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Maybe I Am The Worst Parent Ever.


I am so freaking mad right now. So mad I could cry.

Let’s back up a bit, and I’ll explain myself. I send Ben to a private school which I have previously mocked as far as their asanine stipulations for school supplies, etc. I love, love, love the education that he recieves there, it’s totally perfect for his temperment and ability level and I have no doubt that he will continue to flourish there.

Which is a fucking good thing, because year after year they make me feel like I must be the worst parent ever in the world ever. As my brain is so full of anger right now, I am unable to post except for in bullet form.

* I have gone to no less than *5* stores to get school supplies for him PLUS having to pay double for something that I could only find on the Internet.

* Most of these items are still incorrect because the stipulations placed on them are so asinie as to not actually exist in real life. For example: a three subject, wide ruled, non-perforated edged, PLASTIC COVER ONLY yellow notebook. It does not exist.

*Without mentioning it on the memo that was sent home, I needed to buy 2 pairs of shoes for him to have at school. I only had bought one, and had to run out yesterday morning to buy him a second (but completely different) pair of heavily stipulated shoes. On Day 1 of school.

* We were never informed as to what time school both began and ended, nor were we told that he would have to take a lunch. Luckily I had guessed correctly and sent him with one the first day.

*As a back-to-school treat, I bought him some packets of cookies to take in his lunch. Today, Day 2 of school he was sent home with a note requesting that cookies not be sent to school in his lunch. Why couldn’t that have been mentioned BEFORE school began?!?

*His father and his family pay for school, INSTEAD of paying regular child support to us, which has been the arrangement since he began to go at age 3. The bills are always sent to his grandparents. Year after year, they forget this and send home bills to me with wee nasty-grams on them so I must call and complain over and over about it.

I guess that the moral of the story is that I am angry that there is almost no communication between the parents and the school. While I don’t mind being proactive as a parent I feel that this is getting out of hand and I am part way considering transferring him to the public school system.

7 Comments to

“Maybe I Am The Worst Parent Ever.”

  1. On August 28th, 2007 at 11:04 pm stacey Says:

    Wait, hold up…why can’t he have the freakin cookies?!? Are they some kind of anti-learning cookies? Fascists!

  2. On August 29th, 2007 at 7:02 am Chris Says:

    Because the public school system is somehow less contrived?

  3. On August 29th, 2007 at 7:48 am Becky Says:

    With all of the kids I have in public school, I would know this how?

    And yeah, for public school, I would not be paying quite as much PLUS I would get some child support instead.

  4. On August 29th, 2007 at 4:59 pm Kristin Says:

    Why can’t the kid have cookies? Who runs this school? Nazis?

  5. On August 29th, 2007 at 5:56 pm becky Says:

    apparently so…

    who doesn’t love cookies?

  6. On August 30th, 2007 at 3:08 pm Chris Says:

    Per Cookie Monster, “C is for Cookie, which is a sometimes food.” Drill the obesity out of ’em early!!

  7. On August 30th, 2007 at 6:40 pm Becky Says:

    No kidding with child obesity on the rise.

    However, Ben happens to be off the chars for weight, but on the other side of it. He’s a manorexic.

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