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Dating Sucks, But So Does Becoming The Crazy Hot Dog Lady

June16

My homeslice Crystal showed me this video yesterday:

And I died laughing.

If you’re like me and you normally don’t watch videos on blogs, I suggest you change your ways for a single day. This is SO worth it.

Because I made a video response.

You’re welcome.

posted under Dating Sucks, But So Does Becoming The Crazy Cat Lady

77 Comments to

“Dating Sucks, But So Does Becoming The Crazy Hot Dog Lady”

On June 16th, 2011 at 11:24 am Halala Mama Says:
As an MBA grad…she should have written a script and marketed herself better than that fore heaven’s sake.
On June 16th, 2011 at 8:58 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Bwahahaha. Apparently, it has 8 million YouTube hits. So. There’s that.
On June 16th, 2011 at 11:30 am Meg Says:
Oh…my…god…
I can’t even, wow. That is one scary cat lady or soon to be cat lady…
Love the response…Aunt Becky you are one awesome Blobber!
On June 16th, 2011 at 8:59 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
I want her to be my BFF.
On June 16th, 2011 at 12:19 pm Jenn Fox Says:
What do you say to that other than . . . god I hope you get some hot dogs soon! Well that and, wow, she just seems young to already be a crazy cat lady.
On June 16th, 2011 at 9:34 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
I hope dearly to be getting some hot dogs immediately, if not sooner.
On June 16th, 2011 at 12:28 pm Brandon Says:
I’ll be waiting for the follow-up video. You and a hot dog, skipping through a meadow, duetting to “I got you babe.”

Awesome vid. A know a certain politician who wants to talk to you about your ‘hot dog’ addiction…
On June 16th, 2011 at 9:35 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
I’m thinking I’ll do the dancing through the field with Prince’s “The Most Beautiful Girl in the World” playing in the background.

Perfection.
On June 16th, 2011 at 12:33 pm PottyMouthMommy Says:
i love you
On June 16th, 2011 at 9:35 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
I love you too.
On June 16th, 2011 at 12:36 pm Mel Says:
Wow. I really really hope that the crazy cat lady in the first video was doing that as a joke…
On June 16th, 2011 at 9:36 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
I’d almost promise it.
On June 16th, 2011 at 12:38 pm BerserkFather Says:
I heard this on the radio the other day… it was sort of unbelievable. I still sort of feel it must be a joke, because, really… who the hell?
On June 16th, 2011 at 9:36 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Has to be a joke.
On June 16th, 2011 at 12:40 pm Monique Davis Says:
OMG, watch the cowboy guys parody….hahaha!
On June 16th, 2011 at 9:36 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
I must find this. Where is it?
On June 16th, 2011 at 10:32 pm Monique Davis Says:
It comes up as a suggestion after the video, here’s a link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK5S1RdEMqQ&feature=player_embedded
On June 16th, 2011 at 12:41 pm Heather Says:
I love the video response. As for the original, it is hard for me to believe that it is real. It just seems a bit too over the top. Especially since she says she just graduated with an MBA. Actually I was sort of buying into it until the last part about wanting them all in a basket with bowties…. 🙂
On June 16th, 2011 at 1:03 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
I’m seriously dying here.
On June 16th, 2011 at 12:41 pm Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] Says:
I don’t wonder why we’re BFF. HOT DOGS RULE.
On June 16th, 2011 at 8:55 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Hot dogs are proof that God Loves Us.
On June 16th, 2011 at 1:08 pm yoshi pike Says:
I really need to stop reading your blog at work. Now I have to explain why this lady loves hot dogs so much.
On June 16th, 2011 at 8:55 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Bwahahahaha. I just REALLY LOVE HOT DOGS.
On June 16th, 2011 at 1:17 pm Adelita Says:
For the love of humanity, that video has GOT to be a joke…
On June 16th, 2011 at 1:17 pm Adelita Says:
For the love of humanity, that video has GOT to be a joke…
On June 16th, 2011 at 8:54 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
I’m certain it is.
On June 16th, 2011 at 1:35 pm Chibi Jeebs Says:
I got yer hotdog RIGHT HERE. *waggles eyebrows*
On June 16th, 2011 at 1:57 pm SoberJulie Says:
I love the Crazy Hot Dog Lady
whoohooo
On June 16th, 2011 at 8:54 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Sometimes, you just need a dose of ridiculousness.
On June 16th, 2011 at 1:57 pm Crystal Says:
I will never look at cats or hor dogs the same EVER AGAIN. thank you so much for that laugh I really needed it!
On June 16th, 2011 at 8:53 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
I’m STILL giggling over the videos. Apparently, I needed the laughs, too.
On June 16th, 2011 at 2:05 pm Wenchy Says:
I no longer wonder why she is single. eHarmony is not going to help her, a basket of kittens with bow-ties might, but not eHarmony.

