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Favorite Word Of The Day

October22

“Banana Hammock.”

What’s yours?

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“Favorite Word Of The Day”

On October 22nd, 2008 at 1:04 pm Em Says:
“wack-a-do”

Just sounds more politically correct than calling some one fucking nuts.

Em
On October 22nd, 2008 at 1:05 pm Jen Says:
cocknozzle.
On October 22nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm kim Says:
douchwad
On October 22nd, 2008 at 1:18 pm Tony Says:
Dumbass

Still drawn to the classics.
On October 22nd, 2008 at 1:19 pm Backpacking Dad Says:
mine is always “asshat”.
On October 22nd, 2008 at 1:22 pm guilty noodles Says:
“Bits Licker”
On October 22nd, 2008 at 1:29 pm Amy Says:
dork nozzle…it’s cutesy without being too mean! I know, I’m cheezy!
On October 22nd, 2008 at 1:30 pm Kyddryn Says:
I can’t even type it without snickering: mangerines

:::snort:::

Shade and Sweetwater,
K
On October 22nd, 2008 at 1:31 pm stacey k Says:
bananna hammock–haha

how bout grape smuggler
ass munch

how bout the name we call my boss….
sponge bob square nipples?–long story involving her w/ no bra and informing the office masses of her band-aid solution
On October 22nd, 2008 at 1:36 pm foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) Says:
I do not use dirty words or words that sound dirty.

Bwhahahahha
On October 22nd, 2008 at 1:39 pm Vered - MomGrind Says:
I can’t possibly add to this hmmm intelligent discussion but thanks for the laugh. 🙂
On October 22nd, 2008 at 1:39 pm kbrients Says:
haha– makes me think of ‘Friends’.
On October 22nd, 2008 at 1:46 pm Ashley Says:
nuggett pouch 🙂
On October 22nd, 2008 at 1:52 pm Miss Grace Says:
Flavor Saver (the tiny little square of facial hair right below the lower lip)
On October 22nd, 2008 at 1:55 pm Laurin Says:
browsering
On October 22nd, 2008 at 1:55 pm Ginger Magnolia Says:
Penis wrinkle, ass munch, jackass, dickwad, ball licker, I could go on…

Mostly I use jackass, though.
On October 22nd, 2008 at 2:02 pm Marie Says:
Penis..Cause I just think its funny and my hubs doesn’t like me to say it.

Its really the way I say it I think. He says it makes him feel dirty in a bad way 😮
On October 22nd, 2008 at 2:18 pm Elizabeth Ann Says:
nutter butters
On October 22nd, 2008 at 3:05 pm Brooke Says:
Sons of bitches. It’s my grandmother’s favorite word. She uses it all of the time to describe people, ie, “Those sons of bitches at the market didn’t have any fresh bananas.” “Those sons of bitches in Washington need to pull their heads out of their asses!”

She is so funny.
On October 22nd, 2008 at 3:05 pm swirl girl Says:
ding dong and ho-hos

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On October 22nd, 2008 at 3:09 pm chris Says:
WEASEL!
On October 22nd, 2008 at 3:18 pm mumma boo Says:
Jackhole. (Although now that I’ve been educated as to the definition of dutch oven, I may change my mind.) 🙂
On October 22nd, 2008 at 3:44 pm heather Says:
I’ll go with asshat. Skank bitch is a favorite as well.
On October 22nd, 2008 at 3:45 pm Holli Says:
I have a little thingy that’s made to hang my bananas on. My son calls it a banana hammock. I nearly piss myself everytime he says that.
On October 22nd, 2008 at 3:55 pm Queen-sized funny bone Says:
I have too many to pick just one but asswhole is a favorite.
On October 22nd, 2008 at 3:58 pm Deb Says:
idjits
On October 22nd, 2008 at 4:01 pm abandoning eden Says:
cuntloaf
On October 22nd, 2008 at 4:07 pm Karen Says:
AssJack.
On October 22nd, 2008 at 4:26 pm Betts Says:
obliviot (an oblivious and idiot combo pack)
On October 22nd, 2008 at 4:27 pm Brooke Says:
I forgot “fucktard,” that’s the one I use when I’m talking all classy.
On October 22nd, 2008 at 4:32 pm Ms. Moon Says:
“Coochie” comes to mind.
I don’t know why. Maybe because it sounds so friendly.
On October 22nd, 2008 at 4:55 pm chibi Says:
Cooch and dill hole. I don’t know why.
On October 22nd, 2008 at 5:12 pm Melissa Says:
Assnuts.

