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You cannot tell me that no one maybe suggested to them that this might not be the graphic they…wanted to use.

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What’s the weirdest thing you’ve found lately?

posted under Aunt Becky Has VD
58 Comments to

“Found Porn”

  1. On August 1st, 2009 at 10:35 am jenni/mom2nji Says:

    Now thats my kinda Italian ice!

  2. On August 1st, 2009 at 10:37 am Badass Geek Says:

    The weirdest thing I’ve found lately? My virginity.

    Seems I lost it a while back, but after not having sex for a while, I just kind of stumbled upon it. It was under the bed the whole time.

    Must have fallen out or something.

  3. On August 1st, 2009 at 11:32 am Kristina Says:

    A couple weeks ago my cousin’s dog found a rotting apple somewhere in our house, that very closely resembled some kind of nut (that’s how old it was). I mean seriously Small Child Living in My House, hide the phone, hide the remote, let’s not hide food!!

  4. On August 1st, 2009 at 10:33 am boobarella Says:

    now I want an italian ice AND I’m horny. thanks.

  5. On August 1st, 2009 at 10:39 am Andy Says:

    Too funny!

  6. On August 1st, 2009 at 10:55 am Alex Says:

    I think you underestimate Gina.

  7. On August 1st, 2009 at 10:58 am Alicia Says:

    Mmm, gotta love Geye-na’s circumcised Italian ices.

  8. On August 1st, 2009 at 11:03 am Applesauce Says:

    I bet they did it on purpose. Pervs.

  9. On August 1st, 2009 at 11:06 am Alex Says:

    Is this the Va. Gina’s?

  10. On August 1st, 2009 at 11:08 am Myg Says:

    Balls on ice!

  11. On August 1st, 2009 at 11:12 am Barbara Says:

    Alex….now that comment is funny!

  12. On August 1st, 2009 at 11:17 am Inna Says:

    hehehehe… that does look a lot like a penis in a cup or cone. Its like those girls (more like women in their early 20s) in the movies who eat their ice cream seductively. You know what I’m talking about, don’t you???

  13. On August 1st, 2009 at 12:20 pm swirl girl Says:

    OOh , now that’s what I call and ice cream cone with a happy ending.!

  14. On August 1st, 2009 at 11:24 am a Says:

    That makes me want an Italian…ice.

  15. On August 1st, 2009 at 12:28 pm dg at diaryofamadbathroon Says:

    No one is that naïve. If you put a weensicle on your sign it is only ’cause you want to.

    The weirdest thing that I found recently was the 32 ft Winnebago I saw on the Garden State pkwy with a mural of Elvis and the letters TCB with a lightning bolt.through it

  16. On August 1st, 2009 at 11:31 am kate Says:

    can of canned salmon in my purse. swear to god.

  17. On August 1st, 2009 at 12:43 pm Texan Mama Says:

    If I were an Italian Stud, I don’t know if I’d want my manly bits to be called “icy”.

    I had to sit on a pile of ice after my daughter was born. THAT felt like an Italian Ice… in the wrong place. Stupid hospital nurses.

  18. On August 1st, 2009 at 11:47 am gypsygrrl Says:

    OMG. i laughed OUT LOUD LOUDLY at work.
    thanks beck πŸ™‚

  19. On August 1st, 2009 at 11:57 am kat Says:

    damn gina.

    lame i know but i had to say/type it. πŸ™‚

  20. On August 1st, 2009 at 12:30 pm Heliwatcher Says:

    I shit you not…a HALF EATEN HOT DOG inside MY pillow case just this morning.

    Um, we haven’t even had hotdogs in the house for like a month…

    don’t ask, as I fear no answer would satisfy (like a hot dog! doh!)

  21. On August 1st, 2009 at 2:15 pm Susan Says:

    I’ve never had an Italian before…time to broaden my horizons. Pray I don’t get brain freeze.

