Mommy Wants Vodka

…Or A Mail-Order Bride

By Popular Request…

February1

….may I introduce to you, my sweet Internet friends, my new daughter, Amelia Grace.

With her daddy…

With her youngest body guard…

And lastly, with her now neurotic and freaking the fuck out mother. Who could probably use some vodka right about now.

We’re home now and doing fantastically, save for the PANIC! that I seem to have coursing through my veins. What, me hormonal? Tomorrow, we’ll call the neurosurgeon (am not planning upon getting used to that phrase) and arrange an appointment to see when she’ll be having surgery to remove the hernia.

While he seemed unconcerned, this wasn’t HIS daughter’s head he was talking about, so you’ll have to excuse me now while I go drool over a bottle of Valium while stroking it lovingly. Thank you all so very much for your kind words and prayers. If anything has helped me, it is that.

posted under I Suck At Life
101 Comments to

“By Popular Request…”

  1. On February 1st, 2009 at 3:37 pm Sarah Says:

    she is so beautiful!! congrats!

  2. On February 1st, 2009 at 3:38 pm Michelle Says:

    Oh Becky! She is just beautiful!! Congratulations!!!

  3. On February 1st, 2009 at 3:41 pm Kendra Says:

    Oh, she is just lovely! And no, I can’t imagine ever getting used to the idea of my daughter’s neurosurgeon, but I’m sure glad they’re there. Enjoy your Valium, your daughter, and any rest you can manage. Congratulations!

  4. On February 1st, 2009 at 3:45 pm Sara Says:

    How completely beautiful!

    Not that we thought she’s be anything else!

    Congrats!

  5. On February 1st, 2009 at 3:48 pm kate Says:

    she’s just beautiful. and peaceful and lovely and winsome and dainty.

    i’m practically lactating just looking at her.

    still praying.

  6. On February 1st, 2009 at 3:54 pm Donna Says:

    What a beautiful baby…glad to see you guys settling in don’t worry too much the Internets are praying and whatnot for a good outcome for sweet Amelia.

  7. On February 1st, 2009 at 3:56 pm Stacie Says:

    She is lovely. She must take after her mommy. Congrats!

  8. On February 1st, 2009 at 4:11 pm Molly Says:

    Beautiful daughter and beaming body guard! Both of ’em precious.

  9. On February 1st, 2009 at 4:12 pm Danielle Says:

    Awwww she is so beautiful! Congratulations again. Do your best to get some rest with the help of Valium, vodka, whatever. Thinking of ya and sending you hugs and stuff.

  10. On February 1st, 2009 at 4:12 pm foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) Says:

    She is lucious! I want to kiss on those gorgeous cheeks! I think I totally just released an egg looking at these photos!

  11. On February 1st, 2009 at 4:19 pm Andy Says:

    What a beauty!!!!!

  12. On February 1st, 2009 at 4:45 pm Peggy Says:

    Amelia is absolutely angelic! You are so blessed!

    Your little man is no slouch himself…he looks pretty happy to be holding his baby sister…now, if you could just get him to be that happy about changing diapers….

    Love and Peace,
    Peggy

  13. On February 1st, 2009 at 4:49 pm Dora Says:

    So gorgeous! Have a great big cocktail. Hang in there.

  14. On February 1st, 2009 at 4:55 pm Mrs.spit Says:

    Stunning. Simply stunning.

  15. On February 1st, 2009 at 4:55 pm Tawna Says:

    lovely little girl..enjoy!

  16. On February 1st, 2009 at 4:58 pm birdpress Says:

    Just beautiful! Was she sunbathing in there? She has lovely skin. 🙂

  17. On February 1st, 2009 at 5:00 pm Cari Says:

    She’s gorgeous!

  18. On February 1st, 2009 at 5:04 pm Jenn Says:

    Oh, my aching ovaries…she’s beautiful Becky!

  19. On February 1st, 2009 at 5:06 pm Lannie Says:

    She is gorgeous 🙂
    (and here’s to hoping that everything will turn out fine)

  20. On February 1st, 2009 at 5:09 pm Ms. Moon Says:

    My heart is happy for you. Let the bliss of oxytocin help you stay above your panic. All will be well.
    She is gorgeous. You are blessed.

  21. On February 1st, 2009 at 5:15 pm ewe_are_here Says:

    So peaceful…

    congratulations.

  22. On February 1st, 2009 at 5:31 pm Sarah Says:

    Oh, Becky, she is *beautiful*. Brilliant! Thanks for sharing. 🙂

  23. On February 1st, 2009 at 5:40 pm Ginger Magnolia Says:

    She looks so sweet and cuddly! Congratulations again, Becky. You have your girl!

