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At Least I’m Not The One Ruining Easter. This Time.

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“At Least I’m Not The One Ruining Easter. This Time.”

On April 22nd, 2011 at 10:47 am Jana A Says:
There is SO much inappropriate about this, but there is SO MUCH FUCKING awesome about this, too! Have I told you lately that I love you?
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:07 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Being inappropriate is what I do best, yo.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 10:50 am LLA_Princess Says:
Fuckin brilliant!
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:07 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
*bows* Thank you!
On April 22nd, 2011 at 10:52 am habanerogal Says:
These are the best Easter cards ever You make Easter your bitch.
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:07 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Easter is SO my bitch.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 10:53 am blacklisted Says:
Brilliance. Happy friggin’ Easter.
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:08 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Happy Friggin’ Easter to you, my love.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 10:55 am Lakegypsy Says:
I can’t stop laughing!!!
On April 22nd, 2011 at 11:02 am Triplezmom Says:
So when are we getting Aunt Becky’s greeting card collection? I want to send the second to last one to my husband.
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:08 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Bwahahaha. I may have to get on that shit.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 11:03 am Major Amy Says:
I need to purchase a few of these……they have them at Wal-mart right?
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:08 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Oh yes. Right next to the really religious ones.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 11:04 am TonV Says:
Bwahaha!!! Becky for president!
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:09 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
I should totally run for President. We can solve ALL the world’s problems with a dance-off.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 11:05 am CycleNinja Says:
I want to see Becky in a Bob Ross perm.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 11:20 am Your Aunt Becky Says:
Oh FUCK no.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 11:29 am CycleNinja Says:
LMAO. I lubz u, Becky!
On April 22nd, 2011 at 11:10 am steph gas Says:
i really want to take one of those and email them to all of my besties. you definitely need to set up a page here with aunt motherfucking becky’s greeting cards for all occasions.
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:09 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
I had one for awhile. I should put it back.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 11:13 am blacklisted Says:
Oh man, I had to come back here to make sure I didn’t accidentally say “Valentine’s Day.” I’m okay.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 11:14 am Lost.in.Idaho Says:
Bob. Motherfucking. Ross.

Brilliant. I love this! I did a funny valentine’s card post, but I would have NEVER thought of doing this for Easter!
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:09 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Easter is SO religious that it’s so much more fun to be inappropriate.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 11:17 am Jason Says:
Aunt Becky, I heart you! Those cards made me LOL hard this morning. At least people like us have humor over religious holidays.

Have a safe Passover, Easter, or (print the appropriate holiday in the space provided) _________ holiday.

Jason
cyrus_jay@twitter
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:10 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Happy Christer? I dunno.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 11:27 am Joker_SATX Says:
I fuckin love it!
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:10 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Why thank you. *bows*
On April 22nd, 2011 at 11:36 am Becky Mochaface Says:
That first one is my absolute favorite.
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:10 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Bwahahaha. Mine too. Wait, no, the Bob Ross one is my favorite.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 11:47 am Kathy Miranda Says:
Oh my absolute favorite bad girl, you’ve done it again! I was all set to be stressed and pissy ALL day and you’ve made me LAUGH OUT LOUD – literally. LOVE YOU!!!!
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:11 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
I WAS stressed out all day. Making the cards helped like crazy.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 11:47 am Megaboo Says:
AB, These are so full of awesome! You rock at life.
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:11 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
I LOSE at life, you mean.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 11:49 am Que Says:
Amazing how 2 words can make your day… Bob Ross. Though, I’m a little shocked to find out that’s his middle name! I’m sure I’m not nearly as shocked as he was when he found out… or his kindergarten teacher… or his pastor.
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:11 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Bob Motherfucking Ross = full of the awesome.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 12:18 pm Elly Lou Says:
I’m a sucker for happy, fluffy eggs. I miss Bob Ross…and my fan brush.
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:12 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
HAPPY LITTLE CLOUDS. MOTHERFUCKING HAPPY LITTLE CLOUDS.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 12:30 pm Kristin (MamaKK922) Says:
I LOVE your holiday cards. They make me SO happy!!!And the Bob Ross Perm one AMAZING. Mind if I borrow that to make my mother in law insane?
On April 22nd, 2011 at 1:04 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Hells yes! Take it!
On April 22nd, 2011 at 1:04 pm Ina Jones Says:
Nothing better in this world than a Bob Ross greeting card!! Made my day! Much Love!
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:12 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Bob Ross is my BFF.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 2:31 pm katrina Says:
Becky, you put Hallmark to shame! You could probably put them out of business and be a zillionaire selling these (and your other holidaty cards). Fuckin brilliant! You made my day!
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:13 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Bwahahaha. I’m making sure they go into stores RIGHT NEXT TO the Jesus dying on the cross ones.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 2:48 pm Wombat Central Says:
Everything’s better with Bob Mutherfuckin’ Ross.
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:14 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Amen. Amen to that.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 4:32 pm KaraB Says:
Amazing! Happy Bunny Day Aunt B!
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:14 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Happy, HAPPY Easter!
On April 22nd, 2011 at 4:36 pm Suniverse Says:
I would totally celebrate Easter if I got one of those cards.

