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Shit I Found Saturdays


Welcome to Shit I Found Saturdays, Pranksters! Every week, I try to find some awesome shit around the ‘net to show you because, well, I feel sorta guilty for the whole “whinging about my divorce” crap. And everyone needs a good laugh now and again.

Play along below!

Shit That’s AWESOME:

Shit I Found Saturdays

While I have a long winded post in the works about it, we pulled it together. We got the Band Back Together for mental illness AND made a snazzy calendar! I can’t wait to put mine up… which means I should PROBABLY ORDER ONE. Click the button to keep the lights on over at The Band! (or just because you’re an office supply nerd like me.)

Proceeds from the 2013 Band Back Together Calendar will be used for outreach efforts in 2013.

Band Back Together runs as a nonprofit, meaning we do not profit from any incoming funds. All proceeds go directly into Band efforts like server costs or community outreach.

Shit That’s Hilarious:

Barack Obama is tired of your shit.

Power-Up Arcade Light – I totes want this for my new place.

Shit I Did:

I was totally in a book (motherfucker) and it’s awesome. Really proud of it.

Shit I Wrote:

Stuffs about budgeting


Kindergarten Drop-off, Yo

Shit I Saw:

shit I found saturdays

And this may make you die of laughing:

shit I found saturdays

Shit That Made Me Pee Myself:

I’m a SUCKER for a good montage:

Shit I Listened To:


So what’s new with YOU, Pranksters? Those damn link things never work for me, so tell me, how’s things?

11 Comments to

“Shit I Found Saturdays”

  1. On September 15th, 2012 at 9:28 am @mommywantsvodka Says:

    Shit I Found Saturdays

  2. On September 15th, 2012 at 9:40 am @binkytoes Says:

    RT @mommywantsvodka: Shit I Found Saturdays

  3. On September 15th, 2012 at 9:47 am Cindy Says:

    That montage video cracked me up. “Save Me From Myself” almost made me cry. Very Marilyn Monroe. Sometimes we have to save ourselves.

  4. On September 15th, 2012 at 10:14 am Mayor Gia Says:

    Hahhah i love the barack obama one! I had no idea that he cursed. I can only imagine it in a romney ad now.

  5. On September 15th, 2012 at 10:14 am Mayor Gia Says:

    (I mean that he cursed when narrating his book. Yeah.)

  6. On September 15th, 2012 at 11:21 am Kristin Says:

    The montage made me laugh so hard and I loved the More Cowbell pic. Congrats on the book.

  7. On September 15th, 2012 at 12:53 pm Belless Says:

    I was in the Dear Future Me book about emails you send yourself in the future. They picked ME, yo

    and i already read the drinking diaries on my kindle

  8. On September 15th, 2012 at 9:53 pm alexis (You can call me Al) Says:

    The bruise on my shin that I got from being kicked by a senile old man is turning yellow.

  9. On September 15th, 2012 at 11:01 pm Joules Says:

    I love Obama even more now. Buy yer own damn fries. Exactly.

  10. On September 16th, 2012 at 10:33 pm Carol Anne Says:

    Okay, that dog and cows photo wins the Internet.

  11. On September 17th, 2012 at 1:51 am Devan Says:

    Awesome song! Christina is the BIZ-OMB!!! Good call, AB!

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