  24. On February 1st, 2009 at 5:42 pm Sandy Says:

    Oh god, she is gorgeous. Here’s a toast for healing for both of the women in your family – you and lovely Amelia.

  25. On February 1st, 2009 at 5:47 pm Jen Says:

    She’s absolutely gorgeous!

  26. On February 1st, 2009 at 5:48 pm Tiffany @ My Random Wisdom Says:

    Oh she is just adorable!
    SQUEEE!
    I was smell her head and make goofy baby noises at her!!
    *sigh*
    Enjoy her to the fullest Becky!!

  27. On February 1st, 2009 at 5:58 pm Valerie Says:

    Yay! What a cutie! Good to hear everyone’s doing well… even you with the panic 🙂

  28. On February 1st, 2009 at 6:28 pm Jenn Says:

    Oh, she is SO precious! I want to SQUISH her.
    Why am I not surprised that you’ve got her dressed in pink & hearts?

  29. On February 1st, 2009 at 6:30 pm Fancy Says:

    Oh my god, she is beautiful. And will continue to stay that way, no matter what happens with those stupid medical people. I would love a scratch and sniff right now, so I could smell her baby goodness!

  30. On February 1st, 2009 at 6:34 pm tonya cinnamon Says:

    aweeeee shes precious 🙂

  31. On February 1st, 2009 at 6:34 pm mandy Says:

    Aunt Becky,

    She is so amazingly beautiful. Seriously, she is perfect. Her big bro looks so proud. Beautiful children. Give ’em smooches for me!

  32. On February 1st, 2009 at 6:40 pm Meghan Says:

    She is so adorable. Congrats again. She seems well worth the wait. I am praying the MRI will all prove to be full of FAT and all will be over before you know it. Home safe and sound. Keep well until then.

  33. On February 1st, 2009 at 6:48 pm chicory Says:

    she’s beautiful. congratulations!!!

  34. On February 1st, 2009 at 6:54 pm BB Says:

    She is gorgeous!! Congratulations, and good luck with her surgery. I will be praying for all of you.

  35. On February 1st, 2009 at 7:11 pm Chris Says:

    She is possibly the most beautiful newborn I have ever seen. Congratulations! and good luck with the medical stuff. I am sure it is just a scare that will get cleared out in a week or two and end up being nothing to worry about.

  36. On February 1st, 2009 at 7:12 pm baseballmom Says:

    Awww, baby…makes me want a girl. She looks so sweet and cuddly! I want to send her a present, so please let me know how to get it to you…you can email me through my site 🙂

  37. On February 1st, 2009 at 7:13 pm KT Says:

    You do good work! She’s a beauty.

  38. On February 1st, 2009 at 7:17 pm Lynn Says:

    She is just gorgeous!! Congratulations, again!! 😀

  39. On February 1st, 2009 at 7:22 pm CLC Says:

    She’s gorgeous! Congrats again!

  40. On February 1st, 2009 at 7:29 pm rayne of terror Says:

    Look at that sweet pout!

  41. On February 1st, 2009 at 7:42 pm Betts Says:

    She is sooooo sweet. It almost makes me want another. Then I remember the diapers, sleepless nights, spit-up and sore nipples… then, not so much.

  42. On February 1st, 2009 at 7:47 pm Sky Says:

    She’s so beautiful! Hold on to her tight…they grow so fast!

  43. On February 1st, 2009 at 7:54 pm Marly Says:

    Amelia is gorgeous! Like I could have expected anything different. Love her, momma! (Again, like I could expect anything different.) 😉

  44. On February 1st, 2009 at 7:57 pm Emily (Apron Strings) Says:

    Ah Becky … she’s gorgeous! And how ’bout I have that nip of vodka for you. 😛

  45. On February 1st, 2009 at 8:22 pm giggleblue Says:

    she is beautiful!!! such a pretty little baby. and i don’t give babies compliments often, so take this as gospel!!

  46. On February 1st, 2009 at 8:34 pm theramblinghousewife Says:

    She’s perfect . . .Just perfect!!

    So happy for you . . .:)

  47. On February 1st, 2009 at 8:36 pm heather Says:

    Well, Becky, you make pretty babies; that’s for sure. Congratulations. And look! She’s sleeping….

  48. On February 1st, 2009 at 10:05 pm Melanie Says:

    awww isnt she sweet, I would be flipping out too…. these little girls try and give us heart failure! Hang in there! Beautiful baby

  49. On February 1st, 2009 at 10:12 pm arkmama Says:

    Oh Becky, she is so beautiful! Glad you are home.

