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Shit I Found Saturdays


Shit I Found Saturdays is a new feature here at Mommy Wants Vodka, which is more fun than a basket of kittens,  except that the Internet is mostly closed on Saturdays. Whatever. Who likes RULES anyway?  So, let’s fuck that noise and get into cool shit we’ve found around the Internet and bring Saturday back.

It’s like bringing Sexy Back but awesomer.

Join in! We have donuts

(that’s a lie)

Shit I Read:

Apparently, the Olympics are all porny this year. If I’d known that, I’d be watching it.

From Paul.

Map Of My (her) Brain – I feel suddenly normal. Okay, not really normal, but you know.

Sevens – Mr. Lady wrote what was in my head.

Time Lapse Lolla – My partner in crime, Dawn, writes about Day 2 of Lollapalloza

Shit I Wrote:

One Moment in Time

Why My Daughter is AWESOME – (it’s best to read the comments on my blogs there – I swear, it’s worth it)

Shit I Watched:


-From RR

Shit That’s Hysterical:


I need to own this.

And this:

shit I found Saturday


don't dis terry

Shit That’s Rad:

shit I found saturdaysvia the lovely swalumni

Shit That Makes Me Want To Own Photoshop:

So You’re a Hipster (and other warning labels that should really exist)

Birds…With Motherfucking ARMS

submitted by Rachel.

Shit Around My Blog:

Blogroll, yo. You want on it (if’n I’m on yours).

I do ads.

I’m on The Facebook.


Now it’s YOUR turn, Pranksters? What rad shit have you found this week?

I’m around today, so I can add it to the post (and go back and fix last week’s)

19 Comments to

“Shit I Found Saturdays”

  1. On August 11th, 2012 at 12:06 pm swalumni Says:

    This just made me think of you:

  2. On August 11th, 2012 at 3:03 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Added! I love it! The color is perfect!

  3. On August 12th, 2012 at 1:39 pm swalumni Says:

    I fell in love with an elephant one first and saw that on the side bar. I think this one would be HILARIOUS framed across from the toilet.

  4. On August 11th, 2012 at 12:09 pm Cindy DuBois Says:

    Thank you for the Happy Clouds video. I’m about to leave the house for an outing (fun) but my social anxiety is kicking in so I sat down to see what Becky was up to. Happy Clouds make me believe I can leave my house and have fun. Hell, I’m going to a Bead convention. Billions and Billions of beads will make me happpppppppppppy. Thank you, my dear.

  5. On August 11th, 2012 at 3:03 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Make love to the canvas.

  6. On August 11th, 2012 at 12:38 pm ABK Says:

    well, thwell, this was a fun find. myself and a friend had a hate page made about us. the jerk couldnt even spell my name correctly. fyi….i go by my middle name on the book. i cant copy and paste but search for ” i hate serj tankian and angel tankian and lee olsen”. guess i’ve made it now i have a hater….

  7. On August 11th, 2012 at 3:03 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Hahahaha. Do me a favor. Go once. Then never go back – it’ll eat you up.

  8. On August 11th, 2012 at 12:39 pm ABK Says:

    sorry for the mispelling..dumb phone

  9. On August 11th, 2012 at 2:34 pm Aubrey Says:

    Did you see the Skin shirt hoodie? 🙂

  10. On August 11th, 2012 at 3:04 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:


  11. On August 11th, 2012 at 3:29 pm Aubrey Says:
    I KNOW right!
    I saw it and knew you had to have it! I posted it on the Facebook for you last week I think.

  12. On August 12th, 2012 at 1:51 am Aubrey Says:

    It won’t post my reply! I did post it on your Facebook page though! You should really go look! It may be photoshopped. but I don’t think so. Nothing that is completely awesome like that is ever fake. Right?

  13. On August 12th, 2012 at 1:52 am Aubrey Says:

    it will not post the link! I have tried several times. SO I will just tell you I put it on your facebook page. And I don’t think it is fake either. The cool stuff never is. Right?

  14. On August 11th, 2012 at 5:39 pm Hanna Says:

    haha I love this series

  15. On August 11th, 2012 at 6:28 pm Tracie Says:

    The birds with arms!?! Ahhh! I think I have to shampoo my eyes now. Those are freaky.

  16. On August 11th, 2012 at 8:05 pm CycleNinja Says:

    The Olympic Porn photo site is a stroke (har!) of genius. Glad you enjoyed it 🙂

  17. On August 11th, 2012 at 10:51 pm Grace Says:

    Oh how I miss Bob Ross!

  18. On August 13th, 2012 at 10:39 am Mr Lady Says:

    Dissin’ Terry. I DIE DEAD.

  19. On August 13th, 2012 at 9:58 pm Sarah K. (The Mama Pirate) Says:

    I WANT THAT CAT SHIRT. Must pin to my crazy cat lady board.

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