Used to call my ex-boyfriend that as a term of endearment. Surprisingly, he let me get away with it. 😉
On October 22nd, 2008 at 5:58 pm Sara Says:
Not a “word”, can I interest you in my favorite phrases of the day?

“What the crap?” and
“Damn-ass son of a bitch”

(Damn-ass being my all time favorite word)
On October 22nd, 2008 at 6:36 pm Meg Says:
I giggled like a 12 year old when I saw the following on a friend’s gift registry –

wood charger
On October 22nd, 2008 at 6:54 pm kate Says:
i think i’m in love with brooke’s grandmother.
On October 22nd, 2008 at 7:17 pm Fancy Says:
My current favorites are douchbag and dumbass, depending upon whom I’m talking about or to. They may or may not be preceded by the f-bomb.
On October 22nd, 2008 at 7:38 pm Brooke Says:
Sara…I’m a huge fan of the “What the Crap?” phrase. I use it as often as possible!
On October 22nd, 2008 at 7:53 pm Danielle Says:
“Cunt” That is my ALL time favorite word..EVER!!!! I use it often for the shock value. It is my favorite thing ever!
On October 22nd, 2008 at 7:57 pm Edward Says:
Oh now Ms. Aunt Becky you should of never in one thousand years asked Mr. Edward this one…..your in for it now…it’s not a word but a phrase of sorts:

“Fuck my ass”

I would say that all day and all night for just about any occasion not related to anything that has anything to do with my kids. I wish I could say this out loud everday to “eye candy men” I see on the street and those men that I’m into in my real life!

Then of course theres the good ol “Oh Daddy” and the “Who’s the Man?….I’m the Man!”
On October 22nd, 2008 at 8:07 pm Petra Says:
Oh my, there are so many, what to choose?

I guess I would have to go with fuck-a-doodle-doo. I used that one for a long time. I also like to call people meanie buckets.
On October 22nd, 2008 at 9:57 pm Tanya Says:
stupidhead

Yeah… so I should still be 12.
On October 22nd, 2008 at 10:11 pm Sarah Says:
Wow. I came here thinking you were just looking for random happy words, not necessarily the naughty ones! Ha!

Asshat is my day to day – even my kids know an asshat when they see one, and distinguish between “good asshats” and “bad asshats” (presumably the ones with their roads paved to hell vs the ones purposefully being mean?) (I haven’t asked!)

Assfuck is my go-to for when I’m actually annoyed.

And my girlfriend telling people “Bite my left tit!!” or “Suck my cock!” *always* reduces me to a pile of giggles, thereby making it really difficult for her to look like a badass when she says it. Heehee! She tries to remember not to say these things when we have our combined 8 little monkeys in tow.
On October 22nd, 2008 at 10:29 pm Lola Says:
I’m going with “cranky assholiness,” which I used to describe myself just yesterday.
On October 23rd, 2008 at 12:13 am jamie Says:
douchebag for sure.
it’s applicable in many situations.
too many.
On October 23rd, 2008 at 1:51 am seraphimred Says:
Oh dear..hahhaha

ok…..jack of ass is really a favorite. when something happeneds to me..(stubbed toe or something) I actually picked up from my husband..’well, fuck me in the ass..’ hahahaha

you want your hubs to give ya a mouth to cootch action? tell him you want a cootch smootch!

