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Fucking spotting again. May be losing my mind.

Sounds like my cervix was irritated by the dildo-like suppositories. Apparently this is normal.

My mind may very well be gone.

posted under It's Becky, Bitch
32 Comments to


  1. On June 25th, 2008 at 3:08 pm STE Says:

    Oh, Becky. I’m sorry.

    (This is probably not helpful, but I have a friend who spotted through her whole first trimester (if not the pg) and went into labor on her due date to a healthy 10 lb baby.)

    Is it getting worse, or just not stopping? Thinking of you.

  2. On June 25th, 2008 at 3:16 pm Mrs.Spit Says:

    Ugh. But if you were loosing your mind, it would be coming out of your nose. Just sayin” (and trying to make you smile)


  3. On June 25th, 2008 at 3:32 pm kbreints Says:

    oh Damn. **hugs**

  4. On June 25th, 2008 at 3:49 pm electriclady Says:

    Ah fuck. Hope your bits get themselves sorted out and ENOUGH WITH THE SPOTTING ALREADY.

    (re: the above comment, I spotted through my whole first trimester, including one scary incident at 10 weeks with a toilet full of blood, and that freakshow resulted in the demon child eating day-old cheese scraps off my floor, so, you know, take what comfort you will from that.)

  5. On June 25th, 2008 at 3:55 pm tash Says:

    this? is bullshit. Call for an u/s. (Although like the above, I was a bleeder.)

  6. On June 25th, 2008 at 4:00 pm Kristen Says:

    Taking some deep breaths for you and virtually holding your hand. Damn.

  7. On June 25th, 2008 at 4:01 pm Jenn Says:

    Fuck fuck fuckity fuck. So sorry. I’m here if you need me!

  8. On June 25th, 2008 at 4:02 pm Carlynn Says:

    Oh Becky. I hope it stops SOON. Thinking of you.

  9. On June 25th, 2008 at 4:05 pm Karen Says:

    Oh Jesus. I am so sorry.

  10. On June 25th, 2008 at 4:08 pm Theramblinghousewife Says:

    You’ve got to be kidding me!!

    This is NOT FAIR!!!

    Sending all of the positive vibes I’ve got your way!

  11. On June 25th, 2008 at 4:42 pm The Milk Maid Says:

    Oy vei.

  12. On June 25th, 2008 at 4:56 pm Marie Says:

    You poor thing it sound like you have a long road ahead of you. Do you think that this is telling what toddler years with this one will be like? 🙂

  13. On June 25th, 2008 at 5:06 pm andria Says:

    I hope it’s allright. I know how very stressful that is.

    Maybe don’t shove em in so far?!

  14. On June 25th, 2008 at 5:25 pm Betty M Says:

    bollocks. we were always told to stick the suppositories elsewhere where there was no chance of irritating the cervix. hope it stops soon.

  15. On June 25th, 2008 at 5:31 pm Ames Says:

    Thinking of you and hoping that the spotting stops soon.

  16. On June 25th, 2008 at 6:09 pm kalakly Says:

    I’ll take up the butt Bob for a hundred…can’t you stick em in the rear door and get the same effect? I am no expert here but I think I’ve heard/read that somewhere.
    I know I was told after every internal exam/u/s that I could expect spotting from the irritation, not that that makes it any easier on the eyes or brain when it comes out. I’m all for calling the doc and making em check, peace of mind, even if only fleeting, is worth it.

  17. On June 25th, 2008 at 6:18 pm lindz Says:

    keep ya head up, and keep gooing the cooter..maybe you need a higher dose of the goo?

  18. On June 25th, 2008 at 6:54 pm Shay Says:

    Oh poo! hoping for a trouble free, spotting free next tri for you:)

  19. On June 25th, 2008 at 7:07 pm heather Says:

    Do you want some sprinkles to make you feel better? I am serious, dude.

  20. On June 25th, 2008 at 7:13 pm Kristine Says:

    This sucks. Seriously sucks.

  21. On June 25th, 2008 at 7:38 pm Kyddryn Says:

    Dude. Breathe.

    You haven’t lost your mind, it’s off vacationing with mine in the Caribbean, cavorting with cabana boys without a care in the world. Bastards left us behind, and I say we get them back with lots and lots of…oh, wait, drugs are out…umm…trashy romance novels?? Chocolate??

    Tell your Fear I am coming up their to kick its ever loving ass if it doesn’t back the feck off. I’m a touch angry and more than the usual dose of crazy just now, and I’ll do it. Umm…once I sell a kidney to pay for fuel, find a sitter (because one doesn’t bring an Evil Genius along on ass-kicking trips…it just isn’t DONE, darling!), and figure out where “up there” is from “down here”. But then, I will totally come up there. With my entire Janet Evanovich library and fudge brownies.

    Shade and Sweetwater,
    K, who really would come crash the party of you wanted, but meanwhile is thinking her most soothing, calming, sanity inducing (hah!) thoughts for you

  22. On June 25th, 2008 at 7:42 pm Kyddryn Says:

    Also, I meant “up there”, not “up their”, but the Evil Genius was trying to steal the brownies and I didn’t edit. My excuse and I’m sticking to it.

    Shade and Sweetwater,
    K, (edit free since 1984)

  23. On June 25th, 2008 at 8:46 pm SciFi Dad Says:


    Try and stay calm. If they offer you a reasonable explanation (like suppositories) then take it.

    I’ll have a good thought.

  24. On June 25th, 2008 at 8:55 pm chris Says:

    I’m sending you positive vibes from Hahvahd Yahrd.

  25. On June 25th, 2008 at 9:40 pm -Seraphimred- Says:

    ahh. I’m sorry…..that sucks!

    Deep breaths…..and relax..

    No freaking out!

  26. On June 25th, 2008 at 9:59 pm Heather Says:

    Yeah, I’m thinking I might be trying to find somewhere else to stick those puppies. And call for an u/s — surely your insurance company owes you, right?

  27. On June 25th, 2008 at 10:15 pm Busted Says:

    I’m so sorry – hopefully the spotting stops soon.

  28. On June 26th, 2008 at 1:03 am giggleblue Says:

    dude, putting the suppositories up the “back door” may not seem like fun, but perhaps it will cut out irritation they are saying you are having…

    just a thought. and get an u/s for sanity, while you are at it!

  29. On June 26th, 2008 at 7:46 am Ms. Moon Says:

    Are you still nauseous? Because that would be a very good sign.
    I remember checking for spotting up until it was time to check to see if I was having any bloody show, meaning that labor was to begin soon.
    Pregnancy is a time of vast anxieties. Vast.
    I had a friend who got shots for low-levels of progesterone. Weekly or daily? I can’t remember. This was quite a while ago so maybe they don’t do that anymore, but it’s worth asking about. You could do them yourself.

  30. On June 26th, 2008 at 8:43 am mandy Says:

    Oh girl, This is such a difficult time, the not knowing. I have been there, too many times. I am sorry you are having to deal with this, but I hope it turns out in a beautiful way.

    Keep us posted, please. Praying for you.

  31. On June 26th, 2008 at 11:39 am docgrumbles Says:

    I would totally go insane.

    I’m sorry.

  32. On June 30th, 2008 at 10:26 am trish Says:

    I hope everything’s okay with you. Haven’t heard from you in four days (FOUR DAYS! I checked my Google Reader and went back a couple months and you haven’t ever gone four days without posting (in the past few months)!) and I’m worried. I’ll keep you in my thoughts and check my Google Reader incesssantly for postings from you.

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