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Shit I Found Saturdays


Shit I Found Saturdays is a weekly feature here at Mommy Wants Vodka, that’s more fun than a basket of kittens,  except that the Internet is mostly closed on Saturdays.


Who likes RULES anyway? 

So, let’s fuck that noise and get into cool shit we’ve found around the Internet and bring Saturday back.

It’s like bringing Sexy Back but awesomer.

Join in! We have donuts!

(that’s a lie)

Shit I Read This Week:

(Cake) Balls In Your Mouth: Drunk baking? Brunk Daking? Who knows. It’s just fucking hilarious.

Reused Books and a Love Note: Bring tissues. It’s a wonderful story from a great friend.

Cratering: I haven’t stopped laughing.

Shit I Wrote:

Songs To Break Up To – Why? Because every breakup needs a soundtrack.

Bedtime Battles Rage On: My kids hate sleep. Clearly, we’re not related.

Shit I That Made Me Shit Myself:

Stand back, ladies. He’s my new boyfriend. I’m not fucking around.

Shit That Made Me Realize I Need Photoshop:

And who could forget my favorite diabetic?

shit I found saturdays

Which reminds me of….

(which my kids jam out to – substituting “Penis” for “diabeetus.” Because we’re related)

Shit That Just…Listen:

And if you’re feeling particularly suicidal, DO NOT listen to this one:

Shit That Scares Me:

shit I found saturdays

Shit Around My Blog:

Blogroll, yo. You want on it (if’n I’m on yours).

I do ads.

I’m on The Facebook.

And The Twitters.

Also THIS.


Now it’s YOUR turn, Pranksters?

What rad shit have you found this week?

14 Comments to

“Shit I Found Saturdays”

  1. On August 25th, 2012 at 9:18 am Pete In Az Says:

    Two things

    A candy machine that gives head, cool. I mean A head…


    I never man handle my balls.

    Morning Young Ms Aunt Becky. Hope you have a nice Saturday.

  2. On August 25th, 2012 at 9:37 am Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Hello, lovie. How are you today?

  3. On August 25th, 2012 at 9:59 am Pete In Az Says:

    Doing well, so far. Everything in the garden is still alive and we are getting some much needed rain this summer. And, I’ve discovered stir- frying. After cutting everything up, it takes about five to ten minutes to cook.

    Don’t take this wrong, but, I hope you have a boring morning.

  4. On August 25th, 2012 at 9:43 am Mayor Gia Says:

    DRUNK BAKING?!? Yes, please.

  5. On August 25th, 2012 at 9:55 am Heather P Says:

    OH my dear sweet Aunt Becky! That Elvis Costello is a cover of a George Jones song from the 70’s.

  6. On August 25th, 2012 at 10:00 am Grace Says:

    My 2 favorite youtube videos for when I’m having a bad day. Or a good day. Or just really want to laugh until I cry:

  7. On August 25th, 2012 at 10:22 am Mel Says:

    Damn. Yet another reason to love Saturdays. I don’t think there was any shit you found that I didn’t like. And I totally added you to my blog roll. Word.

  8. On August 25th, 2012 at 10:25 am Kelly Says:

    Wilfred Brimley and his badass shirt are the shit. I freaking love the doll head machine. And Leonard Cohen…just beautiful 🙂 Once again you’ve made my Saturday!

  9. On August 25th, 2012 at 4:13 pm Jennifer Block Bennett Says:

    thank you for this shit on saturday! My day was turning to shit and your shit made it funny shit.

  10. On August 25th, 2012 at 11:14 am Jennifer Says:

    thank you for this shit on saturday! My day was turning to shit and your shit made it funny shit.

  11. On August 25th, 2012 at 4:34 pm Katherine Says:

    Oh my god, holier than thou mothers are bitches! Fuck sake. I read your grrrr sleep post n some of the mothers were so fucking bitchy- gee, Id never thought of trying the same thing two nights in a row… I probably shouldn’t have read the comments, and I definitely shouldn’t have “politely” replied… :s
    Any sight of the parcel from England yet Becky? I think its been about a fortnight which is usually how long it takes for a package to get to the states…

  12. On August 25th, 2012 at 5:48 pm Sue Elisabeth Says:

    I pretty much pooped on my chair at the Barbie heads. I’m a lightweight. I get it. It’s cool. But that’s some serial killer type shizz:D

  13. On August 26th, 2012 at 12:36 am jeri Says:

    The Julia Child re-mix.\ There is also a Mr Rogers (creepy) and that “happy little cloud” painting guy (even creepier). But the Julia one is great. An excellent tribute for her 100th and totally addictive.

  14. On August 26th, 2012 at 2:07 am beth Says:

    Please tell me you have seen My Drunk Kitchen. That chick is my freaking she-ro!

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