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Breaking. Up.

January19

Ha! No, not me. Over at Toy With Me, I’m sharing the story of the break-up of Amy and her boyfriend (who many of you may know by her REAL name) which coincided with the break-DOWN of Amy. Were she not a complete lunatic, I’d probably have left sleeping dogs where they lay.

But, they’re also running a sweet ass in the mornin’ contest over there if you’re in the mood to share break-up horror stories. Because I’m sure you have some awesome ones (who doesn’t?).

Also, if you entered my Amazon.com giveaway multiple times, please make sure that every entry had a comment so that my tiny brain can randomly pick a winner (with some help from Random Number Generator).

I leave you with this:

My Hairscut

My brand new super-villain hair cut.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to trample the dreams of some children or kick some adorable puppies.

58 Comments to

“Breaking. Up.”

  1. On January 19th, 2010 at 11:08 am Jill Says:

    Love the haircut!! I got a new do too!!

  2. On January 19th, 2010 at 11:10 am KeepingYouAwake Says:

    You’re definitely getting your “evil empire” look on.

    I like, very much.

  3. On January 19th, 2010 at 11:17 am MoranChick Says:

    Nice! The new hair is awesome! (And evil. Very, very evil. But what fun is a new hairstyle if it can’t be evil?)

  4. On January 19th, 2010 at 11:18 am Ed Says:

    I like long walks on the beach, quiet, romantic dinners and WORLD DOMINATION!
    If I had hair I’d totally do this: http://www.lpdmusic.com/Italia/whoplaysitalia/Todd-Rundgren.jpg

  5. On January 19th, 2010 at 11:18 am Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] Says:

    Hellooooo hotness.

  6. On January 19th, 2010 at 11:31 am C @ Kid Things Says:

    The hair looks great!

  7. On January 19th, 2010 at 11:31 am Jennifer B Says:

    Niiiiiiiice do. You’re totally rockin it. The year of the Aunt Becky is ON (like Donkey Kong) !!

  8. On January 19th, 2010 at 11:32 am Maniacal Mom Says:

    Love it! Now…I gotta figure out my hair! Wish I could just be dolly parton and wig it out.

  9. On January 19th, 2010 at 11:33 am Nyx Says:

    hair’s awesome dudette. i’m thinking i’m going to cut mine short soonish…

    everyone loves the evil chicks.

  10. On January 19th, 2010 at 11:34 am IrasciblePlatypus Says:

    Zomg. That haircut is awesome! You are totally bringing sexy back to the world of super-villainy.

  11. On January 19th, 2010 at 11:41 am Janie Woods Says:

    LOVE the hair! I went with evil bitch red, myself…heading to the contest, I’ve had some stalker break up doozies in my day…

    You’re best but I’ve got Christmas toys to break!

  12. On January 19th, 2010 at 11:53 am existentialwaitress Says:

    Love the haircut! Super villain haircuts are pure awesomeness. I dig it.

  13. On January 19th, 2010 at 12:16 pm carissajaded Says:

    Love the new do!!!! And I def have a few nightmare break up stories… Though I’m not sure I want to relive them.

  14. On January 19th, 2010 at 12:19 pm Suzy Voices Says:

    Love the do!!!

  15. On January 19th, 2010 at 12:20 pm V Says:

    Congrats to Miss Mimi this morning! A) For rockin’ her damn appointment, and B) for havin’ hawt mom!

  16. On January 19th, 2010 at 12:21 pm a Says:

    Why do all the supervillainesses have one streak in their hair?

    Why do supervillains frequently shave their heads?

    Things to ponder on a Tuesday afternoon…

  17. On January 19th, 2010 at 12:27 pm Molly Says:

    LOVE. IT. You are now ready to take over the world.

    Proceed.

  18. On January 19th, 2010 at 12:32 pm R K Says:

    Loving the new hair!!!

  19. On January 19th, 2010 at 12:45 pm excavator Says:

    Hey! Great haircut!

  20. On January 19th, 2010 at 12:52 pm Laura Says:

    Love the blond highlight/streak thing! Very cool.

    I have a few streaks too – they are white and crinkly and frizz up in the humidity. Alas, I have blond hair so it looks like real highlights, but sadly, just old age or stressful life?

  21. On January 19th, 2010 at 1:10 pm Liz in Virginia Says:

    Loving the new lid — nothing says, “I’m hot, I’m evil, and I’m looking for minions!” like a rockin’ do with one wicked stripe.

    Fabulous!

  22. On January 19th, 2010 at 1:41 pm Melissa Says:

    Nice do!

  23. On January 19th, 2010 at 1:48 pm Heather P. Says:

    That’s a great cut!! It’s very flattering!

  24. On January 19th, 2010 at 1:54 pm Sara @ Life with the Two Says:

    Bad ass!

    You’re going to take over the world now right?

  25. On January 19th, 2010 at 1:55 pm linlah Says:

    Just the right amount of streak for world domination or getting the band back together, which ever is easier.

