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The Big 7.

August20

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

‘Fran Lebowitz

Happy Birthday to the child who made me a mother for the first time, the child who reminds me simultaneously who was in charge and what REALLY matters, the child who constantly leaves me trying to be a better person for him.

My first son, Benjamin Maxwell.

He may not always like me, hell, I may not always like him, but in the end, he knows which side his bread is buttered on.

Happy Birthday, Small Fry.

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53 Comments to

“The Big 7.”

  1. On August 20th, 2008 at 9:09 am c. Says:

    Awww. Happy Birthday, Ben. Hope mom makes you a big ol’ cake.

  2. On August 20th, 2008 at 9:36 am Tombo Says:

    Happy Birthday Ben!

  3. On August 20th, 2008 at 9:39 am Maria Says:

    Happy birthday, little man!

  4. On August 20th, 2008 at 9:40 am SciFi Dad Says:

    Happy Birthday Max.

  5. On August 20th, 2008 at 9:41 am Sara Says:

    Happy Birthday Ben!

  6. On August 20th, 2008 at 9:50 am Holly Says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

  7. On August 20th, 2008 at 10:00 am Mrs.Spit Says:

    Happy Birthday Ben.

    Your family sure loves you.

  8. On August 20th, 2008 at 10:02 am Badass Geek Says:

    Happy Birthday, Little Man!

  9. On August 20th, 2008 at 10:07 am Kyddryn Says:

    Felicitations, lad, and many happy returns!!

    Shade and Sweetwater,
    K

  10. On August 20th, 2008 at 10:11 am Heather Says:

    Woohoo, the BIG 0-7! Happy birthday, Ben!

  11. On August 20th, 2008 at 10:26 am kbreints Says:

    Happy Birthday Ben! What a cutie!

  12. On August 20th, 2008 at 10:28 am Jenn Says:

    Happy Birthday Ben!

  13. On August 20th, 2008 at 10:37 am electriclady Says:

    Happy birthday Ben! (It’s my brother’s birthday too!)

  14. On August 20th, 2008 at 10:48 am Kristine Says:

    What a cutie, even pouting, he’s a cutie!

    Happy Birthday Ben!

  15. On August 20th, 2008 at 10:51 am Jenn Says:

    Happy birthday Ben! He looks so much like you!!

  16. On August 20th, 2008 at 11:19 am Backpacking Dad Says:

    Happy birthday, Ben

  17. On August 20th, 2008 at 11:31 am andria Says:

    Happy Birthday Ben!

  18. On August 20th, 2008 at 11:41 am Amanda Says:

    Happy Birthday to the young one!

  19. On August 20th, 2008 at 11:43 am CLC Says:

    Happy B-day Ben!

  20. On August 20th, 2008 at 11:48 am Nissa Says:

    He is adorable. Happy Birthday Ben!

  21. On August 20th, 2008 at 11:54 am -Seraphimred- Says:

    Happy Birthday Ben!

  22. On August 20th, 2008 at 12:03 pm honeywine Says:

    Happy Birthday Ben!

    But really, where’s the cake shot?

  23. On August 20th, 2008 at 12:15 pm The MountainCat Says:

    Happy birthday Benny.
    Ah, can I call him Benny?

  24. On August 20th, 2008 at 12:22 pm gypsygrrl Says:

    happy birthday happy birthday
    happy birthday to you
    happy birthday happy birthday
    happy birthday to you

    you are so much fun
    you shine like the sun
    you’re 6yrs PLUS ONE
    and we love you!

    happy birthday happy birthday
    happy birthday to you
    happy birthday happy birthday
    happy birthday to you

  25. On August 20th, 2008 at 12:38 pm Susan Says:

    Congratulations, momma, on a beautiful, healthy seven year old!

  26. On August 20th, 2008 at 12:45 pm kim Says:

    HOOORAY for Ben!

    Happy Birthday, Dude, Enjoy the Day!

    Your Mom rocks!

  27. On August 20th, 2008 at 12:56 pm Cassie Says:

    I love the expression on his face lol. Happy birthday to him, and congrats to you ๐Ÿ™‚

  28. On August 20th, 2008 at 1:05 pm Amanda Says:

    He is such a cutie. Happy bday!!!