Also, that golden egg. I WANT IT.
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:14 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
I’ve got the golden egg, motherfuckers.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 5:46 pm Melissa Says:
HAH! Can I also steal one for me mum? <that was is not what I call her, thought it would look funny, it doesnt, but I am keeping it there because then you will REALLY know what a dork I am.
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:14 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
You’d BETTER send it to your mom. Or mum. Whatever.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 6:39 pm Misfit Mommy Says:
I want to send every single one of these to my mother-in-law. Anonymously. Every. Single. One.

I heart you, Aunt Becky.
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:15 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
I’ll be kinda hurt if you don’t 😉
On April 22nd, 2011 at 6:41 pm Kristi Says:
I adore you.
I freakin’ love you. Serious girl crush going on here.

You just MADE my Easter.
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:16 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Glad I could make SOMEONE’S Easter. Considering we had to cancel that shit.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 8:03 pm jess Says:
THIS IS HILARIOUS.

I would totally show it to my parents, but I doubt anything that isn’t the Bible would catch their attention.

On the flip side, I might get grounded.

BUT. I LOVE THOSE CARDS.
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:16 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
I feel upset that no one bought be a gigantic chocolate cross this year.
On April 22nd, 2011 at 9:05 pm paige furr Says:
Those are rich! Love Bob Motherfucking Ross! He’s always been my idol! Motherfucking ‘Happy Little Trees!’
…Or in this case… ‘Happy Little Bunnies!’
Too funny!
-P
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:16 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
“Happy little clouds. HAPPY little clouds.”
On April 23rd, 2011 at 10:02 pm BVD Says:
LMAO!!!! Thank you for making Easter fun again!!
On April 23rd, 2011 at 10:03 pm BVD Says:
Wow!! I HAVE been watching Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. But I’m preeetttyyy sure I’m NOT a robot!!
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:17 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Easter is my favorite holiday. I’m BEYOND depressed that it was canceled this year due to my germy children. DAMN THEM.
On April 24th, 2011 at 6:38 am Sarah S Says:
Hahaha, my heathen ass is gonna go eat some ham!
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:17 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Fucking love ham.
On April 24th, 2011 at 8:03 am Happy Awesome Easter! — We Know Awesome Says:
[…] in Awesome Art,Awesome Holidays Our gift to you, Aunt Becky’s own Easter cards. […]
On April 24th, 2011 at 10:20 am Theresa Says:
Ha, nice, I needed that this morning. Happy Fucking Easter everyone…
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:18 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:
Happy Fucking Easter to us ALL!
On April 24th, 2011 at 1:24 pm Delicia Says:
I have to work today, so now every time someone says, “Happy Easter!” on the phone I’m remembering these and snickering.. Thanks, you rock!
On April 24th, 2011 at 3:39 pm Denise Says:
Those are so awesome!
On April 24th, 2011 at 9:45 pm vodka therrapy Says:
Because Easter needs a little attitude.
On April 24th, 2011 at 10:41 pm Peter Says:
If you ever decide on goin’ to heaven you have some serious, heavy duty repentin’ to do. and if the Jews are right, you’re screwed. I figger I’m pretty much doomed just for laughing so hard.
On April 25th, 2011 at 11:46 am Your Aunt Becky Says:
I can’t IMAGINE how many people I just offended. And that? Is awesome.
On April 25th, 2011 at 2:25 am Satan Says:
ooohhhh, thank you for providing me with something to stick upon facebook, to thumb my nose at all the people spamming up my feed with jesus this, jesus that, he is risen, zombie jesus day.
woo!
On April 25th, 2011 at 11:45 am Your Aunt Becky Says:
I love you.
On April 25th, 2011 at 3:03 pm Satan Says:
oh, i love you too. i really have to get up to chicago!
On April 25th, 2011 at 7:39 am John Says:
Oh, was this joyous to read just as I’m writing up my “and if I’m pronounced dead, yet am walking around 2 days later, double-tap me, cause I’m out for brains” post.
On April 25th, 2011 at 11:45 am Your Aunt Becky Says:
Bwahahaha. Brains. Bwahahahaha.