’m still on season one, and so in love already
I don’t know why that’s so funny, but I can’t even speak I’m laughing so much. I called my husband to look at the picture and he gave me the assface “whatev” look and walked away.
I mean that’s COMEDY GOLD. Truth.
I’m going to go look at it again and laugh to myself.
Aunt Becky, I think I need to start having TV husbands too. I heart Dexter, but it’s wrong to have the same TV husband as you! House could work, I suppose 🙂
I have loved Dexter since the beginning but I’m old and wrinkled so I think the most I can hope for is getting a domestic position as his cook or something. I’m good with that. I’m good with chocolate too. Dexter and chocolate… what more could you want?
SLUT! I’m glad that I don’t have Showtime because I know I’d be tempted to watch Dexter and I’m far too sensitive to violence for a show like that. And he is NOT cute. #justsayin
Ah, Dexter. Christmas will be a sad day. A day when you are unwrapped and your shiny, plastic coated, slightly creepy smile will no longer send us kitchen visits.
I’m jealous that you get to shop at World Market…once, a friend fixed this amazing Asian dinner and she got 90% of the items at World Market and everything was completely delicious. I want her to have us over again for dinner…..yum.
Delicious!
Is that a nutella-ish filling!???? Holy shit I think those would be awesome enough to kill me
Dexter has good taste. And a creepy grin. And sort of an odd hairstyle. Other than that, hey! Chocolate! I think enrobing anything in chocolate elevates it’s fineness, and I mean anything!
Yum. Dexter has wonderful taste. Those cookies look like severed fingers. Or dwarf penises. If fingers or penises were made of delightfully delectable delicious chocolate.
Okay, I think I just made myself sick…
Ooh, thanks for the tip, Dex.
Does poor Dexter ever get to come out of his shrinkwrap or will he forever remained wrapped up for photoblogging purposes? Works for me either way. 🙂
is it weird that i tend to find fictional serial killers to be the sexy? i mean, come on, dexter, patrick bateman, and (just a little bit), hannibal lecter. i knew i should have opted for the therapy while my parents were still willng to pay for it.
I just keep thinking of him as the gay brother on Six Feet Under. I have a hard time getting past that as he was so good there.
MUST. HAVE.
You know, those would go really well with beef sticks. And a blizzard.
Love, Me
Yum!! … Oh.. by the way.. I was talking about Dexter. LoL! I am in love with that man!
I need a TV husband. Oh wait, I’m supposed to be trying to find a real one.
I think I’ll just settle for chocolate. 🙂
i did just that the other night…except i threw some chardonnay into the mix…so it was me, my fuzzy warm bathrobe, dexter, and chocolate….AMAZING…I’m still on season one, and so in love already
I love World Market! I love those too.
Wow. I didn’t know Dexter was doing product endorsement these days. But those do look good!
*Snicker*
Good call, Dex.
I don’t know why that’s so funny, but I can’t even speak I’m laughing so much. I called my husband to look at the picture and he gave me the assface “whatev” look and walked away.
I mean that’s COMEDY GOLD. Truth.
I’m going to go look at it again and laugh to myself.
Aunt Becky, I think I need to start having TV husbands too. I heart Dexter, but it’s wrong to have the same TV husband as you! House could work, I suppose 🙂
I have loved Dexter since the beginning but I’m old and wrinkled so I think the most I can hope for is getting a domestic position as his cook or something. I’m good with that. I’m good with chocolate too. Dexter and chocolate… what more could you want?
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Okay, am I the only one who doesn’t know what those are? Enrobed “waf…” Waf what? They look like chocolate-dipped Slim Jims.
I’m not saying I can’t get behind that, btw…
SLUT! I’m glad that I don’t have Showtime because I know I’d be tempted to watch Dexter and I’m far too sensitive to violence for a show like that. And he is NOT cute. #justsayin
Does the Daver need to worry? 😉
Dexter and chocolate. Gawd what a combo. I think I’d be set for life. OK I guess I’d need my kids too.
Ah, Dexter. Christmas will be a sad day. A day when you are unwrapped and your shiny, plastic coated, slightly creepy smile will no longer send us kitchen visits.
Dexter whispers all of his secrets right into my adorable ear, but thanks anyway…
I love this Dexter shtick! More, please and thank you. 🙂
I could go for some of that right this second…
I’m jealous that you get to shop at World Market…once, a friend fixed this amazing Asian dinner and she got 90% of the items at World Market and everything was completely delicious. I want her to have us over again for dinner…..yum.
Thanks Dexter! I’ll be waiting on your Oscar pics.
And now you know why I threaten to break up with my boyfriend on a daily basis so I can continue on my hot and heavy affair with World Market.
PS – Dexter’s hair on the cover of that DVD really freaks me out.
I love me some World Market!
Dexter and I agree about those things. They ROCK!
You and Dexter are both full of brilliance. OBVIOUSLY.
Dexter is smart!
He also has floppy hair.
Dark chocolate and Dexter! Could I add a cup of coffee with some kind of alcohol in it and just slip away, never to return from that heaven?