  26. On January 19th, 2010 at 1:57 pm Mommy on the Spot Says:

    awesome!

  27. On January 19th, 2010 at 2:06 pm Krissa Says:

    The haircut fits you super villain self to a tee! 😉 (very cute!)
    Now go and kick a puppy for me!

  28. On January 19th, 2010 at 2:09 pm ColinP Says:

    If it were white you could claim you were Rogue.

  29. On January 19th, 2010 at 2:11 pm Rebecca Says:

    What about kicking fluffy kittens? You can’t leave them out.

  30. On January 19th, 2010 at 2:22 pm Elly Lou Says:

    I totally want to hear you croon “Let’s Give ’em Something to Talk About” with that blond stripe in there, baby.

  31. On January 19th, 2010 at 2:23 pm Mad Woman Says:

    Save the puppies…trample the dreams of kids instead. MUCH more rewarding in the long run. Especially if you’re a shrink. Which you’re not. But you could be.

    LOVE the hair!

  32. On January 19th, 2010 at 2:24 pm Mrs Soup Says:

    GREAT hairdo! You shall TOTALLY take over the WORLD!

  33. On January 19th, 2010 at 3:36 pm Kelly Says:

    I like evil stripes.

  34. On January 19th, 2010 at 3:43 pm Coco Says:

    Oh! Can I be an evil arch-nemesis with you? I even have our names picked out:

    The Evil Empress and Badger Girl!

    What? Badgers are kind of evil.

  35. On January 19th, 2010 at 3:46 pm Ms. Moon Says:

    Very cute haircut. You are darling.

  36. On January 19th, 2010 at 4:15 pm Joanna Says:

    Loved your Amy story and your new cut is killer! Nothing makes me feel better than a good haircut 🙂

  37. On January 19th, 2010 at 4:21 pm Alex Says:

    If you’re the super villain, then who are the villainized? (And how the fuck do you spell that, anyway???)

  38. On January 19th, 2010 at 4:29 pm Sandy Says:

    I’m going to fantasize that you’re getting ready to kiss me…

  39. On January 19th, 2010 at 4:39 pm Heather (qtberryhead) Says:

    Awesome hair! Makes me want you even more.

  40. On January 19th, 2010 at 6:57 pm SciFi Dad Says:

    The weird face thing makes that photo look nothing like you. Post a real one or I’m calling bullshit.

  41. On January 19th, 2010 at 7:09 pm moonspun Says:

    It was quite a breakup story…wow…

  42. On January 19th, 2010 at 7:10 pm Will Says:

    Love the super-villain haircut!

  43. On January 19th, 2010 at 7:17 pm Melissa Says:

    Totally digging the hair. I have yet to grow the balls to go that short because I sometimes get lazy and let it go curly, and that would mean my hair would look like an afro. I DID cut it recently so that the bangs my layers are that short. The rest of it is still bra length. For the men, that means it reaches the top of your bra strap..

  44. On January 19th, 2010 at 7:27 pm Sharon Says:

    Hot AND evil. My favorite combination.

  45. On January 19th, 2010 at 7:28 pm Badass Geek Says:

    Sssssmokin’.

  46. On January 19th, 2010 at 8:27 pm Steph Says:

    I’m also working on collecting horror stories, but horror of all things involving love and dating.

    Nice ‘do

  47. On January 19th, 2010 at 8:56 pm Chibi Jeebs Says:

    *wolf whistle* How YOU doinnnnn? *waggles eyebrows*

  48. On January 19th, 2010 at 9:30 pm Notesfromthegrove Says:

    You’re one sexy vixen!

  49. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:04 am Lippy Says:

    Ohhh pretty hair!

  50. On January 20th, 2010 at 9:04 am Michelle Says:

    You totally don’t look cruel enough to stomp cute puppies. Crush the dreams of children, perhaps.

  51. On January 20th, 2010 at 9:54 am Mikey D Says:

    Tip: If you find a child who has a puppy you can stomp, and crush dreams at the same time. I just saved you tons of time!

  52. On January 20th, 2010 at 10:14 am GingerB Says:

    Ooooh, you so evil. Me like.

  53. On January 20th, 2010 at 10:53 am Busted Kate Says:

    I hate to correct you, but that is a BAD ADD ROGUE (from Xmen) streak you got there… and I love it!

  54. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:00 am MamaSkates Says:

    HAWT!!!

  55. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:41 am Cara Says:

    Very kicky and sassy…ready to take on the world. I luv it.

  56. On January 20th, 2010 at 5:35 pm Kendra Says:

    Fantastic haircut! I wish I could get my hair that straight. It likes to get all “bendy” instead.

  57. On January 21st, 2010 at 1:05 am baseballmom Says:

    omg, cute hair!!!

  58. On January 21st, 2010 at 9:32 pm mumma boo Says:

    Hey, baby, going my way? Hot, hot, hot, Becks! 🙂

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