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The Girl With Curls Like A Halo Kicks Ass

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Yesterday, our Early Intervention therapist came over to evaluate Amelia and for the first time I was pretty sure what she would find.

I was right:

My Daughter is a Genius

My daughter is clearly an Evil Genius.

I have no doubt that in several years, when this is really all in our rear-view mirror, and she’s taking over the world from her bedroom, plotting and scheming, I’ll laugh when I remind myself that I ever thought that she might not kick the world’s ass.

I don’t pretend to understand how or why and honestly, at this moment, I’m still in shock. I cannot believe the statistical bullet that she dodged. I can only imagine that she was put on this earth to do Big Things.

As for now, my daughter is no longer in Early Intervention. She’s still eligible, thanks to her diagnosis, but she no longer needs the evaluations, so I had her therapist close her case. She never actually needed any therapies.

So look out, world, Amelia’s here and she’s ready to kick your ass if you stand in her way. Sweet as pie until you fuck with her, that’s my daughter, and don’t you forget it.

My Mimi

Mullet

118 Comments to

“The Girl With Curls Like A Halo Kicks Ass”

  1. On January 20th, 2010 at 10:27 am Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] Says:

    DAMN! The awesome!

  2. On January 20th, 2010 at 10:30 am Kelly Says:

    She is clearly her mother’s daughter! Look at those eyelashes! Mimi, and Mea could have an eyelash war!

  3. On January 20th, 2010 at 10:32 am Julie Says:

    Strong genes you got there, Aint Bicky.

  4. On January 20th, 2010 at 10:33 am Andy Says:

    Way to go Amelia!!

  5. On January 20th, 2010 at 10:35 am Mr. Toy With Me Says:

    So very happy for you and your family Becky!

  6. On January 20th, 2010 at 10:36 am Jill Says:

    You go girl!!!

  7. On January 20th, 2010 at 10:54 am Busted Kate Says:

    Dude, I aspire to have an Evil Genius child. How can I acquire one? What did you eat when you were preggo?

  8. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:00 am Coco Says:

    I KNEW IT ALL ALONG. Go Mimi!

    May I be smug for a moment?

    *smug*

    Thank you.

  9. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:02 am Elly Lou Says:

    Aw yea! Ass slaps and David Lee Roth kicks all around!

  10. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:03 am Molly Says:

    Kick some ass, sweet baby girl! Your mamma (and your mamma’s friends) are counting on you!

    Congrats on all of this. It gives me happy goosebumps to hear news so full of The Awesome.

  11. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:05 am Bill Todd Says:

    This makes me smile. Her mind may be the mind of an evil genius, but that face can only bring good to the world. As a father to two amazing young women, we all celebrate with you.

    *returns to lurking*

  12. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:07 am Kori Says:

    Brains, balls, and beauty-a formidable combination. Well done!

  13. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:10 am Chibi Jeebs Says:

    This makes me all wibbly. *sniffles*

    “Sweet as pie until you fuck with her…”
    Sounds just like her amazing mama. <3

  14. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:12 am V Says:

    Wooo! Way to go, champ!

  15. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:12 am carissajaded Says:

    I’m so proud of you and your daughter!! And she is just adorable too. Looks and smarts. She’s got it all!!

  16. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:16 am Vinomom Says:

    I will know where she came from when the news bulletin breaks: Amelia Kicks The World’s Ass !!!

  17. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:16 am DG at diaryofamadbathroom\ Says:

    Amazing. Amelia.

  18. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:19 am Sabreena Says:

    Amelia is fucking awsome! Maybe she can marry one of my boys and he can assist her with her rein. My youngest is pretty damn evil so he may be best suited for the job.
    Seriously though, I am very happy for you and your fam.

  19. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:20 am C @ Kid Things Says:

    Kids are resilient, inspiring little buggers. Go Amelia!

  20. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:24 am Patty Punker Says:

    case closed. put that in your pipe and smoke it, bitches. fantastic news.

  21. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:28 am Anjali Says:

    So fantastic! Go Amelia!

