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Further Proof That There Really IS Someone Out There For Everyone

April9

Me: You know, someday when I die, if I get reincarnated or whatever…

Daver: Yeah?

Me: I want to come back as The Village Idiot.

Daver: It’s good to have such high goals, Becky.

20 Comments to

“Further Proof That There Really IS Someone Out There For Everyone”

  1. On April 9th, 2008 at 9:29 pm Margaret Says:

    Awww, that’s to sweet. Someone who just gets ya! He sounds like a keeper!

  2. On April 9th, 2008 at 10:25 pm TheRamblingHousewife Says:

    Husbands . . .

    What would we do without em’? 🙂

  3. On April 9th, 2008 at 9:30 pm Karen Says:

    LOL. You are hysterical….and lucky to have the Daver.

  4. On April 10th, 2008 at 4:02 am Dolores Schwartz Says:

    Becky… Gotta love the husband! HEHE

  5. On April 10th, 2008 at 7:27 am Doc Says:

    I want to come back as Ryan Seacrest

  6. On April 10th, 2008 at 8:00 am kim Says:

    Seriously Mother Fuckin’ Hysterical.

    I’m laughing outloud at my desk.

    thank you, Thank You, THANK YOU for the laugh!

    I loves my Aunt Becky and the Daver!

  7. On April 10th, 2008 at 9:34 am Chris Says:

    My first choice is to come back as Invisible Man, but if this is not possible, I would want to come back as my wife so that I can experience her luck…LOL

  8. On April 10th, 2008 at 8:37 am Kyddryn Says:

    Heh…sweet. Ain’t love grand?

    I’d come back as one of my cats – sit about in puddles of sun all day, be petted on a regular basis, have piles of yearn and fabric to nest in…what a life!

    Shade and Sweetwater,
    K, who really isn’t the crazy cat lady…yet…

  9. On April 10th, 2008 at 8:38 am Kyddryn Says:

    That should have said “yarn”, not “yearn”. I swear, it was right when I wrote it. Stupid letter gremlins…

  10. On April 10th, 2008 at 9:59 am Ashley Says:

    I thought you said reincarcerated. 1st the birth control, now prison. I thought we were best friends, what else don’t I know about you? I am a moron though.

  11. On April 10th, 2008 at 10:48 am tryingin2007 Says:

    too cute.

    🙂

    thanks for sweet post. I needed that.

  12. On April 10th, 2008 at 11:10 am ramblingamy Says:

    I’d come back as Paris Hilton. Being famous just because you’re rich and slutty – that’s hot!

    Plus I’d get to carry Chihuahas around with me everywhere I go and I don’t know what would be more fun than that.

  13. On April 10th, 2008 at 2:21 pm As American as Apple Pie Says:

    If it’s based off of what you’ve done in this life, I’m coming back as a toilet brush. Also, I’m pretty sure I was a cat in one of my former lives.

  14. On April 10th, 2008 at 1:52 pm Kristen Says:

    The Daver is kind of a good guy, hey?

  15. On April 10th, 2008 at 4:50 pm The Milk Maid Says:

    It really is a high goal, cause you’d have to beat out my exhusband and all…

    You goob!

  16. On April 10th, 2008 at 5:57 pm Jenn Says:

    My husband would have said, “You ARE the village idiot.” 🙂

  17. On April 11th, 2008 at 1:50 pm honeywine Says:

    Lucky duck. ::sigh::

  18. On April 11th, 2008 at 8:05 pm Ames Says:

    This so sounds like a normal conversation in my house… scary…

  19. On April 12th, 2008 at 11:48 am Amy Says:

    OMFG! LMAO!

  20. On April 13th, 2008 at 12:41 pm Dr. Grumbles Says:

    I think I may already be the village idiot. Goal accomplished.

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