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Housekeeping, Schmousekeeping


I’m so pleased to hear that no one was as cruel to me as my own personal conscience. Trust me, the very act of admitting that I can no longer care for animals I love dearly hurts me to no end. I used to foster cats for awhile, until Alex was born with a pair of devil horns an no apparent “OFF” button.

But anyway, I was looking at my link list and feeling an ominous drop in my stomach. I’ve done a terrible job at maintaining the links to even the blogs that I read. I briefly considered simply removing it entirely, but I realized that that didn’t sound very fun.

So do me a favor, if you’re interested. Go to the links page and let me know if you’re on there or not. If you’re a commentor here or I comment by you, or whatever, if I know you in some way, holler with your URL so I don’t feel so damn ashamed when I look at that page.

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48 Comments to

“Housekeeping, Schmousekeeping”

  1. On August 5th, 2008 at 10:02 am Denise Says:

    You got me listed my dear. Now give yourself a break will ya!

  2. On August 5th, 2008 at 10:09 am Amy Says:

    You got me babe!

    Hope you are doing alright, I have a butt load of catching up to do. Take good care! Much love, A

  3. On August 5th, 2008 at 10:11 am Sillycakes Says:

    Awww…you have me listed even though I haven’t updated in forever and a day.

    And yes, give yourself a break, darlin’.

  4. On August 5th, 2008 at 10:15 am SciFi Dad Says:

    I’m there. Hope you figure out what to do with the zoo.

  5. On August 5th, 2008 at 10:21 am Ms. Moon Says:
    It always makes me happy to see your name in my comments.
    And yes! Quit feeling so guilty about stuff! Worthless damn emotion, guilt is. (And when you figure out how to rid yourself of it, let me know, okay?)

  6. On August 5th, 2008 at 10:27 am g Says:

    I’m coolio, foolio. Where’s my puppy?

  7. On August 5th, 2008 at 10:33 am Coco Says:

    I’m in. Natch. 😉

  8. On August 5th, 2008 at 10:45 am Lola Says:

    Guilt? I gave that up by the time I hit 35. Nothing good ever comes of it, just ulcers and wrinkles.

    I didn’t make the list I’m afraid, but since you’re one of my best commenters, I forgive.

  9. On August 5th, 2008 at 10:47 am Mrs.Spit Says:

    Where am I looking again?

  10. On August 5th, 2008 at 10:51 am Heather Says:

    I’m there. And wow, what a list (heee, heee, I typed lust) you have now. Goodness. Do you read ALL those?

  11. On August 5th, 2008 at 11:00 am TSM Says:

    Well, I’m not listed there, but we’re relatively new to one another. I really enjoy your blog! Also, my blog has a new address:

  12. On August 5th, 2008 at 11:04 am Brooke Says:

    I’m not on the Magic List…but would honored to be added. And yes, stop feeling guilty. You have a lot on your plate right now, and there is no room for fattening, ugly guilt. You’re a superstar, girl!

  13. On August 5th, 2008 at 11:48 am abandoning eden Says:

    I don’t seem to be there

  14. On August 5th, 2008 at 12:08 pm Candid Engineer Says:

    You can slap me up there if you like. Not sure what kind of pimp I am. You decide.

    Sexy Childless Engineer

  15. On August 5th, 2008 at 12:16 pm Melissa C Says:

    Well I’m glad to see you dropped mine since I haven’t blogged in forever! LOL

    Seems I’m better cut out for reading blogs than writing them (and I refuse to feel guilty about that!)

  16. On August 5th, 2008 at 12:16 pm LilSass Says:

    Hey Aunt Becky, I am a repeat offender over at Badass Geek and I think that’s how I found you. Keeping up on our lists is a never-ending task it seems. My site’s being revamped soon but feel free to add me when you get a chance!!

  17. On August 5th, 2008 at 1:32 pm Jenn Says:

    Mmmm….I’m not on there.

    Notes to Self:

    And don’t be too hard on yourself. That’s alot of sausages to care for.

  18. On August 5th, 2008 at 1:41 pm sara Says:

    Hey girl – I’m here if you do want to link over to me ever. But be easy on yourself…you are one kick butt mama and way more organized with your links than I will ever be!

  19. On August 5th, 2008 at 1:45 pm birdpress Says:

    I’m on there. Thanks!

  20. On August 5th, 2008 at 1:52 pm Kristen Says:

    Hey you, this should be a guilt free zone, just like bacon imbibing while preggo.
    But a good reminder, my link list is far behind…
    How are you feeling these days??

  21. On August 5th, 2008 at 2:13 pm giggleblue Says:

    i’m listed.

  22. On August 5th, 2008 at 2:33 pm Kristine Says:

    I’m there!

  23. On August 5th, 2008 at 2:37 pm Kyddryn Says:

    Eh, who needs a clean house?

