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September16

For those of you keeping track at home, I may have set a new record for dumbest injuries sustained:

It appears that I have actually broken my toe while making a peanut butter sandwich.

That’s right, a peanut butter sandwich.

And not one for some cancer ridden child in a building that’s burning down, either. Just one for my son’s lunch. For tomorrow.

I cannot believe they let people like me breed.

6 Comments to

On September 16th, 2007 at 9:32 pm d.w. Says:
“You want a toe? I can get you a toe. You don’t want to know about it, Dude, but there are ways. I can have you a toe by 3 o’clock…”
On September 16th, 2007 at 9:35 pm becky Says:
I think I need a new brain…can you get me that? STAT?
On September 16th, 2007 at 9:36 pm d.w. Says:
“FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!!”
On September 16th, 2007 at 9:36 pm becky Says:
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, baby. No one.
On September 17th, 2007 at 12:43 pm Kristin Says:
You should stop breakdancing while making sandwiches. It was cool in High School, but now it’s just sad.
On September 17th, 2007 at 4:51 pm becky Says:
I am not sure that breakdancing was EVER cool. The robot, however, is awesome. I wish I knew how to do it.