  22. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:29 am Kacey Says:

    Thats SO awesome! Way to go Amelia!!

  23. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:31 am Working Mommy Says:

    What a fabulous set of findings!! She is such a cutie!

    ~WM

  24. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:33 am Kristin Says:

    Go Amelia Go!!! She and Gabe can join up to rule the world.

  25. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:36 am Doc Says:

    Can I get a W00T ??

    (great news)

  26. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:44 am My Reality Says:

    Wonderful news!

  27. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:46 am Mrs Soup Says:

    Fuck yeah, my daughter is awesome!!!

  28. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:46 am alwaysawkward Says:

    Wow! Smart girl! Nothing’s going to hold her down. 🙂

  29. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:54 am Melissa Says:

    *Doing the Chicken Dance* <<Its a fun dance!

  30. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:55 am Chris in Phx Says:

    awesome! I love the first pic of her…clearly the evil wheels are turning already. Bwahahahahah

  31. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:55 am gaylin Says:

    Impressive!
    Mimi ROCKS
    we bow in her general direction

  32. On January 20th, 2010 at 11:59 am Cara Says:

    Great news.

    And she has already done big things for so many out there.

    She is destined to do bigger things…so watch out world!

  33. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:01 pm Zak Says:

    I love her.

    She’s fierce just like her momma.

  34. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:03 pm KeepingYouAwake Says:

    If only you’d had your miss 7 months earlier, she could have had chess battles with mine… They’d likely just try to eat the pieces, but it’d look super cute.

    It would also display their world-dominating plans at work, as they masticate the proletariat, with no regard to their royalty.

  35. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:05 pm Quiet Dreams Says:

    Yay Amelia! She’s my superhero.

  36. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:09 pm Sunday Stilwell Says:

    You go girl! Show that therapist who’s boss.

  37. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:10 pm leanne Says:

    What a wonderful feeling — for someone else to confirm that she is as awesome as you think she is.

    And love those curls!

  38. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:12 pm MoranChick Says:

    OMG, look at her EYELASHES! What a beauty!

    This is fantastic news–I’m so happy for you and your family! You go, Mimi! Keep kicking the world’s ass!

  39. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:14 pm Jayme Says:

    Wonderful news- she must take after her mother.

  40. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:22 pm Rebecca Says:

    You go girl!! I bet you’re so excited and proud and beaming with excitement!!! Congratulations on doing such a good job with your daughter!!!

  41. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:22 pm monique Says:

    Amelia is ADORABLE!!

  42. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:24 pm mepsipax Says:

    That is awesome. I have a little evil genius day care if you are interested.

  43. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:28 pm Ms. Moon Says:

    Gorgeous and smart.
    Yep. Teenagehood is gonna be a big ol’ pile of fun.

  44. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:33 pm Laura Says:

    That is just the best news! What a great day for all of you!

    So in, like, 10 years, you will be gushing over her straight A’s and you will be telling her, her story for the 457th time and she will be all, “Ohhhh Mother!”

  45. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:46 pm Roshni Says:

    That;s wonderful news and I’m sure, a huge relief to you all! Take some more cute pics and post please!!

  46. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:47 pm Elizabeth Ann Says:

    Oh hells yes! Thats like the best birthday present ever, totally better than socks. Way to go Amelia and Becky, we knew you could do it! Now go take over the world Pinky & the Brain style.

  47. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:49 pm linlah Says:

    Amelia, kicking ass and taking names.

  48. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:50 pm Melanie @ The Blogging Mum Says:

    I AM SO PROUD OF HER! and happy for you!!!

  49. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:51 pm amy d Says:

    Such great news Bex! I can’t even imagine the heavy burden that has been lifted by that amazing evaluation!

  50. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:51 pm Mwa Says:

    Yoohoo! Go, Amelia, go!

  51. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:54 pm jen Says:

    That is FANTASTIC! I cannot wait to hear about big things!

  52. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:56 pm Paul Lundgren Says:

    Love it. That’s all.

  53. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:56 pm moonspun Says:

    Yea! and I LOVE that determined look at her face in the second photo! You go, Amelia!

