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For Once, *I* Am At A Loss For Words.


I started this blog several months ago as a sort of Mommy Blog, not necessarily because I didn’t like my other blog, because I do, but because I needed somewhere to chronicle what day to day life is like when you’re somewhat outside looking in. I don’t have a ton of Real Life Mommy Friends ™, which can be hard for me sometimes as I don’t have people to reassure my feelings or experiences. Not the end of the world, no doubt, but surely I wanted somewhere where I could really be me, without constant humor or judgement from those who do know me.

I wish I’d started it sooner because it has been a tremendous outlet for me.

Now, to be clear, I am not particularly computer savvy. Wait, scratch that, I am not computer savvy, and the only reason I am able to have a blog is because Dave set them both up for me. I have been known to try and respond to spam email because, hey, I thought it might actually be for me (I don’t get much email). Thankfully, Dave stopped me from being too much of an idiot (to be fair, it wasn’t an email for pen!s enl@rgement or V!@gra or anything of the like), and I have since learned not to be completely stupid.

Today, I noticed that I had a comment from someone who has not been to my house and seen first hand the swirls of dog hair floating in the breeze and he mentioned that I had been nominated for an award. This blew my mind as I had only thought that the people who read this blog were people who knew me!

At this point, I am so freaking flattered that I don’t even CARE if it’s a spam thing (although I don’t believe that it is). I don’t actually expect to win, as I have never won anything in my life, unless you count the Cougar’s tickets I won when I was twelve and the team was just starting out and they were practically giving the tickets away to fill seats. I don’t gamble and I don’t win, but hey, whoever nominated me, I will totally write a post in your honor if you tell me who you are and what you want me to talk about because you have made my day infinately better.

So thank you, whomever you are, thank you.

6 Comments to

“For Once, *I* Am At A Loss For Words.”

  1. On September 19th, 2007 at 1:22 pm becky Says:

    Thank you so much for the nomination. For me to be at a loss for words, well, let’s just say it’s pretty rare.

    Wow. Just, wow.

  2. On September 19th, 2007 at 1:44 pm Kate Says:

    Dude, when are you going to learn that you’re FREAKING HILARIOUS!


  3. On September 19th, 2007 at 2:39 pm becky Says:

    Thanks, Katers! You’re awesome and need to write in your blog more.

  4. On September 19th, 2007 at 4:15 pm Kristin Says:

    Nice girlie!

  5. On September 19th, 2007 at 7:06 pm janet Says:

    You totally, totally deserve this. Your blog makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. Not as warm and fuzzy as seeing your boob pop out in public, but a different kind of warm and fuzzy.

  6. On September 19th, 2007 at 9:28 pm Kate Says:

    The movie blog? We used to neglect that one pretty badly, but we write fairly frequently these days. I need to write a post about King of Kong–the movie about the donkey kong champions.

    Freaking great.

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