Mommy Wants Vodka

…Or A Mail-Order Bride

Smooth Move, Ex-Lax


Mental note: going tanning in the super bed after a year long tanning exile is VERY not wise.

Burned nipples + teething (i.e. biting) baby = pure stabby badness.

Let’s just say it’s suicide for me…


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