  54. On January 20th, 2010 at 12:59 pm Jessica Says:

    Go, Amelia! AND she’s her mother’s daughter. Lookout world! Total rock star.

  55. On January 20th, 2010 at 1:07 pm amber Says:

    That’s fantastic. Fan-freaking-tastic. Congratulations? I’m not sure if that’s the right thing to say, but it certainly seems like an occasion worthy of a few balloons and a lot of fanfare.

  56. On January 20th, 2010 at 1:10 pm Angie Says:

    that is great! You are right she is here to do big things! Watch out world

  57. On January 20th, 2010 at 1:29 pm Kadye Says:

    That’s amazing! Way to go Amelia!

  58. On January 20th, 2010 at 1:30 pm Lisa Says:

    Tell us something that would surprise us – who didn’t know already that Mimi was PERFECT????????? Hooray for Mimi!

  59. On January 20th, 2010 at 1:37 pm Maria Says:

    Woo hoo!!! We know her genes are full of The Awesome!

  60. On January 20th, 2010 at 1:37 pm statia Says:

    After having a son teetering on the line of being on the spectrum, it’s such a relief to know that my daughter is typically developing. Granted, she did not have brain surgery, but I get how you feel on some level.

    Girl wanted to be born, and clearly has big plans. So glad!

  61. On January 20th, 2010 at 1:40 pm stacey@Havoc&Mayhem Says:

    That is the awesome! I look forward to the boys being her minions someday

  62. On January 20th, 2010 at 1:41 pm luna Says:

    major ass-kicker there. watch out world, mimi is on the loose!

  63. On January 20th, 2010 at 1:43 pm Brooke Says:

    That’s wonderful news! Congratulations, Amelia!! And congrats to you, Aunt Becky, for making it through a harrowing year.

  64. On January 20th, 2010 at 1:55 pm Shin Ae Says:

    Hooray for Amelia! And so happy for you. Also, I will remember never to cross her 🙂

  65. On January 20th, 2010 at 2:02 pm tiddlyompompom Says:

    Your daughter is quite clearly full of The Awesome. Now she needs to develop her evil genius laugh, something along the lines of: mwahah. mwahahahaha. Or something.

  66. On January 20th, 2010 at 2:41 pm a Says:

    Ha. She’s plotting to take over the world, and when she gets caught doing something she shouldn’t be doing, she’ll be all ‘But I had my brain coming out of my skull at birth – I can’t be held responsible!’ I see that look in her eye…

    She’s beautiful, and I’m glad that she’s right where she’s supposed to be.

  67. On January 20th, 2010 at 2:44 pm Sara @ Life With the Two Says:

    Oh how I love her!

    Love that you could “fire” the early intervention people already! Just proves that awesomeness is genetic!

  68. On January 20th, 2010 at 2:49 pm Jennifer B Says:

    *eyes brimming* Damn Mimi, you kick ass. You’re my hero. Oh, and your mom is the shiznit, just don’t forget that part. 🙂

  69. On January 20th, 2010 at 3:24 pm sarah Says:

    “Sweet & Petite” is just her disguise for badass.

  70. On January 20th, 2010 at 3:35 pm Leah H Says:

    Did you really expect any other result? She’s your spawn, after all.

    EXCELLENT JOB, MIMI!

  71. On January 20th, 2010 at 3:40 pm Mystern Says:

    and she’s going to do battle with my son, who also, is too smart for the world’s good. Eventually, the two of them will destroy the world in tandem, and rule over the ashes of civilization.

  72. On January 20th, 2010 at 3:41 pm Mikey D Says:

    She has already passed me, I’m 28 and my fine motor skills are that of a 10 month old.

  73. On January 20th, 2010 at 4:18 pm ScienceGeek Says:

    I can’t stop smiling. That’s brilliant, Becky! Give your wonderful little girl a big hug from me (then throw in a couple of hugs for your adorable boys – I’ve been looking for an excuse!).

