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Pranksters, I’d Like You To Meet My New Boyfriend

January20

This may win for most epic picture of the year. Altho, it’s still January and that picture is butt-ass old, so far, he is NUMBER ONE in my life.

Also number one, these posts (a lie):

I wrote about my new obsession. And it would be RAD if you could comment on it.

I also wrote about Amelia. I’m wicked proud of it.

We’re doing a birth defects/birth injury/birth trauma carnival on Sunday on Band Back Together if’n you want to join us!

So go read, then come back and tell Your Aunt Becky what YOU’VE been writing about this week. Let’s do a link-up, y’all.

20 Comments to

“Pranksters, I’d Like You To Meet My New Boyfriend”

  1. On January 20th, 2012 at 12:26 pm Mayor Gia Says:

    Hahhaha I’m tempted to hang that poster in my bedroom. Boyfriend might not like it, though.

  2. On January 20th, 2012 at 1:47 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Use it as WALLPAPER, yo.

  3. On January 20th, 2012 at 12:30 pm Amanda Says:

    I commented over on your savings article 🙂

    Your post about Amelia was so beautiful and absolutely stayed with me. It can be easy to lose sight of the gifts in each second. Thanks for the swift kick in the arse 😉

  4. On January 20th, 2012 at 12:33 pm Brandon Says:

    No, he’s not sucking in his gut at all….

    *voop* Take the picture…. hurry…. TAKE IT NOW!!

    I’m off! Time to comment away!

  5. On January 20th, 2012 at 1:47 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    That guy is boss.

  6. On January 20th, 2012 at 12:46 pm Rebecca Says:

    Kindergarten IEP Time and A New Time Sucker, and A Job By Any Other Name could all be added to that list. So ya know……….

    AND, did you use the book How To Start A Non Profit for Dummies? Or some other book to get your non profit started? How does that work? I’m thinking about doing something.

  7. On January 20th, 2012 at 1:46 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    We have some awesome people who helped us go NP. Still waiting for the paperwork to be looked at by the government.

  8. On January 20th, 2012 at 3:01 pm Pish Posh Says:

    You need to replace that guy with a picture of you 🙂

    You’re awesome

  9. On January 20th, 2012 at 3:35 pm Mrs. One Day Says:

    You don’t need me to tell you how awesome you are, but I will! You’re awesome! Can I have the truck in the picture? Yeah, I need a ride.

  10. On January 20th, 2012 at 8:40 pm alfred lives here Says:

    Oy…. all I can say is Oy…. although I can tell by looking at that loser, that is exactly what he would say!

  11. On January 20th, 2012 at 9:18 pm Janey Says:

    Your boyfriend is lovely. (Snort!!)

    Thanks, just what I need. More links to interesting blogs to spend my time on! 😉

  12. On January 20th, 2012 at 10:47 pm Sue at Naperville Now Says:

    thanks for the linky party, Aunt Becky. You are a peach.
    and that poster? to die for.
    just sayin’, ‘yall.

  13. On January 21st, 2012 at 12:27 am Kristin Says:

    OMG, why do I keep picturing a horrible, cheesy, 70s era romance novel when I look at that picture?

  14. On January 21st, 2012 at 8:28 am Maura @ Eve Was Partially Right Says:

    I will arm wrestle you for him.

    Smokin. Turbo. Hot.

  15. On January 21st, 2012 at 11:17 am SharleneT Says:

    You ladies are far too young to know what to do with that fine young man. I am here to save you from embarrassment and will give him my toolshed for the next six months. Once he figures out how to get that truck out of that tree, we’re hitting the road.

  16. On January 21st, 2012 at 12:55 pm Ami Says:

    Bwahahahahaha

    I <3 Your newest BF!

  17. On January 21st, 2012 at 8:04 pm Nellie Vaughn Says:

    You think he would let me shave him down, although…I am not sure I can handle that much sexy.

  18. On January 22nd, 2012 at 5:51 am MarsupialMama Says:

    Hmmm… I wonder if the Bubs would agree to having that as our living room wallpaper? He’d definitely love you if I took some of your tips and decluttered out house. I’m more on the hoarding side of the Spectrum and have a hard time throwing stuff out. I really need to though. I loved your post about Amelia, happy fird birthday to the pretty girl! And yeah, I still need to pop my cherry on BBT.

  19. On January 22nd, 2012 at 9:29 am Marta Says:

    I almost couldn’t stop starring at the photo to scroll down to the comments. It was mesmerizing.

  20. On January 22nd, 2012 at 2:21 pm Jen Says:

    Your boy toy looks like half of the male population of my hometown, and 100% of the butch population. SEXXXY!

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