I’m looking forward to the follow-up video of you and a hot dog as well. It’s three part made for tv movie seris right?
On June 16th, 2011 at 8:53 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
This HAS to be a series. Aunt Becky + Hot Dog = Tru Love.
On June 16th, 2011 at 2:05 pm Nancy [Spinning My Plates] Says:
As funny as that chick’s video is (and assuming it’s real and not an act), I kind of feel bad for laughing at someone who is obviously mentally unstable (MBA and all). I hate to rain on everyone’s parade o’ fun with political correctness, but wouldn’t we be reacting differently if a mentally disabled person posted a video and everyone started mocking them for being…different?

This just seems to be an odd move from someone who’s been an advocate for those suffering from mental illness. Shouldn’t we be trying to help this girl instead of making fun of her?
On June 16th, 2011 at 2:08 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
I do not think that video is real.
On June 16th, 2011 at 2:17 pm Nancy [Spinning My Plates] Says:
I hope you’re right. I’ve seen some folks claiming that eharmony doesn’t do video profiles. I haven’t seen anything come from them affirming or denying it and I suspect they’re happy for the PR.
On June 16th, 2011 at 2:23 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
That seems so fake. I mean, seriously fake.
On June 18th, 2011 at 1:34 am katrina Says:
The cat lady is OBVIOUSLY acting. She is pretty good too. I was spitting my drink out laughing so hard. But Aunt Becky, on the other hand,…..her love for hot dogs is very real.
On June 16th, 2011 at 2:58 pm veryrustybrown Says:
If only the timing was better. I was in Evanston two weeks ago to visit cousins (thought of you when Giordano’s was mentioned) but had I known about the lack of hotdogs at Casa de AB, I’d have smuggled some on the plane with me.
On June 16th, 2011 at 8:52 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
DAMNS! You should have come and visited me!
On June 16th, 2011 at 3:51 pm Jonah Gibson Says:
Nice. Sometimes you just have to put yourself out there.
On June 16th, 2011 at 4:05 pm Angie Says:
I’ll bet Aunt Becky loves hor dogs as much as she loves hot dogs! 😉
On June 16th, 2011 at 5:24 pm Beth Says:
Damn it, Becky, now I want hot dogs! Mmm….
On June 16th, 2011 at 8:48 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Are you imagining yourself skipping through a field, holding hands with a hot dog?
On June 16th, 2011 at 10:19 pm Beth Says:
Yes, and then slathering ketchup all over its perfectly grilled flesh and eating it.
On June 16th, 2011 at 7:46 pm CycleNinja Says:
I’ve seen fake videos, but this one doesn’t strike me as such. But then, I haven’t been able to stomach the whole thing yet.

Real or fake, the original has 8 million hits on YouTube, so there ya go.
On June 16th, 2011 at 8:47 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
That’s because it’s beyond hilarious.
On June 16th, 2011 at 7:57 pm Melissa Says:
Ok, I have a cat. He weighed 38 lbs at his last check up. He is NOT overfed. So does that mean I have 3 cats? I will send a pic for proof!

Also, I am an Italian sub whore. But I dont think I would cry about it, though both vids made me die laughing.

