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It Was Inevitable.


This morning, after having practiced on such objects as his chubby starfish hands, his feet, my shoulder, Alex finally did it. The first of many (if he takes after his father) words has finally come out of his mouth.

Alex: “dadadadadadada.”

Me: “Yeah, yeah, yeah, kiddo. I’ll let you try to get your ‘dadadada’ out of bed every 3 hours every night. Why don’t you see how effective THAT is!”

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2 Comments to

“It Was Inevitable.”

  1. On October 9th, 2007 at 5:01 pm Chris Says:

    Huzzah! Now teach him “Beer, please.”

  2. On October 10th, 2007 at 8:27 am becky Says:

    I was thinking of teaching him “Beer, HERE!!” you know, like at the baseball games? That’d be awesome.

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