  50. On February 1st, 2009 at 10:56 pm jessiee Says:

    Becky, she’s a beauty. Glad to see you all home, safe and sound. Rest and nest, kids. Enjoy. All will be well.

  51. On February 2nd, 2009 at 12:02 am Kate Says:

    She is so LOVELY! Aww seeing her sweet hands makes me desperate to hold a baby! I’m so glad that she’s doing well, and I’ll be sending good vibes to your whole family and to your surgeon.

  52. On February 2nd, 2009 at 12:36 am Chibi Jeebs Says:

    Beautiful girl and gorgeous children! Good work, Mama! 😀

  53. On February 2nd, 2009 at 2:54 am SCY Says:

    G O R G E O U S! yes she is…

    You’re blessed Becky, blessed beyond measure. I know you appreciate it.

    xxx

  54. On February 2nd, 2009 at 5:12 am Betty M Says:

    Gorgeous baby you have there Becky.

  55. On February 2nd, 2009 at 6:17 am heather Says:

    must….resist…urge….to…give……birth…………

  56. On February 2nd, 2009 at 6:46 am SciFi Dad Says:

    She is gorgeous, Becky. Good luck with everything. I’ll keep my fingers crossed.

  57. On February 2nd, 2009 at 7:06 am Stacey Says:

    She is just beautiful!

  58. On February 2nd, 2009 at 7:11 am kim Says:

    Hey Becks,

    You did good, really good.

    Very happy for your clan.

    xoxo

  59. On February 2nd, 2009 at 7:12 am mumma boo Says:

    She is gorgeous! Give her some cheek noshing for me, would you please? Congratulations, Becky! Sending you lots of hugs, love, and good wishes.

  60. On February 2nd, 2009 at 7:22 am Sarah Says:

    She’s beautiful – good job you!

  61. On February 2nd, 2009 at 8:25 am Jenn @ thatpsychofamily.com Says:

    She is so beautiful Becky. And she doesn’t have a conehead either, now THAT says something about your girl parts, heh. Seriously, Congrats to all of you at Casa del Sausage, and WELCOME TO THE WORLD Amelia!

  62. On February 2nd, 2009 at 8:46 am Emily R Says:

    i am so glad she’s good looking, since i offered to fix her up with my daughter

  63. On February 2nd, 2009 at 9:14 am Joann Says:

    That baby is SOOO CUTE.
    Hang in there my prayers are with you…

  64. On February 2nd, 2009 at 9:15 am magpie Says:

    lovely little baby. congratulations 🙂

  65. On February 2nd, 2009 at 9:16 am Joann Says:

    Thant baby is so CUTE!!!> Hang in there my prayers are with you

  66. On February 2nd, 2009 at 9:27 am tryingin2007 Says:

    beeeeautifuuuuuul! nice job momma!

    🙂

  67. On February 2nd, 2009 at 9:40 am Dot Says:

    So sweet! Welcome, Amelia Grace! And big for a newborn?

    I think you might find the first couple of paragraphs of this post by a blogger friend of mine comforting: http://passingthru.com/2009/02/getting-inside-our-heads/comment-page-1/

  68. On February 2nd, 2009 at 9:42 am amy Says:

    Oh my God…she is perfect!!!! What a beauty! Congratulations again:)

  69. On February 2nd, 2009 at 9:54 am Susan Says:

    You do indeed make BEAUTIFUL children. That pic of Amelia with her bodyguard melted my heart. You are all in my prayers!!

  70. On February 2nd, 2009 at 10:04 am Tiffany aka yourgodlovesmetoo Says:

    Amelia was my first thought as I turned on my computer today! I was so looking forward to seeing her.

    She is absolutely beautiful.

    Worth every gray hair she has already given you!

    Thanks for posting a pic!

  71. On February 2nd, 2009 at 10:17 am Heather Says:

    AH! She is so gorgeous! But of course she is… she is yours!

  72. On February 2nd, 2009 at 10:23 am Lainey-Paney Says:

    Congratulations!!!!

  73. On February 2nd, 2009 at 10:54 am Kelly Says:

    She’s soooo pretty! Congrats on a beautiful little lady.

  74. On February 2nd, 2009 at 11:06 am Nic Says:

    How sweet she is. Thanks for sharing.

  75. On February 2nd, 2009 at 11:07 am Kristine Says:

    She’s beautiful!

  76. On February 2nd, 2009 at 11:34 am shay Says:

    oh wow! She is amazing! Congratulations.
    I’ll be thinking of you as you deal with this new curve ball thrown your way. Deep breaths 🙂
    I love the look on your son’s face – so great!

  77. On February 2nd, 2009 at 11:52 am Lola Says:

    Now, that is a pretty baby!!!! Almost makes me want a little girl.

