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The Sausage Factory Meets The Pink Taco

October2

The forecast today?

Sunny with a chance of PINK.

Looks like we’re having a girl. My wallet is aching already.

posted under It's Becky, Bitch
92 Comments to

“The Sausage Factory Meets The Pink Taco”

  1. On October 2nd, 2008 at 11:14 am Brooke Says:

    Hurray!!! How fun! I am so incredibly excited for your family. How are you feeling, physically, these days?

  2. On October 2nd, 2008 at 11:24 am Mrs.Spit Says:

    Becky got her girl. Becky got her girl.

    This is me chanting in a sing song voice. .. .

  3. On October 2nd, 2008 at 11:27 am T Says:

    yipee!
    Girls are just so girly!
    Congrats on the double x factor!

  4. On October 2nd, 2008 at 11:30 am mumma boo Says:

    Yippee! A baby girl to keep those cute boys in check! You’re still outnumbered, but Ms. Pink will definitely help keep them in line. She’ll have them wrapped around her little fingers in no time. Big hugs to all of you!

  5. On October 2nd, 2008 at 11:30 am Badass Geek Says:

    Yay!

  6. On October 2nd, 2008 at 11:38 am The Mommy Says:

    Girls are fun! And oh so very different from boys (thank goodness) 😉

  7. On October 2nd, 2008 at 11:42 am Nic Says:

    Congrats! Must be a relief to finally know.

  8. On October 2nd, 2008 at 11:43 am Valerie Says:

    AHHH! I am so excited! I knew it!

  9. On October 2nd, 2008 at 11:44 am -seraphimred Says:

    Yay! congratulations!

  10. On October 2nd, 2008 at 11:50 am ste Says:

    Congrats on the news! Hoping for a strong, healthy, happy little girl!

  11. On October 2nd, 2008 at 11:51 am kate Says:

    Wooohoooo!!!! Congratulations!!! Girls are so awesome. Until they are teenagers. Which in my daughter’s case started at the age of 7.

  12. On October 2nd, 2008 at 11:51 am Daddy Files Says:

    Now that you referred to your impending girl as “The Pink Taco” my admiration for your has grown exponentially!

    My wife wouldn’t let me find out what we were having so in retaliation I referred to our unborn baby as “Cletus the Fetus” for 8 months!

  13. On October 2nd, 2008 at 11:57 am swirl girl Says:

    AWESOME!

    You’ll love having a baby girl – I have two , trust me!
    I’ll save my Barbies and Groovy Girls and Polly Pockets for you!

  14. On October 2nd, 2008 at 11:58 am Marie Says:

    YYYAAAAYYY! You needed a little girl.

    I so didn’t see the pic of Ben yesterday so my comment was a little weird I guess. I noticed last night. ss

  15. On October 2nd, 2008 at 12:03 pm lindz Says:

    O ya Congrats Becky and family

    woo hoo.

  16. On October 2nd, 2008 at 12:05 pm birdpress Says:

    Wow, congratulations! How exciting!

  17. On October 2nd, 2008 at 12:06 pm How to Party with an Infant Says:

    yey, love the girls!

    From the title, I thought you were doing a restaurant review.

  18. On October 2nd, 2008 at 12:09 pm WD Says:

    Congrats!

  19. On October 2nd, 2008 at 12:10 pm KT Says:

    Little girls are the best! Enjoy.

  20. On October 2nd, 2008 at 12:16 pm kbrients Says:

    Third times the charm!!! I knew it! YEAH!!!!

  21. On October 2nd, 2008 at 12:19 pm kim Says:

    she will rule that household in no time.

    Congratulations!!!

  22. On October 2nd, 2008 at 12:20 pm Tina Roggenkamp Says:

    Congrats!

    I’m hoping to join team pink as well 😉

  23. On October 2nd, 2008 at 12:21 pm Kristine Says:

    Oh! How exciting! Congrats!

    Will you please let me make something really girl for her?

    I cry a little bit every time I see a gorgeous little girl dress at the store and have to pass it up for jeans and t-shirts for my boys.

  24. On October 2nd, 2008 at 12:24 pm abandoning eden Says:

    congrats! Maybe when you talk to Alex more about the new baby, you can frame things in terms of “having a sister” (something new), which might come off better then having another sibling (potentially a boy, like his other sibling) which might be more threatening to him. Then again, he might be too young to make those distinctions…

  25. On October 2nd, 2008 at 12:27 pm Rachel B. Says:

    Hooray!! Little girls are so much fun to shop for!