  22. On August 1st, 2009 at 1:25 pm Beautiful Mess Says:

    HAHAHA! that’s great! I love finding porn in random places. I haven’t found any in awhile, though. I must look HARDER ;o)
    *HUGS*

  23. On August 1st, 2009 at 1:57 pm Daffodil Campbell Says:

    That’s hot. I heard Gina was like that.

    I actually posted the weirdest thing I saw on Facebook last night…. It was a pickup truck covered with various ornaments in the shape of the naked girl reclining…you know, the one you see on truck mudflaps ? They had stickers, mudflaps, an etxhing in the truck’s paint job, a license plate frame – all featuring the same graphic. Including 2 stickers on opposite bottom corners of the back window. And in the top corners ? Jesus looking down on said naked girl. I wish I knew how to post a photo here…..it was awesome.

  24. On August 1st, 2009 at 2:14 pm Leadia Jarvis Says:

    that makes me want to eat there. every day.

  25. On August 1st, 2009 at 2:15 pm Sara Says:

    This isn’t on the boardwalk in Atlantic City is it? Cause that’s where I think it would fit in best.

    The weirdest thing I’ve found lately, is that I REALLY like schnitzel. The word makes me laugh. But the taste is fantastic.

  26. On August 1st, 2009 at 2:26 pm mommy boo of two Says:

    That is effing hilarious! It made my day. Thanks for the laugh πŸ™‚

  27. On August 1st, 2009 at 2:29 pm Zak Says:

    Dude, that’s awesome.

    I’m on the lookout now for found porn.

  28. On August 1st, 2009 at 2:53 pm Kyle Says:

    At a rest stop in Colorado there is a sign next to the sink that says, “Do not wash hair in sink.”….oddly enough there were a lot of long brown hairs in the sink…people were obviously not paying attention to that sign!

  29. On August 1st, 2009 at 3:18 pm Mandy Says:

    NICE!

    Our A/C is out, so I am dying for a big fat juicy satisfying refreshingly delicious icee.

  30. On August 1st, 2009 at 4:35 pm Tawnia Says:

    Yummy! Penisicles! Circumsized and all! Can I get mine with whip?

  31. On August 1st, 2009 at 4:59 pm michelle Says:

    Too funny. 2 days ago, I stumbled upon sandcastle porn created by my 7 year old. Posted a pict just yesterday.

  32. On August 1st, 2009 at 4:07 pm Suzy Voices Says:

    I found a brown recluse in the shower. While my son was in it. He said he felt something on his leg and shook it off. OMFG.

  33. On August 1st, 2009 at 5:20 pm eden Says:

    HA! Now THAT is awesome!

    I’ve been reading your tweets … hope you are ok mate XO

  34. On August 1st, 2009 at 5:20 pm A-dub Says:

    A few days ago my husband and I passed a church whose sign said “Behold! I come quickly!”

    We died laughing.

  35. On August 1st, 2009 at 6:49 pm Lori in Denver Says:

    What!? No chocolate sauce?

    Here’s my find: http://www.weebleswobblog.com/2009/07/show-tell-whatchadoin.html

  36. On August 1st, 2009 at 8:43 pm Potty Mouth Mommy Says:

    I’m not JUST laughing at the pic- who’s idea was to put that particular picture UNDER the word “GINA”???? (i know there’s an apostrophe S- that just makes it plural in my world!! :P)

  37. On August 1st, 2009 at 8:01 pm Tara Says:

    That’s hilarious, you should post that at failblog.org

  38. On August 1st, 2009 at 8:55 pm Lori in Denver Says:

    The comments here are almost as good as the sign!

  39. On August 1st, 2009 at 10:04 pm mountainmomma18 Says:

    Gives new meaning to italian horn…sorry it had to be done.

  40. On August 1st, 2009 at 10:33 pm Tanya Says:

    Well… I liked the signs in London that read ‘humped pelican crossing’.