  78. On February 2nd, 2009 at 12:05 pm Petra a.k.a. The Wise (Young) Mommy Says:

    Becky, she is beautiful and I am so sorry that I missed out on the birth story! I wish I could have been one of the ones who helped you through your panic, but now I am going to help by telling you to breathe and try not to worry and enjoy her, cause she is GORGEOUS!!

    Congratulations!!

  79. On February 2nd, 2009 at 1:09 pm rebekah Says:

    She’s perfect! Great work and more strength through medication!

  80. On February 2nd, 2009 at 1:10 pm Miss Grace Says:

    She looks perfect.

  81. On February 2nd, 2009 at 1:13 pm Amanda Says:

    Becky, she is GORGEOUS. Congrats.

    And I hope that all goes well with the doctors. We are no strangers to babies and medical probelsm, unfortunately. I know how stressful and panic-inducing it is. Hang in there.

    You have a beautiful daughter.

  82. On February 2nd, 2009 at 1:15 pm Amanda Says:

    She’s lovely. Just lovely. I’m so happy for you!

  83. On February 2nd, 2009 at 1:47 pm swirl girl Says:

    SHe is just awesome with or without the thingie!
    How was the chinese and champagne?
    If you need a babysitter – let me know. I love me some baby infant!!!

  84. On February 2nd, 2009 at 1:58 pm ScienceMama Says:

    Oh my gosh, she is just gorgeous!

  85. On February 2nd, 2009 at 1:59 pm Megan Says:

    Whoa, Becky, I haven’t read your blog in a few days and I missed all of the excitement. Congrats on Amelia! She is beautiful! I am so sorry that she has a bump on her noggin – but she will be fine, I’m sure. Good luck with everything!

  86. On February 2nd, 2009 at 2:41 pm Ames Says:

    She’s beautiful Becky, absolutely beautiful! Congratulations!

  87. On February 2nd, 2009 at 3:19 pm Shanna Says:

    She is gorgeous and I am so happy you are all home finally. Keep me posted on if you want visitors.

  88. On February 2nd, 2009 at 4:40 pm Madame Yu See Says:

    What a cutey-pie! And, such a happy looking older brother! Congragulations, again!

  89. On February 2nd, 2009 at 4:53 pm jerseygirl89 Says:

    Bravo – what a beauty!

  90. On February 2nd, 2009 at 5:23 pm Dreamybee Says:

    Congratulations! She’s beautiful! I fell a bit behind on my blog reading over the last week, so I missed all the drama-I’m so glad she’s doing well. How scary that must have been for you and your husband! I’m sure it’s still scary, but you know that you have lots of people thinking about you and praying for you, and hopefully that counts for something.

    P.S. For what it’s worth, I was a Wednesday child, and I am not full of woe!

  91. On February 2nd, 2009 at 7:08 pm trish Says:

    She’s beautiful! You better watch out, though…I’m sure she’ll have your wit to go along with those looks! 😉

  92. On February 2nd, 2009 at 7:53 pm Candid Engineer Says:

    Becky, many congratulations to you and Dave on the birth of your daughter (yes, just tuning in now…). She is absolutely lovely. I will keep her and her pretty little head in my thoughts.

  93. On February 2nd, 2009 at 8:05 pm Rocket Ma'am Says:

    Everyone’s said it, but she’s just gorgeous!
    You guys are also in our prayers.

  94. On February 2nd, 2009 at 8:15 pm Georgette Says:

    Congratulations, she’s a doll.

  95. On February 2nd, 2009 at 9:54 pm heather... Says:

    Yeah, she’s cute and all, but how do your feet look?

  96. On February 2nd, 2009 at 11:21 pm Jennifer Says:

    She is beautiful! Congrats on the new addition! And good luck!

  97. On February 3rd, 2009 at 6:41 am Badass Geek Says:

    There is no wondering where she got her good looks.

  98. On February 3rd, 2009 at 8:00 am kbrients Says:

    She is adorable and perfect and I am so very sorry that you have to worry about her right now… instead of being able to enjoy every minute of having her around… ((hugs))

  99. On February 3rd, 2009 at 12:16 pm JP Says:

    She is so precious. Your son looks so proud! Congratulations!

  100. On February 6th, 2009 at 11:53 am Cassie Says:

    She is gorgeous!! congratulations!

  101. On February 8th, 2009 at 10:13 am Denise Says:

    She’s beautiful Becky, just like her mom.

Email will not be published

Website example

Your Comment:

My site was nominated for Best Humor Blog!
My site was nominated for Hottest Mommy Blogger!
Back By Popular Demand...