Hello, World…
…is the song that we’re singing. Gotta love the happy horseshit of the Partridge Family.
So, yeah, I already have this blog, right? And I love it. Slowly, however, I realized that my readership was getting weary of my posts about my boob-loving new baby, my slightly (I’m being generous here) obsessive six year old, my workaholic (also being generous) spouse, my three neurotic cats and my sausagey-looking pooch. This fact, rather than allowing me to kick into super-interesting world of grown-up wordly observations stifled my urge to write.
But since I stay at home, thereby limiting the amount of conversations not about SpongeBob or blocked ducts, I realized that I had to keep on truckin’ into the blog world. Because, if you can’t say it on the Internet, where can you say it?
So here I go, back into the sorted world of blogging, where my posts will always be riddled with extra commas, and Spell Check will continually go unused, but the posts will always be real.
Damn you…now I have another thing to distract me from productivity.
Sorry, duder, it had to be done…
think I can do this shit?
I dunno. If you resort to posting shitty poetry, I’ll call the Daver and have your blog dismantled.
Blocked Ducts!?!
AWESUUUMM!!!
Dude, Chris, what if I write AWESOME poetry like on Twisted Mirror (was that what it was called?)
And Kate, yeah, flippin’ sweet. Breastfeeding is so cool.