Out of Office
In an odd twist, I am taking the day off. You’d think, “Aunt Becky, didn’t you just have two days off?” And the answer would be, “Bwahahahahahahahaha! I got three crotch parasites who, unlike OUR parents before us who’s answer to ‘I’m booooored,” was to boot us outside and lock the door, I can’t stand the way they stare at me through the windows until I let them back in. So I played with them instead.”
That meant that I was introduced to those stupid Crayola colored bubbles which are like kid crack and yet, such a bad, bad idea. Just trust me on this one. Colored bubbles = no bueno.
Today, I’m going to go and venture out into the real world, where people don’t speak in hashtags and LOL Speak. Which, also = no bueno.
So I leave you with this, a copy of my newest edition of MS word:
It writes letterz n shit, yo.
Also? The Band Back Together Auction is live. And here is a link to read the site. It’s pretty rad.
You’re missing the token white “K-Fed” who thinks he’s 2 Legit 2 Quit…
Hah enjoy your day off!
those colored bubbles are the devil! And they stain EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD. Have a great day off!
I’ve heard bad, bad things about those nasty bubbles! I noticed their commercial this year doesn’t claim that it easily washes out of clothing – because that was a big fat LIE! Now they just claim it wipes right off skin.
Good for you, you work too much anyway…LOL! Enjoy your day ma’am!
Hahahaha! This has to be the best version of Office I have ever seen!
Enjoy your day off, you deserve it! 😀
So is the auction open to Australians?!