  26. On October 2nd, 2008 at 12:29 pm Chibi Says:

    Congratulations! 😀

  27. On October 2nd, 2008 at 12:29 pm magpie Says:

    Aw, a little girl…Congratulations!

  28. On October 2nd, 2008 at 12:31 pm Becky Says:

    Congratulations!!!!!! I love the fact that I have one of each. My daughter was so much fun as a little girl. She’s 17 now so you can understand why I said “was”. She’s still fun but in a different way.

  29. On October 2nd, 2008 at 12:32 pm niobe Says:

    Yay! What great news!

  30. On October 2nd, 2008 at 12:33 pm Ginger Magnolia Says:

    Hooray for girls! It’s so much fun to buy cute little dresses and hair bows! Congratulations to your family.

  31. On October 2nd, 2008 at 12:42 pm heather... Says:

    I KNEW IT!!! I CALLED IT!!! WOOO!

  32. On October 2nd, 2008 at 12:42 pm heather... Says:

    Oh, and uh, congrats.

  33. On October 2nd, 2008 at 12:48 pm Rachel Says:

    Hehe, I am so going to enjoy your posts about the trials of having a daughter….I’m of the opinion that boys are soooo much easier!!!

  34. On October 2nd, 2008 at 12:55 pm Ms. Moon Says:

    Just sending congratulations…
    Girls are very nice.

  35. On October 2nd, 2008 at 1:02 pm Tracy Says:

    Yay! Congrats!

  36. On October 2nd, 2008 at 1:14 pm Sandy Says:

    Being a mom to only a boy, I can totally understand any fear/worry you may be having – but think of all the fun Barbie’s you’ll get to buy now – and personally, I totally think that Polly Pocket and Baby Alive are good enough reasons to have girls – I would LOVE to play with all those girly toys every now and then and not play Pokemon and army dudes.

  37. On October 2nd, 2008 at 1:20 pm melanie Says:

    congrats! I am having a blast shopping for a girl now (course i still love shopping for a boy too so my kids have WAY too much clothing)….

  38. On October 2nd, 2008 at 1:21 pm Vered - MomGrind Says:

    Congrats!

    I have 2 girls… FINALLY we will have something in common.

    🙂

  39. On October 2nd, 2008 at 1:29 pm Five Husbands Says:

    Congratulation Becky!

  40. On October 2nd, 2008 at 1:29 pm ScienceMama Says:

    Congratulations Aunt Becky! She’s going to be awesome!

  41. On October 2nd, 2008 at 1:30 pm elle michelle Says:

    Congrats!! That’s awesome.

  42. On October 2nd, 2008 at 1:34 pm guilty noodles Says:

    Congrats!

    I do feel for you… I’m the same way. I live vicariously through my BF’s daughter and have been shopping for her lately. For a while, my boys were so well dressed my bank account was severely depleted. You ever wonder who the hell buys cashmere sweaters and $100 Italian shoes for their baby? Yup, this moron right here.

    I actually sighed relief when we found it our second’s a boy.

    I’m sending you something girlie!

  43. On October 2nd, 2008 at 1:36 pm baseballmom Says:

    I knew it!!! Yay, and congratulations. You know I love to shop for girls, since I never got one, so tell me where to send pink frilly things!

  44. On October 2nd, 2008 at 1:37 pm giggleblue Says:

    a sausage patty it is!!!!!

    oh, congrats, congrats, congrats!

  45. On October 2nd, 2008 at 1:40 pm electriclady Says:

    Congratulations! Girls are awesome.

  46. On October 2nd, 2008 at 1:50 pm Sarah Says:

    Wow. Brace yourself, Babe. Little girls are next level crazy, and that is why you’ll adore her.

  47. On October 2nd, 2008 at 2:06 pm Em Says:

    You’re so going on my list of “traitors” – the friends with all boys that go on to birth a precious little girl.

    Congrats on finding out for sure!

    A research question for you when the time comes: which one hurts more when stepped upon in the middle of the night – a Hot Wheels OR a Barbie high heeled shoe?

    Now go prop up our economy, and shop til you drop!