  29. On August 20th, 2008 at 2:24 pm KC Says:

    Been-Jammin is THE dude.

  30. On August 20th, 2008 at 2:34 pm Fancy Schmancy Says:

    What a doll! But really, did you give the initals BM?

  31. On August 20th, 2008 at 3:44 pm wishing4one Says:

    Happy Happy Happy Birthday big Ben!!!!

  32. On August 20th, 2008 at 3:47 pm Ann Says:

    Happy Bday Small Fry!!! I have a soft spot for any and all Benjamin’s. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  33. On August 20th, 2008 at 4:43 pm kalakly Says:

    Happy Bday Ben! Hope your mom scores another cool cake with a hooka attached!!
    Cheers!
    P.S. Your mom rocks!

  34. On August 20th, 2008 at 5:15 pm Anjali Says:

    What a lovely, strong boy you’ve made.

  35. On August 20th, 2008 at 6:39 pm Petra aka The Wise (*Young*) Mommy Says:

    Happy Birthday Ben. May you and your handsome son have a non-sticky birthday!

  36. On August 20th, 2008 at 7:34 pm Heather P. Says:

    Happy Birthday young man!
    He is so handsomme!

  37. On August 20th, 2008 at 7:37 pm STE Says:

    Look at those eyelashes! What a great kid! Happy 7th anniversary of motherhood!

  38. On August 20th, 2008 at 8:02 pm Ames Says:

    Happy Birthday Ben!!

  39. On August 20th, 2008 at 8:10 pm Leslee Says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!!!
    I absolutely adore that pouty face! ๐Ÿ˜›

  40. On August 20th, 2008 at 8:37 pm heather... Says:

    Happy birthday, Ben! If your mom loves you enough, you’ll get everything you want for your birthday.

  41. On August 20th, 2008 at 9:15 pm Vered Says:

    Happy birthday, Benjamin Maxwell!

  42. On August 20th, 2008 at 9:19 pm tash Says:

    Those eyes make my ovaries hurt.

  43. On August 20th, 2008 at 9:35 pm Mare Says:

    Happy Birthday Ben!

    Our kids birthdays are really close together that is cool.
    I let E make his own cake. He wanted a football cake and I cut it and gave him the icing and said “have at it”.

    We had a little cake with a shit ton of icing.

  44. On August 20th, 2008 at 9:58 pm lindz Says:

    wow! they grow fast don’t they?
    happy birthday to you Ben!

    &
    I always like to say..

    Congratulations to the mother for making it through another year of motherhood.

    may this next year be awesome for the both of you!

  45. On August 20th, 2008 at 10:16 pm Lola Says:

    Hmmm. Where have I seen that face before? Oh, I know, on my seven-year old son. It’s a great age.

    Happy birthday, Little Dude! You’re very cute, and I know that hearing that will cause you to make that face again. So, I’ll say it again, you’re very cute, you’re very cute, cute, cute, cute. Pout on, man…

  46. On August 20th, 2008 at 10:20 pm Emily R Says:

    Happy birthday!

  47. On August 20th, 2008 at 10:57 pm chris Says:

    Happy B-Day to Ben and Congratulations to you Aunt Becky on your 7th Year anniversary of being a mom.

  48. On August 20th, 2008 at 11:05 pm Denise Says:

    Happy Birthday Ben! Make sure you’re nice to your mom for at least one day and then give her hell. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  49. On August 21st, 2008 at 12:11 am kate Says:

    he’s a cute little git.

  50. On August 21st, 2008 at 9:40 am As American as Apple Pie Says:

    Happy Birthday Ben! Is that the face he made when you told him you forgot to bake his cake? j/k

    He’s adorable…he looks just like you!

  51. On August 22nd, 2008 at 6:50 pm Jerseygirl89 Says:

    That is a fantastic picture.

    Happy belated birthday, Ben!

  52. On August 31st, 2008 at 7:06 pm mandy Says:

    You DID give him BM, I wouldn’t have even thought of that! It’ll be great payback for the teen years though.

    Happy B-Day to him. They grow up too fast..too fast.

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