hahahaha Classic.
On October 23rd, 2008 at 2:05 am baseballmom Says:
stupidfuck
On October 23rd, 2008 at 2:08 am baseballmom Says:
Oh, and asswipe and dumbshit. Also? I still don’t know what a dutch oven is…I musta missed the explanation. I’m gonna go wikipedia it.
On October 23rd, 2008 at 6:57 am Tiffany @ My Random Wisdom Says:
lately one of my words has been Fantabulous!
and I also am fond of ‘dumbass’
an oldie, but a classic that always conveys clearly!
On October 23rd, 2008 at 7:23 am Kristine Says:
Oh man, my first thought was of “Friends” and Princess Banana Hammock and Crapbag…I may need to get out more.

I say craptastic an awful lot.
On October 23rd, 2008 at 7:41 am Suzie Q Says:
My friend from Ireland would always say “Shower of Bastards!”

My bf is Mexican – “Cabrone” is what I call him. In turn, he calls me “Cabrona”. It means “fucker” (that’s what he tells me anyway!)
On October 23rd, 2008 at 8:35 am Stacey Says:
Onomonopoea

because it is spelled the way it is pronounced
On October 23rd, 2008 at 8:57 am Susan Says:
In these parts we call the banana hammock and under-the-butt-nut-hut. But my favorite word(s) these days is sperm gurgling cunt muscle. Twatwaffle runs a close second. I have issues. And lots of class.
On October 23rd, 2008 at 10:59 am Chris Says:
Some of the words that make me giggle like a 12 year old boy……
Underpants
Banana mammock
Asshat
Abso-fucking-lutely
Fan-fucking-tastic
Panties
Fart (especially when my 18-mo-old girl says it)
Butt munch
Wiener (my dad used this word when referring to hot dogs)

I could go on and on.
But I can’t because I’m laughing too hard.
On October 23rd, 2008 at 12:01 pm Sandy Says:
punk ass bitch – or PAB if you are not in an appropriate cursing arena.
On October 23rd, 2008 at 12:36 pm Jenn Says:
Definitely fucktard.
On October 23rd, 2008 at 5:12 pm Ginger Magnolia Says:
I thought of another one for ya. Fart knocker. You’re welcome. Oh yeah, and “fuck me in the goat ass.”
On October 23rd, 2008 at 6:39 pm The Milk Maid Says:
Ninny Nectar…
On October 24th, 2008 at 7:52 am Candid Engineer Says:
Camel toe.
On October 24th, 2008 at 1:23 pm Jane Says:
‘Perspicacious’. What can I say, size matters. 😉
On October 24th, 2008 at 3:33 pm Mark Says:
mangina
On October 24th, 2008 at 3:44 pm Rachel Says:
I have to say ‘kriegel’ is my favorite currently…after my 5th grade teacher. She would walk (waddle?) by our desks farting. So, ‘kriegel’ weng from being a name to a verb…akin to farting. So, if you’re ‘kriegeling’ you have some mad gas. Or you ‘kriegeled.’ You get the idea. So very juvenile, but I giggle every time my best friend says it.
On October 24th, 2008 at 5:52 pm trish Says:
This is not *quite* what you’re looking for, but I’m really partial to “eff”…whatever. I try not to use the f word too much, but I think it’s so perfect in many instances. So my compromise is I can say (or think to myself) Eff this. So at book group last I turned to a passage that I’d marked with a post-it and written “What the eff? Who does this?” and the person sitting next to me saw the note and outed me for using e-f-f instead of the f word.
On October 25th, 2008 at 3:49 pm Ann Says:
Jackass and tool are my top fave. Fucktard is what I used to describe my ex hubby. It fits him SO well. 🙂
On November 3rd, 2008 at 12:37 am Marmite Breath Says:
I love banana hammock too!

http://marmitebreath.blogspot.com/2008/09/banana-hammocks-and-anger-management.html”
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