  74. On January 20th, 2010 at 4:55 pm Angie the Anti-Theist Says:

    Congrats to you darling! Though I must admit Little Man’s early interventionists and speech therapists were like family to us for awhile, and I still greatly enjoy him attending public school years early for therapies (woohoo free daycare!)

    Seriously, I’m so glad she’s caught up!

  75. On January 20th, 2010 at 5:10 pm Dawn Says:

    I’m so pleased for you all! And what a cutie she is!

  76. On January 20th, 2010 at 6:03 pm Badass Geek Says:

    Rock. ON.

  77. On January 20th, 2010 at 6:05 pm Becca Says:

    Go Mimi!! I think you are right, Mimi will be ready to take on the world shortly! 🙂

  78. On January 20th, 2010 at 6:28 pm Claire Gregory Says:

    I am absolutely skipping with joy to see this 🙂

    Well done to all of you. She might not have had any actual therapies, but regardless of that it’s your skill as parents that has helped her developed so perfectly.

    We have our session in February- I’m hoping against hope for the same result.

  79. On January 20th, 2010 at 6:33 pm Alex Says:

    Rock on, Amelia!!! You should buy her one of those ridiculous world leader tshirts that crack me up. I’m considering buying one for my scrappy little 3 yr. old who was diagnosed with “failure to thrive” at 9 weeks, spent most of her first year in the hospital, and caused more worry for me than anything else in my life. She’s currently running around like a banshee in her superman costume. I LOVED telling our ECI therapists to go away when she was 13 months old. Happy day.

    You can see Sarah (aka “Scrappy”) at http://www.stealingfrenchfries.blogspot.com

  80. On January 20th, 2010 at 6:55 pm Mommy on the Spot Says:

    That is such great news! Isn’t it one of the best feelings to have someone say, “Case closed.”? I still get chills when my daughter’s neurologist said, “You are discharged from my care.”

    Way to go, Aunt Becky and her little Mini Me!

  81. On January 20th, 2010 at 7:26 pm Bluebird Says:

    OH HOLY WOW! How very exciting! I am so happy for all of you. Kick some major world butt, sweet girl.

  82. On January 20th, 2010 at 7:43 pm foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) Says:

    She is so beautiful, and this news is so wonderful. Seriously, I’d let her kick my ass today if she wanted to.

  83. On January 20th, 2010 at 7:56 pm Tara Says:

    That’s great! I’m so happy for you!

  84. On January 20th, 2010 at 8:14 pm carrie ouimet Says:

    awesome news!

  85. On January 20th, 2010 at 8:54 pm existentialwaitress Says:

    That is AWESOME news! I can imagine how over-joyed you must feel right now. Congrats to you, your family, and your Evil Genius – I definitely see potential for Evil Genius Greatness in the photos.

  86. On January 20th, 2010 at 9:12 pm phd in yogurtry Says:

    With those luciously long eyelashes, was there any doubt?!

    P.S. Hooray for your most excellent news!

  87. On January 20th, 2010 at 9:24 pm Karie Says:

    FABULOUS! So good to see when our kids excel beyond our expectations. Congrats!

  88. On January 20th, 2010 at 10:04 pm Kelley @ Magnetoboldtoo Says:

    tears of joy for you babe.

    But if you tell ANYONE that I said anything but something smartarsed I will kick your arse. And get my Damn Emos to come and teach your baby girl a few things that will turn your pubic hair grey. Comprende?

  89. On January 20th, 2010 at 10:18 pm Mad Woman Says:

    WOOT! And an even bigger Woot!!! So happy for you!

  90. On January 21st, 2010 at 1:05 am baseballmom Says:

    MIMI ROCKS!!!

  91. On January 21st, 2010 at 4:21 am anne Says:

    So so happy! I am sure that having an awesome and caring mother was a plus. Go Amelia!

  92. On January 21st, 2010 at 6:42 am SciFi Dad Says:

    That is SUCH great news, Becky! I am so happy for you and Amelia.

  93. On January 21st, 2010 at 8:18 am Amanda Says:

    Those curls are going to take the US… scratch that…. the world by storm. (Insert evil chuckle here.)