PS – I am sorry for giving you the food processor. Does Daver use it at least?
On June 16th, 2011 at 8:47 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
I need a picture of this cat. Immediately, if not sooner.
On June 16th, 2011 at 9:06 pm Handflapper Says:
Hot dogs are way better than cats. Well, I guess I shouldn’t just put that out there like that. Because I’ve never tasted cats. That I know of. For all I know, cats might be a million times more delicious than hotdogs. Hard to imagine, but anything’s possible. But I would never put a bowtie on a hotdog. Mustard and relish only.
On June 16th, 2011 at 9:40 pm Melissa Says:
Have you had chinese take out? That isnt pork.
On June 16th, 2011 at 9:06 pm Handflapper Says:
Hot dogs are way better than cats. Well, I guess I shouldn’t just put that out there like that. Because I’ve never tasted cats. That I know of. For all I know, cats might be a million times more delicious than hotdogs. Hard to imagine, but anything’s possible. But I would never put a bowtie on a hotdog. Mustard and relish only.
On June 16th, 2011 at 10:31 pm Teala Says:
Aunt Becky, you just made my day! That was awesome!
On June 16th, 2011 at 11:01 pm Krissa Says:
OH. MY. GAWD.
I AM SO FUCKING HUNGRY RIGHT NOW!
On June 16th, 2011 at 11:20 pm Amanda Says:
i had a HORRIBLE day. and now im shaking im laughing so hard. thank you….seriously. hahahah
On June 16th, 2011 at 11:56 pm Alison@Mama Wants This Says:
OMG you are freaking hilarious!!

I want a hotdog now.
On June 17th, 2011 at 5:39 am Glowless Says:
So you’re the crazy hot dog lady and I’m the crazy blog lady. I did a parody too, and Jenn from Fox In The City sent me over to see yours 🙂
On June 17th, 2011 at 7:24 am Jolie Says:
I think you should get that movie intro video clip with the hot dog doing back flips for part of your made for tv movie. Definitely.
On June 17th, 2011 at 7:35 am Anon Says:
You forgot the part where you push up your boobage!
On June 17th, 2011 at 9:15 am Joker_SATX Says:
ROTFLMAO!
On June 17th, 2011 at 9:24 am Anon Says:
No, I’m not a robot.
On June 17th, 2011 at 9:49 am Kelly Says:
That was some funny stuff. Thanks for the giggle this morning.
On June 17th, 2011 at 11:18 am Julia Says:
OR she could have done it my way… Fuck the cats… I Love suckers, no really.. I like to lick them, and suck them, and nibble on them… they are so delicious and I can’t get enough of them… *picture me devouring a suckte*

The men…they will come… I don’t know why this works so well but it totally does. She is just going about this the wrong way!! Unless she makes a Cat skin rug to lie naked on she won’t get a date!
On June 17th, 2011 at 11:39 am Kelly Says:
“And the ears… and the whiskers… and the nose….” Kills me every time…..

Love the response too 🙂
On June 17th, 2011 at 1:45 pm Aunt Juicebox Says:
Wow, she should go to acting school. That was pretty bad. But on the other hand, I also love cats.
On June 17th, 2011 at 2:53 pm Neeroc Says:
1 – my coworker wants to know if your hotdogs need to be made of cats (he’s Russian, that’s the only excuse I can think of)
3- the only other video in her channel was her pretending to be a siamese twin, using the mac mirroring thing. She’s almost funny
3 – you didn’t post this as a video reply to her? c’mon! doooo eeeet
On June 17th, 2011 at 2:55 pm Marta Says:
I too love hot dogs. I ate one yesterday in fact.

Also, I can’t believe that girl was for real, she was too ridiculous.
On June 17th, 2011 at 4:07 pm Joules Says:
Dude, seriously. This is a hot dog that would be happier than a pig in shit to hold your hand in some meadow.

http://www.neatorama.com/2011/06/17/how-to-make-a-hot-dog-fairy/
On June 17th, 2011 at 5:57 pm Kathy Says:
Fuck, that’s funny!!!
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On June 18th, 2011 at 4:01 am MissHannah Says:
surely thats a spoof video, her’s not yours? i mean otherwise she was stupid enough to release that??(am I really grumpy today?)
On June 18th, 2011 at 4:04 am MissHannah Says:
Fake – good fake – but fake.

Yours, Aunt Becky, however is CLEARLY real.

I want MY cats on a rainbow.
On June 18th, 2011 at 11:18 pm The Bus Driver Says:
Oh my God! this is hysterical!
On June 19th, 2011 at 11:55 am Marinka Says:
Hey, why doesn’t she like cats? I don’t get it.
On June 19th, 2011 at 6:16 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
I fucking know. She’s like an asshole or something.
On June 20th, 2011 at 1:48 pm Caroline Says:
Dude, is the Daver not giving you enough hot dog? Cuz most guys are ready with theirs 24/7. Just as a certain senator about his footlong…
On January 27th, 2013 at 4:27 pm lipstickandplaydates.com Says:
The fact that you don’t like “long walks on the beach” separates you from all those other girls that like hot dogs.