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Um. I don’t think the people at McDonald’s want to be considered “wildlife.”

18 Comments to

“Sign ‘o’ The Times”

  1. On July 22nd, 2011 at 9:44 am Sunday Says:

    LOL! I have been MIA, i love the new look!

  2. On July 22nd, 2011 at 9:45 am Vinobaby Says:

    Perhaps they should put that sign next to a Walmart…Plenty of wildlife in there. Although, most of them have McD’s inside anyway…coincidence?

  3. On July 22nd, 2011 at 9:49 am Vinny C Says:

    Tour Guide: Now if you’ll follow me, here we have what is known by scientific standards as the BigMacius Withashakeius. No pictures, please! They tend to be very skittish around feeding time.

    Crowd: Ooooh!

  4. On July 22nd, 2011 at 9:54 am @OutofGoldStars Says:

    Time for the ‘don’t feed the wildlife’ signs to be replaced.

  5. On July 22nd, 2011 at 11:17 am Anthony from CharismaticKid Says:

    Maybe they are referring to the “playplace”. Wakka wakka wakka!

  6. On July 22nd, 2011 at 11:47 am a Says:

    What you need to do is put up one of those wooden benches and a telescope. Then you could collect both the change from the telescope and any rewards for sex offenders who are ditching their registration!

    Also, your lovely new design makes it much easier (i.e. possible) to comment from my phone! Hurray!

  7. On July 22nd, 2011 at 12:03 pm SharleneT. Says:

    What a beautiful new design! This should mean a new pair of shoes; right? Blahniks? Jimmy Chews? Something. It’s gorgeous and so easy on the eyes. You’re becoming one sophisticated lady, even if you don’t want to be. Come visit when you can.

  8. On July 22nd, 2011 at 1:44 pm Stephanie Says:

    Hey! Aunt Becky lives by me!!! Reading in Aurora!!

  9. On July 22nd, 2011 at 3:27 pm Lizbeth Says:

    Strangely I am not seeing a problem with this.

  10. On July 22nd, 2011 at 3:48 pm mindy k Says:

    too funny. that mcdonald’s is RIGHT by my house and the wildlife viewing is in reference to the lincoln marsh. small world. 🙂

  11. On July 22nd, 2011 at 3:56 pm Andrea Says:

    Oh mannnn! All the good comments are taken! I snoozed…I losed! I just want to know what the light up sign says…that is all TOO much for me to read on a driveby!

  12. On July 22nd, 2011 at 7:00 pm Uncle Grayhawk Says:

    Oh, I dunno. The McDonalds has a Playplace. Sounds like “wildlife” viewing to me. Always thought it was when my rugrats used them; that hasn’t changed.

    On the other hand, McDonalds would probably be insulted by being considered a “Government Center”. Say what you will about their food, but the company is a model of peak efficiency. Governmental agencies can only dream of being half as efficient (says the Gov’t contractor).

  13. On July 23rd, 2011 at 1:31 am Kristin Says:

    There is something very, very wrong about that.

  14. On July 23rd, 2011 at 4:31 am Ry Says:

    Bwahahaha! Thanks I needed that at this hour! 🙂

  15. On July 23rd, 2011 at 8:01 am Halala Mama Says:

    Depends on whether or not my kid is in the playplace.

  16. On July 23rd, 2011 at 4:09 pm Optimistic Mom Says:

    That really is odd sign placement. You would think McDs would have it moved, unless they know something we don’t…………..

  17. On July 23rd, 2011 at 5:01 pm rachelbk Says:

    Well, the McD near me may follow suit soon…the beastly howls I emitted upon finding DEHYDRATED ONIONS AND PICKLES on my cheeseburger (after specifically requesting NONE OF THOSE) may necessitate wildlife warnings…

  18. On July 23rd, 2011 at 10:53 pm Losing Brownies Says:

    I really love your new look!

    The work on your tat is awesome. I want something bold and beautiful someday.

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