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Out of Office


In an odd twist, I am taking the day off. You’d think, “Aunt Becky, didn’t you just have two days off?” And the answer would be, “Bwahahahahahahahaha! I got three crotch parasites who, unlike OUR parents before us who’s answer to ‘I’m booooored,” was to boot us outside and lock the door, I can’t stand the way they stare at me through the windows until I let them back in. So I played with them instead.”

That meant that I was introduced to those stupid Crayola colored bubbles which are like kid crack and yet, such a bad, bad idea. Just trust me on this one. Colored bubbles = no bueno.

Today, I’m going to go and venture out into the real world, where people don’t speak in hashtags and LOL Speak. Which, also = no bueno.

So I leave you with this, a copy of my newest edition of MS word:

It writes letterz n shit, yo.

Also? The Band Back Together Auction is live. And here is a link to read the site. It’s pretty rad.

7 Comments to

“Out of Office”

  1. On March 26th, 2012 at 10:00 am Brandon Says:

    You’re missing the token white “K-Fed” who thinks he’s 2 Legit 2 Quit…

  2. On March 26th, 2012 at 10:16 am Mayor Gia Says:

    Hah enjoy your day off!

  3. On March 26th, 2012 at 10:23 am Amanda Says:

    those colored bubbles are the devil! And they stain EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD. Have a great day off!

  4. On March 26th, 2012 at 10:53 am Grace Says:

    I’ve heard bad, bad things about those nasty bubbles! I noticed their commercial this year doesn’t claim that it easily washes out of clothing – because that was a big fat LIE! Now they just claim it wipes right off skin.

  5. On March 26th, 2012 at 2:10 pm Rich Says:

    Good for you, you work too much anyway…LOL! Enjoy your day ma’am!

  6. On March 26th, 2012 at 2:16 pm Meredith P. Says:

    Hahahaha! This has to be the best version of Office I have ever seen!

    Enjoy your day off, you deserve it! 😀

  7. On March 27th, 2012 at 6:24 am Zephan Says:

    So is the auction open to Australians?!

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