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Shit I Found Saturdays


I’m starting Shit I Found Saturdays here on my blog, which will exist only Saturdays, (betcha couldn’t have gleaned that from the name) which is cool except that the Internet is mostly closed on Saturdays. So let’s fuck that noise and get into cool shit we’ve found around the ‘net (I sorta want to punch myself in the throat for saying “the ‘net”) and bring Saturday back.

It’s like bringing Sexy Back but awesomer.

Join in! We have donuts (lies)!

Shit I Read:

Top Ten Reasons I’m Single – She’s stalking him. Not, though, on MySpace, which would be WAY funnier.

Writing Motivation – I’m serious – I know most of you are BIG writers and using this will, I’m sure, get you onto the NYT Bestsellers List.

Living in Backward Land – she writes about living life with a son who has leukemia.

Starbuckets of Love – Who hasn’t slung coffee (or waited tables) and dealt with this person?

Shit I’d Buy if I Wasn’t Broke:

This coffee mug (I made it) – totally rad. I also need it – I don’t know WHY I haven’t gotten myself one.


Submitted by – swalumni

Shit To Make You Feel Like A Lazy-ASs Person:

How To Create Your Own Chalkboard Paint – Super cute. Also? Designed to make you feel like shit about making everything all handmade and shit.

Shit I Couldn’t Fucking Believe:

Drop A Love Bomb: Go read it. Wow.

Shit I Watched:

No Drama Breakup

Shit I Listened To:

You can download Brittany McDonald’s album here.

Shit I Looked At (shut up, Pervo):


(I think we need a Twibbon and a full Internet campaign against BACON ABUSE!)


-Submitted by Maria.

Shit Around My Blog:

Takin’ Ads and Kicking,er NAMES? Anyway, I take ads. Email this address:

If’n You Want On Mah Blogroll (and have me on yours) I’m still working on updating it! Go here to add yourself and scroll down the page to hit the “SUBMIT” button.

I added a paypal and a gofundme button to this post, (which made me feel ooky so pretend I did not say that) which I’m slowly dismantling for all the advice you’ve given – it’s fucking incredible. We should all be so lucky to have such wonderful people on our side. I’ll be replying to all the comments, but becasuse I’m anal, I’m taking notes. SHUT UP I AM NOT TYPE A.


Now it’s your turn. What cool shit have you found? Write it on your own blog and link up or throw it in the comments! Imma try and add them to the big list here (with credit given, natch).

Also? Send me your links throughout the week: can be old shit, new shit you wrote, shit that you found, shit that’s awesome, really anyfuckingthing. Because why not?

20 Comments to

“Shit I Found Saturdays”

  1. On July 28th, 2012 at 10:47 am Angrybabykitty Says:

    my phone has decided to not let me paste. so google robot chicken cats are jerks 1 ( very stupid but funny because its so true) and robot chicken babies are jerks (dont be easily offended for this one, but i LMAO every time).

  2. On July 28th, 2012 at 12:30 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    I’ll see if I can add it. I fucking love it.

  3. On July 28th, 2012 at 10:59 am swalumni Says:

    This mug had me laughing….my baby keeps me up ALL.THE.TIME.

  4. On July 28th, 2012 at 12:40 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Awesome! Got it up!

  5. On July 28th, 2012 at 11:27 am Dana Says:

    How about “Mix Your Own Chalkboard Paint in Any Color You Want” … because we all need more chalkboard surfaces in our house!

  6. On July 28th, 2012 at 12:43 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    I now feel terrible about my lack of chalkboard paint.

  7. On July 28th, 2012 at 11:55 am Maria Says:

    I can’t remember where I saw it, but it was the breakfast recipe of all times:

    You need a cupcake baking sheet/thing. You know, with depressions to hold the cakes?

    Line these depressions with bacon.

    Crack an egg in the depression

    Bake in the oven.


  8. On July 28th, 2012 at 12:43 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    That sounds fucking delicious.

  9. On July 28th, 2012 at 12:47 pm Jaime Says:

    my nephew showed me a really creep version of call me maybe…

  10. On July 28th, 2012 at 1:18 pm Kelly Says:

    Not sure how cool this is, but I was feeling really lucky when I woke to find that I had slept til 9:45 for the first time in literally 10 YEARS. The awesomeness wore off when I walked into the kitchen to discover that my 3 year old had decided to feed himself breakfast. He did this by climbing in to the freezer, getting a chocolate freakin popsicle and covering himself and everything within a 10 foot radius with a lovely sticky goo. Oh well, you win some , you lose some. At least Im not sleep deprived zombie today 🙂

  11. On July 28th, 2012 at 8:41 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    That’s fucking RAD! And TOTALLY something my kids would do.

  12. On July 28th, 2012 at 3:48 pm Amelia Says:

    Thank the fuck christ you decided to start this up. I’m a stay at home mom so Saturday is just another day to me and the web is SO boring. You have saved me from going to pinterest. For reals, I was going to go. *shudder*

  13. On July 28th, 2012 at 6:49 pm swalumni Says:

    I could have written this comment too. Yes.

  14. On July 28th, 2012 at 8:42 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    I love you for AVOIDING FUCKING PINTEREST. AVOID THAT SHIT. It makes you look like an ASSHOLE (or me, really).

    And fuck, man, it’s FUN! Send me some links to posts you’ve written and I’ll get you up!

  15. On July 29th, 2012 at 9:48 am JustMe Says:

    I don’t even HAVE a baby, and I want that mug. To drink out of at work. Mostly to just confuse people.

  16. On July 29th, 2012 at 10:28 am Your Aunt Becky Says:

    I think I may (one day) need to order it. I mean, I DID put it on the Zazzle.

  17. On July 29th, 2012 at 12:38 pm Kim Says:

    Best Coffee Mug Ever!!!!!!!

  18. On July 30th, 2012 at 12:30 am Sarah at Journeys of The Zoo Says:

    So, I found this really cool blog a long time ago and I was just waiting for a moment to shower them with all the awesomeness that they are but I still haven’t won a lottery so the blog will just have to settle for a “Liebster Award” because if my Aunt Becky is anything, she’s “Welcome” and I don’t mean it in that sense, because I don’t even know you.

    Check out what I had to say about “said blog” (just in case for some reason, you don’t get my humor, I’M TALKING ABOUT YOU). I always hate it when you try to be funny but in the end you just have to explain yourself anways. I’M TALKING ABOUT ME.

    Just read it (in all your spare time),

    Besos, Sarah
    Zookeeper at Journeys of The Zoo

  19. On July 30th, 2012 at 6:51 am dahliasmom2012 Says:
    Bacon of the month club. Because who doesn’t need it?

    Well vegans don’t. But, whateves.

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