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No Baby, No Kidding


Still at hospital waiting on a GI consult. Swelling is no better but no one seems concerned. Will be home soon where no IV impedes my typing.

Until then Dave is entertaining me with his iFart application. God knows how we lived without it before.

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22 Comments to

“No Baby, No Kidding”

  1. On January 21st, 2009 at 4:43 pm Kristine Says:

    When is your EDD? I don’t want to alarm you or anything, but it seems like you may be gestating an elephant (22 months).

  2. On January 21st, 2009 at 4:46 pm tash Says:

    Is there an iBaby app?

    Home > hosptial.

  3. On January 21st, 2009 at 4:50 pm Marie Says:

    It does seem like you have been at this a while now. I hope she decides to come out soon or she will come out sassing you and wearing lip gloss.

  4. On January 21st, 2009 at 4:51 pm kalakly Says:

    Geez dude, I was getting ready to call you, that’s how worried I was getting. Now stop it!
    You do know when they say to drink lots of liquids they do not mean salt water, right?

  5. On January 21st, 2009 at 4:56 pm Madame Yu See Says:

    Since by now you should be hearing the sound of that baby crying:
    Wah!!! Wah!!! Wah!!! Wah!!! Wah!!!
    sigh and double sigh.
    When’s the changeover between Capricorn and Aquarius? (Personally, I’ve always thought Aquarius is a better birth sign – and it may explain why you’re retaining water.)

  6. On January 21st, 2009 at 5:17 pm Miss Grace Says:

    Oh man!

    Don’t pop on the way home!

  7. On January 21st, 2009 at 5:25 pm Heather P. Says:

    Praying for you honey!

  8. On January 21st, 2009 at 5:27 pm Shanna Says:

    My husband downloaded the iFart as well. We must have laughed for 2 hours. Keep smilin!!

  9. On January 21st, 2009 at 6:00 pm Betts Says:

    I’ve been checking your blog for post like a mad woman all afternoon. I’m like a stalker, but missing a dent in the head (last time I checked in the mirror… maybe that’s why my hair looks like hell).

    I feel for you. I really do. Swelling is no fun. And speaking of mirrors, don’t look in one. My face swelled too, so I looked like I was looking in one of those trick mirrors they have at fairs. Spare yourself the fright.

  10. On January 21st, 2009 at 6:32 pm Ginger Magnolia Says:

    I’m glad you’re keeping us all updated, hope Amelia makes her debut very, very, very soon.

  11. On January 21st, 2009 at 6:35 pm SciFi Dad Says:

    are you gonna twitter through labour too?

  12. On January 21st, 2009 at 6:47 pm Jenn Says:

    Glad you’re doing all right. I’m thinking of you. xoxo

  13. On January 21st, 2009 at 6:53 pm Kyddryn Says:

    Come on out, Amelia – there’s a whole wonderful world awaiting you!

    Mizz Becky, if your’e home tomorow and you come ’round my blog, I’m giving you an award. If not, well…hopefully it’s because you finally downloaded your own little reward for having the patience of a saint!

    Shade and Sweetwater,

  14. On January 21st, 2009 at 7:14 pm Rachel Says:

    Ugh, they are being too cruel to send you home still pregnant, I’d demand a hearing with the United Nations or the Peace Corps or something!

  15. On January 21st, 2009 at 7:29 pm Sandy Says:

    Dang – this much time in the hospital and no baby to show for it yet? That sucks and I’m so sorry. But I’m so happy to still hear from you. I would be fretting away if I didn’t hear from you!

  16. On January 21st, 2009 at 8:05 pm swirl girl Says:

    iFart you too, Aunt Becky!

  17. On January 21st, 2009 at 8:11 pm giggleblue Says:

    i hear you can swell in the feet and legs all day – so long as you aren’t swelling in the face, you’re still game!!!

    i know that’s exactly what you wanted to hear, which is exactly why i brought it up.

    stay safe, kid! don’t ever let them stick you more than once at that hospital. pesky nurses…

  18. On January 21st, 2009 at 8:42 pm Emily R Says:

    how are you this funny in five sentences?

  19. On January 21st, 2009 at 8:54 pm AlmostMrsJoyner Says:

    I pretty much adore your blog and havent commented in awhile, so I thought, hey why not while she’s at the hospital (hopefully birthing the beautiful Amelia). Lots of love your way!!

  20. On January 21st, 2009 at 8:54 pm heather Says:

    Good lord, kid, it is eviction time. Pack your bags and head south. Now. And Becky, so you know, I’ve been worried about you all day and there you sit playing fart games with the Daver. Tsk. tsk.

    I’m glad everything is okay. Minus the fifty pounds of fluid.

  21. On January 21st, 2009 at 9:42 pm mandy Says:

    My best advice is to savor this moment. The calm before the storm..New babies are delicious, but hard work! Hope all goes well and soon.

  22. On January 22nd, 2009 at 10:31 am deb Says:

    Crap! I was so hoping for you.

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