    Em

  48. On October 2nd, 2008 at 2:09 pm tash Says:

    Ok if I laugh at you . . . er, with you, when little sister announces she’d much rather wear her older brothers’ hand-me-down-sports-related clothing than what’s in her closet? No? Ok then.

    Carry on.

  49. On October 2nd, 2008 at 2:10 pm Cassie Says:

    That’s GREAT! Congratulations!!

  50. On October 2nd, 2008 at 2:14 pm Gail Says:

    I will now be the only person I know with 3 boys. You have deserted me. poo.

    Congrats!

  51. On October 2nd, 2008 at 2:22 pm Karen Says:

    I knew it!! Congrats.

  52. On October 2nd, 2008 at 2:40 pm Cricket Says:

    I have a big ol’ grin. Congrats to the Sausage Tacos.

  53. On October 2nd, 2008 at 2:46 pm heather Says:

    Beans beats the stuffing out of her dolls and runs like mad for her brother’s trains and trucks — I’m just saying. BUT that totally doesn’t stop me from making her *look* like a girl (the pink cardigan with faux fur dalmation collar that I bought today, for example). Little girl clothes are so over the top hysterical; you just have to buy it to see them in it. Have fun blowing the benjamins. I know you will, reigning Queen de la Sausages.

  54. On October 2nd, 2008 at 3:32 pm Emily R Says:

    Congratulations!

  55. On October 2nd, 2008 at 3:42 pm Madame Yu See Says:

    I’m humming “Thank Heaven for Little Girls!” (It’s a song – from the movie Gigi – way before your time!) I’m so happy for you!

  56. On October 2nd, 2008 at 3:52 pm Megan Says:

    Yay! I’m so excited for you! Now go do some shopping!

  57. On October 2nd, 2008 at 4:26 pm Kristine Says:

    Ruffly butt bathing suits! Hair pretties! Fun sun dresses! Awesome shoes! (Can you tell I live in the south and we have winter for a whole 2 weeks here?)

    Congratulations!

  58. On October 2nd, 2008 at 4:30 pm tonya cinnamon Says:

    how awesome ^__________^
    yay for pink tacos!!!!!

  59. On October 2nd, 2008 at 5:03 pm Queen-sized funny bone Says:

    I highly recommend girls. I have two…congrats.

  60. On October 2nd, 2008 at 5:06 pm honeywine Says:

    Ha! I KNEW IT! lol GIRLZZZ Rule!

  61. On October 2nd, 2008 at 5:34 pm trish Says:

    I KNEW it’d be a girl! I just KNEW it! Few people get off scott free.

    I’m kind of hoping for a girl. Because that girl will be lucky if she can sneak around. I’m very Sherlock Holmes-y and that girl ain’t getting NOTHING past me.

  62. On October 2nd, 2008 at 7:21 pm andy Says:

    Pink Rocks! I’ll have to send you the words to a great song called “Daughter’s of Feminists” I think you’ll like it!

    PS: I’ve tagged you to share 7 things about yourself! You can check out my 7 things here.

  63. On October 2nd, 2008 at 7:32 pm Rebel Says:

    Yes!!!! Turtle may have some AWESOME clothes for her!!! I am so happy for you sweetie!!! Big Girlie hugs from the NC!!!!!

    Rebel

  64. On October 2nd, 2008 at 8:24 pm Jenn Says:

    Yay, I was right! I love being right!

    Congrats. So… any names picked out?

  65. On October 2nd, 2008 at 8:45 pm foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) Says:

    How exciting! Congratulations!!

  66. On October 2nd, 2008 at 8:50 pm kate Says:

    hello, aunt becky?

    i want to introduce you to my nemesis, hannah montana.

  67. On October 2nd, 2008 at 8:50 pm Maria Says:

    EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

  68. On October 2nd, 2008 at 9:22 pm Collette Says:

    Yeah!!!! I love shopping for girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  69. On October 2nd, 2008 at 9:42 pm Edward Says:

    Yeah for pink tacos!!!!! I mean that in the most congratullary way possible of course (is that even a word or did I spell it wrong?)

    Oh I remember my first girl…4th child, 1st girl and then came #5, another girl.

    Girls will change you beieve me or something like that. I was so excited to have a girl…I was ready when all I ever wanted was boys. It was great…then I got enough of girl and became a boy myself…kind of sad but hey thats like right?

