Found Porn
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You cannot tell me that no one maybe suggested to them that this might not be the graphic they…wanted to use.
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What’s the weirdest thing you’ve found lately?
“Found Porn”
You cannot tell me that no one maybe suggested to them that this might not be the graphic they…wanted to use.
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What’s the weirdest thing you’ve found lately?
Now thats my kinda Italian ice!
The weirdest thing I’ve found lately? My virginity.
Seems I lost it a while back, but after not having sex for a while, I just kind of stumbled upon it. It was under the bed the whole time.
Must have fallen out or something.
A couple weeks ago my cousin’s dog found a rotting apple somewhere in our house, that very closely resembled some kind of nut (that’s how old it was). I mean seriously Small Child Living in My House, hide the phone, hide the remote, let’s not hide food!!
now I want an italian ice AND I’m horny. thanks.
Too funny!
I think you underestimate Gina.
Mmm, gotta love Geye-na’s circumcised Italian ices.
I bet they did it on purpose. Pervs.
Is this the Va. Gina’s?
Balls on ice!
Alex….now that comment is funny!
hehehehe… that does look a lot like a penis in a cup or cone. Its like those girls (more like women in their early 20s) in the movies who eat their ice cream seductively. You know what I’m talking about, don’t you???
OOh , now that’s what I call and ice cream cone with a happy ending.!
That makes me want an Italian…ice.
No one is that naïve. If you put a weensicle on your sign it is only ’cause you want to.
The weirdest thing that I found recently was the 32 ft Winnebago I saw on the Garden State pkwy with a mural of Elvis and the letters TCB with a lightning bolt.through it
can of canned salmon in my purse. swear to god.
If I were an Italian Stud, I don’t know if I’d want my manly bits to be called “icy”.
I had to sit on a pile of ice after my daughter was born. THAT felt like an Italian Ice… in the wrong place. Stupid hospital nurses.
OMG. i laughed OUT LOUD LOUDLY at work.
thanks beck 🙂
damn gina.
lame i know but i had to say/type it. 🙂
I shit you not…a HALF EATEN HOT DOG inside MY pillow case just this morning.
Um, we haven’t even had hotdogs in the house for like a month…
don’t ask, as I fear no answer would satisfy (like a hot dog! doh!)
I’ve never had an Italian before…time to broaden my horizons. Pray I don’t get brain freeze.
HAHAHA! that’s great! I love finding porn in random places. I haven’t found any in awhile, though. I must look HARDER ;o)
*HUGS*
That’s hot. I heard Gina was like that.
I actually posted the weirdest thing I saw on Facebook last night…. It was a pickup truck covered with various ornaments in the shape of the naked girl reclining…you know, the one you see on truck mudflaps ? They had stickers, mudflaps, an etxhing in the truck’s paint job, a license plate frame – all featuring the same graphic. Including 2 stickers on opposite bottom corners of the back window. And in the top corners ? Jesus looking down on said naked girl. I wish I knew how to post a photo here…..it was awesome.
that makes me want to eat there. every day.
This isn’t on the boardwalk in Atlantic City is it? Cause that’s where I think it would fit in best.
The weirdest thing I’ve found lately, is that I REALLY like schnitzel. The word makes me laugh. But the taste is fantastic.
That is effing hilarious! It made my day. Thanks for the laugh 🙂
Dude, that’s awesome.
I’m on the lookout now for found porn.
At a rest stop in Colorado there is a sign next to the sink that says, “Do not wash hair in sink.”….oddly enough there were a lot of long brown hairs in the sink…people were obviously not paying attention to that sign!
NICE!
Our A/C is out, so I am dying for a big fat juicy satisfying refreshingly delicious icee.
Yummy! Penisicles! Circumsized and all! Can I get mine with whip?
Too funny. 2 days ago, I stumbled upon sandcastle porn created by my 7 year old. Posted a pict just yesterday.
I found a brown recluse in the shower. While my son was in it. He said he felt something on his leg and shook it off. OMFG.
HA! Now THAT is awesome!
I’ve been reading your tweets … hope you are ok mate XO
A few days ago my husband and I passed a church whose sign said “Behold! I come quickly!”
We died laughing.
What!? No chocolate sauce?
Here’s my find: http://www.weebleswobblog.com/2009/07/show-tell-whatchadoin.html
I’m not JUST laughing at the pic- who’s idea was to put that particular picture UNDER the word “GINA”???? (i know there’s an apostrophe S- that just makes it plural in my world!! :P)
That’s hilarious, you should post that at failblog.org
The comments here are almost as good as the sign!
Gives new meaning to italian horn…sorry it had to be done.
Well… I liked the signs in London that read ‘humped pelican crossing’.
And under the sign for a local cemetary… “no exit”
Can’t say I’ve ever had icy Italian balls. Sounds….interesting, to say the least. Dammit, I sprouted (spouted? whatever) a cliche in mt non-lurker debut. Shameful.
Great blog, you make me laugh. Maybe, one day, if I ever have crotchfruit to call me very own, I’ll be just like you!
See? I can benefit from spell check too!
In the children’s book “Big Red Barn” the picture of a weather vane in the shape of a golden flying horse (of course) has the sun right behind the horse’s ass. it is a strange picture, go check it out.
I always thought Italian ice was creepy…something about the missing cream…sorry, I had to:)
Hilarious.
wait, what? It’s just lemons next to an Italian ice under Gina’s name. Is there something I’m not seeing?
LOL! that’s great!!!
I’d eat Gina’s ice. My turtle porn is way cooler, btw 😉
Oh nice. I like Gina. Do you suppose that’s “Gee-na” or “Gigh-na”?
Oddest thing I found. Hm. Placenta Henna was a good one. (It’s a treatment for your hair?) Oh the ornamental testicles on the truck was good too…not sure what else, OH! It wasn’t weird. It was AWESOME. A beer pong display at the gas station. 🙂
I’ve heard once you have Gina’s Italian Ice, you never go back.
Very funny.
Thanks for the laugh. Awesome. Haven’t found anything today…
I have a friend I’ll call “Schmamanda” who decorated her entire ‘smas tree with ornaments that were basically all variations on Donuts or Carrots.
Nothing Freudian about THAT tree. Nope.
I saw an empty case of douche along the sidewalk when I was walking last night. It just said Douche in big letters on the side, too. A little further down the street, there was an empty case of White Rain shampoo. And, no, I don’t live in the ghetto! Should have gone back and taken a pic…,
Yeah, passed a sign for a surf shop in Maine on Friday. Liquid Dreams Surf Shop. Apparently it’s a chain. Soooooo guess someone chose option two when the zoning board said “Yeah….no….that’s offensive. You gotta pick another name, there Dude.”
Here is a link to prove it exists. http://www.liquiddreamssurf.com/
That is an awesome sign!
I have this thing about misused quotation marks. In the small town where I went to college, the store owners seemed to have no idea what they were for. So I would see signs that said things like: ALL “BRAS” ON SALE. (What does that mean? Is “bra” a euphemism for something?) Or the bar had a sign that said: “NO” COVER CHARGE. I especially liked that one, since it implied that there was a secret cover charge of some kind.
Gina’s a naughty girl – and now everyone knows it. 😉
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