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International Cat Day + Wordless Wednesday + Caturday!


So the Internet has this thing called “Caturday,” which is sorta (I think) like a day that cat people gather together to celebrate cats; and worship them. There are probably like, Cat Saints and shit, but I don’t know. I assume it’s a Cult of Caturday, but not entirely sure. Either way, I have four cats and no one has EVER invited me to participate in Caturday Events, which makes me feel like I’m not as special a snowflake as my Mom once told me I was.

There’s also: Wordless Wednesday, which is, from what I can tell, a really easy way to be all, “I posted shit” when really you just googled pictures and slapped ’em up. (please don’t lob things at me).

You wanted the best? YOU GOT THE BEST.

Caturday + Wordless Wednesday:

Caturday and Wordless Wednesday

GOLLY GEE WILLAKERS! Look at those fucking CATS getting MARRIED! How’d the cats get into those wee costumes? DID THEY HAVE WEDDING SEX?


caturday and wordless Wednesday
HAHAHAHAHA! Those fucking meerkats are getting married, motherfucker! HILARIOUS. And it has “kat” in the name, which I assume means that these mereCATS are a part of Caturday! Plus, this is a photo I found on Google, so it’s Wordless Wednesday TOO!

Wordless Wednesday and Caturday

Oh noes! Who let the dogs out? Was that me?

OF COURSE IT WAS, SILLY! Who DOESN’T think that dog weddings are awesome? (answer: people who love Hitler).

Maybe NOW I’ll get invited into the super sekret Caturday Society?

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15 Comments to

“International Cat Day + Wordless Wednesday + Caturday!”

  1. On August 8th, 2012 at 2:54 pm Grace Says:

    Many years ago, my mom used to show American Tail in her Spanish classes – dubbed in Spanish, of course. Out of the blue, after reading this post, I now have “Pero, no AYE gatos en America!” in my head.

  2. On August 8th, 2012 at 4:34 pm Triplezmom Says:

    Nightmares, woman. I’m gonna have nightmares.

  3. On August 8th, 2012 at 7:36 pm Pete In Az Says:

    Are these cats?

  4. On August 8th, 2012 at 9:12 pm Delfin Joaquin Paris III Says:

    You’re not as much as a “special snowflake” as a “unique and powerful hail pellet.”

    Own it.

  5. On August 8th, 2012 at 9:46 pm Liane Greathead Says:

    You are awesome. Thanks for making me laugh.

  6. On August 8th, 2012 at 10:02 pm Jenn Says:

    That dog wedding photo is some scary shit, I don’t think I’ll ever recover. Also, I worship Hitler.

  7. On August 8th, 2012 at 10:31 pm Norma Says:

    Those meerkats look a little stiff. Taxidermy? lol! I rather like the two dogs in their wedding garb though… My mom used to call it a dog wedding when our female dog was in heat. Don’t ask me why…Maybe cause there was all of dogs trailing after her & all that missing was the rice?! LOL!!! Who knows..

  8. On August 9th, 2012 at 9:08 am stephgas Says:

    i had four cats. i only have three now because one is dead. (i guess technically i still have him… TECHNICALLY.) and i was never invited to this caturday cult worship thingamajig. and animal weddings are wrong. how do we know they want to be in a monogamous relationship? we’re forcing them into a lifestyle without understanding their beliefs and shit.

  9. On August 9th, 2012 at 2:04 pm ABK Says:

    You should see the crazy stuff on Facebook *hangs head in shame* we did a joke cat page for ours and the silly cats have over 3k friends. It’s all fun and games until people do the weddings or think the cats really type. as dumb as it is, the absurdity of it helps me deal with a bad day at work or the impending D day for me.

  10. On August 9th, 2012 at 3:45 pm ErinK Says:

    Um, I think this might call for the crying I-just-love-cats-so-much video, followed by your crying I-just-love-hot-dogs-so-much rebuttal.

  11. On August 9th, 2012 at 5:30 pm Maggie Says:

    The meerkats getting married are the best things I’ve seen in a LONG time…xx

  12. On August 10th, 2012 at 3:11 am Devan Says:

    I actually snorted when I read ….
    LOL, hysterical!!

  13. On August 12th, 2012 at 12:05 am jeri Says:

    I love the meerkat minister. Who knew they were so spiritual?

  14. On August 16th, 2012 at 12:20 am Norma Says:

    @ stephgas – ahahahah!! your comment made me chuckle….

  15. On August 22nd, 2012 at 10:50 am Wink of the Blink - Mommy Wants Vodka Says:

    […] be able to, for the first time ever, get into the Holy Cult of the Mothers (they’re like the Caturday people, but harder to infiltrate). Maybe I need to apply or […]

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