    And under the sign for a local cemetary… “no exit”

  41. On August 1st, 2009 at 11:03 pm Lea Says:

    Can’t say I’ve ever had icy Italian balls. Sounds….interesting, to say the least. Dammit, I sprouted (spouted? whatever) a cliche in mt non-lurker debut. Shameful.

    Great blog, you make me laugh. Maybe, one day, if I ever have crotchfruit to call me very own, I’ll be just like you!

  42. On August 1st, 2009 at 11:03 pm Lea Says:

    See? I can benefit from spell check too!

  43. On August 2nd, 2009 at 12:18 am GingerB Says:

    In the children’s book “Big Red Barn” the picture of a weather vane in the shape of a golden flying horse (of course) has the sun right behind the horse’s ass. it is a strange picture, go check it out.

  44. On August 2nd, 2009 at 12:20 am kalakly Says:

    I always thought Italian ice was creepy…something about the missing cream…sorry, I had to:)

  45. On August 2nd, 2009 at 5:02 am Jenn Says:

    Hilarious.

  46. On August 2nd, 2009 at 6:47 am foxy Says:

    wait, what? It’s just lemons next to an Italian ice under Gina’s name. Is there something I’m not seeing?

  47. On August 2nd, 2009 at 6:40 am lydee Says:

    LOL! that’s great!!!

  48. On August 2nd, 2009 at 11:03 am Lola Says:

    I’d eat Gina’s ice. My turtle porn is way cooler, btw πŸ˜‰

  49. On August 2nd, 2009 at 10:18 am Cute~Ella Says:

    Oh nice. I like Gina. Do you suppose that’s “Gee-na” or “Gigh-na”?

    Oddest thing I found. Hm. Placenta Henna was a good one. (It’s a treatment for your hair?) Oh the ornamental testicles on the truck was good too…not sure what else, OH! It wasn’t weird. It was AWESOME. A beer pong display at the gas station. πŸ™‚

  50. On August 2nd, 2009 at 1:40 pm foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) Says:

    I’ve heard once you have Gina’s Italian Ice, you never go back.

  51. On August 2nd, 2009 at 8:28 pm Kristin Says:

    Very funny.

  52. On August 3rd, 2009 at 8:47 am Nity Says:

    Thanks for the laugh. Awesome. Haven’t found anything today…

  53. On August 3rd, 2009 at 2:59 pm rebekah Says:

    I have a friend I’ll call “Schmamanda” who decorated her entire ‘smas tree with ornaments that were basically all variations on Donuts or Carrots.

    Nothing Freudian about THAT tree. Nope.

  54. On August 3rd, 2009 at 9:14 pm kyslp Says:

    I saw an empty case of douche along the sidewalk when I was walking last night. It just said Douche in big letters on the side, too. A little further down the street, there was an empty case of White Rain shampoo. And, no, I don’t live in the ghetto! Should have gone back and taken a pic…,

  55. On August 3rd, 2009 at 9:58 pm Wendy Says:

    Yeah, passed a sign for a surf shop in Maine on Friday. Liquid Dreams Surf Shop. Apparently it’s a chain. Soooooo guess someone chose option two when the zoning board said “Yeah….no….that’s offensive. You gotta pick another name, there Dude.”

    Here is a link to prove it exists. http://www.liquiddreamssurf.com/

  56. On August 4th, 2009 at 6:28 am Kendra Says:

    That is an awesome sign!

    I have this thing about misused quotation marks. In the small town where I went to college, the store owners seemed to have no idea what they were for. So I would see signs that said things like: ALL “BRAS” ON SALE. (What does that mean? Is “bra” a euphemism for something?) Or the bar had a sign that said: “NO” COVER CHARGE. I especially liked that one, since it implied that there was a secret cover charge of some kind.

  57. On August 4th, 2009 at 6:44 am mumma boo Says:

    Gina’s a naughty girl – and now everyone knows it. πŸ˜‰

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