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Short and Stubby

May18

Rather than convince The Internet that I’ve been ignoring them BECAUSE I HATE THE INTERNET, I will assure you that I am both fine and well. As are The Sausages. Well, aside from the Baby Sausage who is cutting two teeth as we speak.

This is driving his poor mother insane (poor, POOR Auntie Becky!), but I’m surviving. Somehow, I’ll manage (sniff, sniff).

So I would like to present with you two nuggets of Alex variety:

1) He has now mastered the word “Shit.” This brings his vocabulary to these words: Shit, Poo-Poo, Penis, Ball, Kitty and Doggie.

He is so in need of therapy already.

2) Confirming his mother’s oddities as genetic, he has discovered that water is best from the unlikeliest places.

I prefer mine from the bathroom tap, thankyouverymuch.

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28 Comments to

“Short and Stubby”

  1. On May 18th, 2008 at 9:09 pm Kristen Says:

    Glad you are doing alright. He is hilarious, is that a pet dish? and a wonton spoon?
    I think he has the perfect vocabulary for Aunt Becky’s one year old. CUTE!

  2. On May 18th, 2008 at 9:12 pm Marly Says:

    Beware! The dog bowl is a gateway vessel. It’s time to get a toilet lock. No, really. NOW!

  3. On May 18th, 2008 at 9:48 pm Jerseygirl89 Says:

    That is a great photo. And “shit” was one of Lovebug’s first words too. Teehee.

  4. On May 18th, 2008 at 10:43 pm Heather P. Says:

    How precious!

  5. On May 18th, 2008 at 10:54 pm Heather Says:

    He may drink from the dog bowl, but he uses that spoon quite expertly for a one-year-old. Kudos young Alex!

  6. On May 18th, 2008 at 11:00 pm Karen Says:

    Oh dog bowl. I seriously thought that was an ash tray. I confuse easily. Adorable photo either way. 🙂

  7. On May 19th, 2008 at 7:47 am Calliope Says:

    your kid is cute AND brilliant.
    xo

  8. On May 19th, 2008 at 8:08 am Jenn Says:

    That photo is super adorable. I’m just SHOCKED by his vocabulary.. how DO you live with yourself? 😉

    (I’m sure you know this but in case anyone else is wondering, that is sarcasm.)

  9. On May 19th, 2008 at 8:17 am Sara Says:

    I think his vocabulary is coming along just swimmingly. He can now attend any public school in MY area. No judging the need for therapy until they are three.

  10. On May 19th, 2008 at 8:19 am The Milk Maid Says:

    Hehee- is there any other way for a kid to drink water? At least he’s drinking some H2O! 😀 Vurry cute.

  11. On May 19th, 2008 at 8:22 am Tony Says:

    Save that one to show his first girlfriend.

  12. On May 19th, 2008 at 9:38 am electriclady Says:

    Lately BG has taken to dropping things and saying “shit!” Really, I have NO idea where she could have gotten that one from…

  13. On May 19th, 2008 at 10:20 am T Says:

    I especially like the “house plant” snoozing on the couch while the wee one utilizes the pet dish.

    He is a cutie.

  14. On May 19th, 2008 at 10:54 am kbreints Says:

    Love it! Sammy is getting all sorts of big bad teeth too– not fun!

  15. On May 19th, 2008 at 11:12 am Backpacking Dad Says:

    Now just teacher him how to say “mothefucker” and his journey to the dark side will be complete.

  16. On May 19th, 2008 at 11:30 am Doc Says:

    Our little sausage is cutting his two front teeth right now too… Yeesh he is more moody than a hormonal teenage girl with boyfriend “issues”

  17. On May 19th, 2008 at 11:50 am mandy Says:

    is that microfiber I see in the background? YOU are so totally brave to have it with babies!

    I love that picture, mine would definitely do the same thing!

  18. On May 19th, 2008 at 12:29 pm birdpress Says:

    What is the dog bowl doing on the table anyway? I think his vocabulary is great! He probably knows a lot more words and those are just his favorites.

  19. On May 19th, 2008 at 12:54 pm Dr. Grumbles Says:

    “Mmmm…Mom, this water is good shit!”

  20. On May 19th, 2008 at 1:43 pm honeywine Says:

    Eewww…I couldn’t even drink out of the bathroom sink as a kid. I called it toilet water and refused to drink it.

  21. On May 19th, 2008 at 2:30 pm Insane Mama Says:

    At this point in my life I’m all forgetting water wherever and whenever you can
    Toilet
    Sink
    Dog bowl
    puddle
    It’s all good!

  22. On May 19th, 2008 at 2:35 pm b Says:

    One of Manchilds first words was Deputy Dick Head. This came after I got a ticket for a tail light being out on the car while he was riding with me. I don’t know where he heard that.

  23. On May 19th, 2008 at 5:10 pm chris Says:

    At least he’s not walking around saying “I Love chicks.” Well not yet at least.

  24. On May 19th, 2008 at 5:47 pm Ames Says:

    Priceless…definitely a keeper for when he starts dating!

  25. On May 20th, 2008 at 6:05 am SciFi Dad Says:

    I don’t know what’s funnier… the dog bowl or the spoon.

  26. On May 20th, 2008 at 7:39 am Kristine Says:

    Ours prefers drinking his own bathwater…you know he’s peed in it, but he’s still drinking it. Luckily we don’t have a dog water bowl in the house. Boxers can’t control their tongues and I have no desire to mop that often.

  27. On May 20th, 2008 at 9:04 am Victoria Says:

    Nice. Kid’s gonna love that shot when he’s older. 😉

    “Shit” is a perfectly good vocab addition – as long as he’s using it correctly. My son (now 7) perfected “dammick” as in, dammit. I was annoyed that he didn’t pronounce it correctly.

  28. On May 20th, 2008 at 9:05 am Tracy Says:

    I look at this and think: “how sensible he is to use a spoon.” My son prefers the lapping technique. If you’re lucky, ground sniffing will be coming soon!

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