…Love The Ones You’re With?
March11
(scene: Saturday night, my house, just after dinner)
Nathan (washing dinner plate in the kitchen): *huge, long-winded, gross burp*
Me: Blergh, what do you say to that?
Amelia (also in kitchen): HIGH FIVE, WAY TO GO!
Alex (cuddling me on the couch): THAT WAS FREAKING EPICALLY AWESOMELY AMAZING!
Nathan: See Baby? The KIDS know how awesome burps are.
Amelia: *immediately starts burping by sucking down air*
Alex: *applauds*
Me *headdesk*
At least you have a little extra estrogen to balance out all that testosterone laden grossness. I’m the only human female in my house…surrounded by 5 males.