    Meanwhile, I wasn’t going to say anything because it’s kind of funny, but…you’ve got me linked, alright, but I think there’s a typo in the name. Either than or I’m delusional and require medicating because letters don’t stay in their places. Seawater, Sweetwater, either way I’m good.

    Meanwhile again, relax, wouldja!! You’re knocked up, you get to have a free pass on some stuff for a while – stuff like litter boxes, house-keepery in general, and remembering anything other than whatever craving has knocked you for a loop this time.

    Shade and Sweetwater (or whatever),

  24. On August 5th, 2008 at 2:59 pm kbreints Says:

    Don’t worry so much…

    …I am there…!

  25. On August 5th, 2008 at 2:59 pm Five Husbands Says:

    Love you – I’m there and sending you gobs of love and good stuff.

  26. On August 5th, 2008 at 4:06 pm Stacey Says:

    I’m not there, but I am new

    Havoc and Mayhem

  27. On August 5th, 2008 at 4:11 pm Susan Says:

    I am there and I am grateful. If you read all those, how have the rabbit and guinea pig not starved to death already? Thank you!!!

  28. On August 5th, 2008 at 5:19 pm ScienceMama Says:

    I’m new, but I’ve been silently stalking your blog for a bit now. I kind of *heart* your writing.

  29. On August 5th, 2008 at 5:28 pm Ames Says:

    I’m there! Now stop your worrying! 🙂

  30. On August 5th, 2008 at 5:29 pm chris Says:

    I’m still there baby and you’re still visiting me. All is good Aunt Becky! But, regardless if I’m on the list or not, or if you visit, I still loooooooooooooove you!

  31. On August 5th, 2008 at 6:36 pm Holli Says:

  32. On August 5th, 2008 at 7:05 pm kalakly Says:

    I made the cut, woohoo!!! Now go clean something before someone calls CPS or Animal Control:)

  33. On August 5th, 2008 at 8:56 pm Tiffany Says:

    I am a new reader/commenter but here is mine

    Guilt is pointless..but we all do it more than we should..
    I always blamed my excessive guilt on being
    I call it Catholic Guilt..once the baptism water hits your forehead as an infant- its all downhill from there..
    don’t stress chickie!

  34. On August 5th, 2008 at 9:02 pm Mumma Boo Says:

    Hey, my friend, I would be honored if you’d add me to your list when you have a spare second.

    I always get a big thrill (you naughty girl!) when I see you’ve been by my little spot on Net.

    Now go rest!

  35. On August 5th, 2008 at 9:29 pm A Soldier's Girl Says:

    I’m not listed 🙁

    Maybe for good reason!!! 🙂

    Anyway, if you’d like to link me (I would be soooo flattered) it is

  36. On August 5th, 2008 at 9:37 pm Jenn Says:

    Aww, I’m there. I feel special!! And I agree… you are being TOO HARD ON YOURSELF lately!!

  37. On August 5th, 2008 at 10:00 pm Maire Says:

    I am not on there but I see you on my blog and its makes me feel happy inside (NOT IN A FUNNY WAY THOUGH..WELL…YEAH NOT IN A FUNNY WAY.)

    I love your writing and such so I have you linked. I just cant seem to see your page at work. I used to be able to so I dont know.

  38. On August 5th, 2008 at 11:57 pm STE Says:

    You got me, baby!

    P.S. Love the tagline, love the song!

  39. On August 6th, 2008 at 1:14 am apathetic bliss Says:

    Pick me pick me pick me

    smooches cuz I think you are awesome

  40. On August 6th, 2008 at 7:44 am heather Says:

    Link list? What link list?

  41. On August 6th, 2008 at 10:41 am excavator Says:

    Grateful I’m there. Thanks, Aunt Becky!

  42. On August 6th, 2008 at 10:41 am Badass Geek Says:

    I’m on the list, but I felt like hollering anyways.



  43. On August 6th, 2008 at 10:57 am mandy Says:

    Holy CRAPARONI-that’s a lotta links to keep up with girlll!

  44. On August 6th, 2008 at 12:18 pm Cricket Says:

    Becky, sorry about the ‘mules, but everyone will rebound just fine. You gave them a good home as long as you could.

    Now, when I pick up animals, it’s out in the wild… and leave them there!

    My link works fine.

  45. On August 6th, 2008 at 3:18 pm Don Mills Diva Says:

    I don’t think I’m on there and I’d love to be…

    Don Mills Diva

  46. On August 6th, 2008 at 5:21 pm gypsygrrl Says:

    of course i am on the link-a-licious page…i am your new and amazinf BBFF (best birthday friend forever)!!! 🙂 it is an honour ;P~

  47. On August 6th, 2008 at 5:24 pm Comfort Junkie Says:

    I found your site through a favorite blog post on Wide Lawns a while ago.

    I blog at The Best Revenge

  48. On August 8th, 2008 at 10:27 pm Kristine Says:

    If you want you can update mine and change it from Mommy Sparklykatt to Mommy Needs Therapy.


    And thanks for your very supportive comments on my blog!

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