  94. On January 21st, 2010 at 8:38 am Jenn Says:

    Yay!

  95. On January 21st, 2010 at 9:21 am g$ Says:

    YAY Amelia!!!

  96. On January 21st, 2010 at 9:37 am GingerB Says:

    Becks! You fantastic mama, you! See, you did think of the children! Well done, wee Mimi. Well done!

  97. On January 21st, 2010 at 9:38 am Kate Says:

    Mimi is awesome!!! I’m SO happy hearing how well she’s doing ~ it’s about time SOMEONE dodged that damn statistical bullet! I’m glad it’s your girl!

    P.S. Please check out my blog. (You told me to remind you, so here I am, reminding!)

  98. On January 21st, 2010 at 11:07 am Christina (Apron Strings) Says:

    Why should this surprise anyone? : )

  99. On January 21st, 2010 at 11:11 am MommyNamedApril Says:

    *fantastic*

  100. On January 21st, 2010 at 11:16 am Erin Says:

    Go Mimi, go mimi!! This is great news, thanks for shining your light for us Amelia 😉

  101. On January 21st, 2010 at 12:07 pm CLC Says:

    Go Amelia, you cutie. Can Denis have your number?

  102. On January 21st, 2010 at 12:25 pm kys Says:

    That’s the best thing I’ve read all day!

    Smooches to both of you!

  103. On January 21st, 2010 at 6:05 pm Fizzle Says:

    Beautiful, and smart to boot. She’s gonna be a heartbreaker.

  104. On January 21st, 2010 at 8:09 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    She’s going to stomp on hearts with her combat boots, I think.

  105. On January 21st, 2010 at 9:19 pm mumma boo Says:

    Way to go, Mimi! Now give me those cheeks! *nom, nom, nom*

  106. On January 21st, 2010 at 9:40 pm Dora Says:

    Rock on, Amelia!

  107. On January 22nd, 2010 at 8:54 am Kristine Says:

    She’s awesome!

  108. On January 22nd, 2010 at 10:23 am Minnie Says:

    Totally awesome news, though I’m not the least bit shocked.

  109. On January 22nd, 2010 at 7:45 pm MamaCas Says:

    Yay! So glad to hear that all is well! She is absolutely gorgeous.

  110. On January 22nd, 2010 at 10:24 pm Jen Says:

    I’m so very happy for you! There’s got to be no better news you’ll ever hear than this. Soak it in!

  111. On January 23rd, 2010 at 12:19 pm Sue Says:

    Well, duh. Of *course* she’s brilliant!

    I love the curls, but those eyelashes… wowee! Just gorgeous, too!

  112. On January 23rd, 2010 at 12:20 pm Sarah @ Spilled Sweet Tea Says:

    Wow! Hooray Amelia! *hugs* to y’all for the awesome news!

  113. On January 24th, 2010 at 3:27 pm Betty M Says:

    Great news. Go Amelia!

  114. On January 24th, 2010 at 10:42 pm Wendy at Mama Act Says:

    Girls with curls all kick ass. Just let me know when she needs product. She’s damned lucky. In 1985 there was no product and we just had to suffer through the tenors in Chamber choir all calling us “Brillo Pad” and throwing stuff into our hair to see if it would really stay there until the bell rang. Sorry I’ve been gone for so long, Aunt Becky. Your curly haired gal’s doing us proud. xoxo

  115. On January 25th, 2010 at 12:59 pm magpie Says:

    Go, evil genius!!! She’s wonderful. Well, so are you, so she would have to be wonderful.

  116. On January 25th, 2010 at 4:24 pm Sarah Says:

    That’s fantastic!

  117. On January 26th, 2010 at 11:47 am Kendra Says:

    Congratulations! Yes, someday you will be amazed that anyone ever thought she was delayed–when you are preoccupied with trying to delay her growing up by just a little bit.

  118. On February 27th, 2010 at 1:48 pm John's Mom Says:

    Yay, Amelia! Congratulations on your beautiful, healthy angel girl!! She is gonna end up more beautiful and smarter than all of her peers, mark my words!

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