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April5

Aunt Becky got a BRAND new toy.

Apparently, she was a very, very good girl.

Well, that or The Daver wanted a new toy to play with. TOO BAD HE’S GOING TO HAVE TO PRY MY COLD DEAD HAND OFF OF IT FIRST! Muahahahahaha!

Wanna see? Sorry, y’all. You’re going to see anyway.

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Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to dry hump an MY iMac. Oh, how I missed my Mac…

posted under You Are SO Boring
9 Comments to

“That’s Right, Bitches…”

  1. On April 5th, 2008 at 11:41 pm b Says:

    Hmm, your new pute is making my new Wii look like a slinky or something. : ) I love new toys!

  2. On April 5th, 2008 at 11:48 pm LaskiGal Says:

    Jealous. So jealous . . . It was my b-day today and all I got was some Crazy Bread (still yummy) and a frozen cherry Slurpee (yummy–too!). But so NOT as good as what you got!

    Congrats on your new toy!

    so jealous . . .

  3. On April 6th, 2008 at 1:18 am baseballmom Says:

    Oooooohhh, Shiiiiinyyyy!

  4. On April 6th, 2008 at 8:09 am Heather Says:

    YAY! Congrats on your fantastic new toy!

  5. On April 6th, 2008 at 9:47 am Heather Says:

    I’m sure we’ll be reading lots more exciting news from the world of Beck now that you have that fancy tool at your fingertips! 🙂

  6. On April 6th, 2008 at 4:10 pm LAS Says:

    Just catching up reading…I LOVE my Mac!!!

  7. On April 6th, 2008 at 5:46 pm Ames Says:

    Congrats! I hope you thoroughly enjoy it. I <3 my Mac!!

  8. On April 6th, 2008 at 6:51 pm Dr. Grumbles Says:

    I am jealous!

  9. On April 7th, 2008 at 8:52 am Pauline Says:

    Hey! That’s the same Mac we have! It’s AWESOME!

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