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Let Them Eat Cake!

March30

I may have mentioned that I have a slight obsession with cake in the past, which is especially strange since I don’t really want to eat it, but just LOOK at it for many years to come (I have issues. Clearly). I specifically hunted down a local bakery that deals only with making cakes so that I knew I was getting the top of the (cool) line.

And I was not disappointed. In fact, I saw the cake and immediately wondered how I could preserve it so it could live with me forever and ever and ever. (Again with the issues). But I put on my big girl boots and eventually cut into it (maybe I shed a tear or three hundred when I did so. I’ll never tell).

See?

(note the Diet Coke can. Classy AND addicted)

(That CAN’T be a hookah! How could she incorporate DRUGS into her son’s birthday party?!?)

(Fuck YEAH, that’s a hookah!)

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Maybe you can see why my angel babies were attracted to my house for the party. They smelled the sugar.

posted under Aunt Becky Has VD, Domestically Disabled

18 Comments to

“Let Them Eat Cake!”

On March 31st, 2008 at 1:50 pm g Says:
That is the BEST CAKE EVAH!

Hookah hookah hookah!
On March 31st, 2008 at 1:52 pm Amy Says:
That’s effin AWESOME! I so love Alice in Wonderland! You go Aunt Becky, rock the house with the hookah, just means your a really cool Mommy!
On March 31st, 2008 at 1:53 pm Melissa C Says:
WOOO HOOOO!!!

YAY FOR CAKE!!!!

Okay… spill!! Where did you get it???
On March 31st, 2008 at 2:21 pm Ames Says:
Can I just say that Alice in Wonderland is my absolute FAVORITE disney movie?? That cake is absolutely fabulous!!!
On March 31st, 2008 at 2:42 pm theramblinghousewife Says:
Love, love, love it!!!!
On March 31st, 2008 at 3:33 pm Heather Says:
That is one fabulous cake; I’d have smacked the fingers of anyone who dared to near that beauty.
On March 31st, 2008 at 3:44 pm Heather Says:
That is fantastic. And believe me, Aodin (being MY son) would totally have shown up for the cake. 🙂
On March 31st, 2008 at 4:51 pm Angela Says:
Why, look at all that FROSTING! In varied colors and shapes and forms. Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
On March 31st, 2008 at 5:14 pm Kristen Says:
K, I am so jealous! I want that cake! It is freakin’ perfect and exactly what I had in mind when thinking of an Alice in Wonderland cake.
On March 31st, 2008 at 7:12 pm KC Says:
And ye shall henceforth be known as “Cake Lady.”

Wonderful party, friend.
On March 31st, 2008 at 10:12 pm Dolores Schwartz Says:
HOLY SHIZNIT! That is an amazing cake! You had a mad hatter theme… SWEET!! Happy Birthday again little man!
On April 1st, 2008 at 10:21 am tryingin2007 Says:
that cake is STUNNING! where was that baker when I got married?!
On April 1st, 2008 at 11:31 am Pauline Says:
That was seriously the coolest cake. I *loved* it!
On April 2nd, 2008 at 8:00 am As American as Apple Pie Says:
That is the most awesome cake I’ve ever seen!!! I’m sooo jealous. I love the Cheshire cat and the hooka too! It IS too pretty to cut.
On April 2nd, 2008 at 11:48 am honeywine Says:
That is a wonderful cake! And I never once doubted you could work in drugs. I admire your restraint in fact. lol
On April 4th, 2008 at 2:03 pm Dr. Grumbles Says:
Heck,

I wouldn’t want to cut into that either! It looks so cool – who cares how it tastes???
On April 7th, 2008 at 7:24 am LAS Says:
That’s a really cool cake!
On April 26th, 2008 at 11:39 pm Sara Says:
I am so jealous. I think my Zee needs a hookah on her next birthday cake. Man! That is awesome! Fantastic cake.