    I am very happy for you. You will have fun buying something other than blue or army. They got some real cute stuff for girls and let me be the first to say that there is a difference between boys and girls no matter how much we don’t want to admit it.

    Enjoy..enjoy..enjoy…yeah for girls!

  70. On October 3rd, 2008 at 12:01 am excavator Says:

    Ska WEEEEEEEL!

    Congratulations!

  71. On October 3rd, 2008 at 12:17 am Heather P. Says:

    YAY!! Congrats! I’m guessing this means baby girl is healthy.
    The fun begins. 😉

  72. On October 3rd, 2008 at 7:04 am Jen Says:

    Yay team pink!
    And the title of this post would be a great title for a cartoon porno.

  73. On October 3rd, 2008 at 7:32 am heather Says:

    Oh goodie!

  74. On October 3rd, 2008 at 8:39 am Denise Says:

    Rock on! We’ve got a GIRL!!!!! Team pink can be fun. There are certainly a lot more clothing available for little girls than little boys. (said the mom who had a girl first and then a boy and was surprised to discover that).

    HURRAY!!!

  75. On October 3rd, 2008 at 8:58 am Fancy Schmancy Says:

    Congratulations. One more and the estrogen/testosterone levels will be even. Name ideas, yet?

  76. On October 3rd, 2008 at 10:07 am JJ Says:

    Oh YAY! A little pink to spice things up! CONGRATS!
    Thanks for your comment as well–I’ll definitely be in touch about “boy things” :0)

  77. On October 3rd, 2008 at 10:09 am Anjali Says:

    WOO HOO! So happy for you and your family!

  78. On October 3rd, 2008 at 10:33 am Sara Says:

    I knew it! Don’t know how, I just did!!!!

    YAY!!!!

    (Holy crap that’s a ton of exclamation points. I think I’m out of them for today…)

  79. On October 3rd, 2008 at 1:15 pm Lola Says:

    Hey, I’m a girl, and you know how cool I am ;o) Yeah, the wallet’s gonna take a hit, but just imagine the sex talks you’ve got to have eventually. You think the boy ones are rough.

    Seriously, though, congrats! Girls are a lot of fun.

  80. On October 3rd, 2008 at 2:01 pm Melissa Says:

    OMG! Jumping up and down for you. Or for me. Because I now have someone else that is entering “Diva Hell” with me. LOVE IT!!!

  81. On October 3rd, 2008 at 2:27 pm Joann Says:

    Congrats to you & your family
    Now have fun shopping for that Girlie stuff.
    I know I do when shopping for mine..

  82. On October 3rd, 2008 at 2:35 pm Heather Says:

    WooHOO! Congratulations.

  83. On October 3rd, 2008 at 2:58 pm CLC Says:

    Yay, how exciting!!

  84. On October 3rd, 2008 at 3:28 pm Ames Says:

    I’m so very happy for you Becky. Congrats on your bouncin’ baby girl!

  85. On October 3rd, 2008 at 4:35 pm silvia Says:

    Congratulations!!

  86. On October 3rd, 2008 at 5:11 pm MsPrufrock Says:

    Well, well. You’re going to be only slightly outnumbered now rather than the previously possible 4 to 1 odds.

    Will you know what to do with a girl? I put bows on mine, make her play with dolls, that kind of thing.

    A girl, hurray!

  87. On October 3rd, 2008 at 10:25 pm ame i. Says:

    Yahoo!
    The only thing better than a lil girl is 2 lil girls, says this mom of 2 lil girls. My second was born 2 days before my first turned 2. #1 did not consider #2 to be a kickin birthday gift, but she did like the cake.

  88. On October 4th, 2008 at 12:55 am pamajama Says:

    THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER! You’re going to have so much fun. Yippee! She is so-o-o-o-o lucky.

  89. On October 4th, 2008 at 2:21 am LilSass Says:

    SHUT UP!!!!!!

  90. On October 4th, 2008 at 7:53 am Frozen Star Says:

    Oooh, yay, a girl!

  91. On October 5th, 2008 at 9:53 am Backpacking Dad Says:

    w00t!!!

  92. On October 6th, 2008 at 9:20 am As American as Apple Pie Says:

    YAY!!! Now the next challenge…name? You’re in for a whole new world. Girls are so different from boys its unbelievable. Enjoy!

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