Isn’t She Lovely?
September16
For those of you keeping track at home, I may have set a new record for dumbest injuries sustained:
It appears that I have actually broken my toe while making a peanut butter sandwich.
That’s right, a peanut butter sandwich.
And not one for some cancer ridden child in a building that’s burning down, either. Just one for my son’s lunch. For tomorrow.
I cannot believe they let people like me breed.
“You want a toe? I can get you a toe. You don’t want to know about it, Dude, but there are ways. I can have you a toe by 3 o’clock…”
I think I need a new brain…can you get me that? STAT?
“FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!!”
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, baby. No one.
You should stop breakdancing while making sandwiches. It was cool in High School, but now it’s just sad.
I am not sure that breakdancing was EVER cool. The robot, however, is awesome. I wish I knew how to do it.