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Post-Op

November3

Just a quick note to let you know that Aunt Becky is recovering well with her Painkiller Button Of Goodness.

To all who have pestered me for status updates, tweeted your well wishes, IM’ed, texted, or just thought of Becky while she went under the knife: THANK YOU. You guys go to eleven.

I know that Guilty Squid is preparing a guest post for the Internets but there seems to have been some sort of delay…so until then, or until they take away the Happy Button and send Becky back home to her crazy chilluns, I’m off to…uh…do whatever it is I do when, uh…Becky’s not around.

This is so weird.

35 Comments to

“Post-Op”

  1. On November 3rd, 2010 at 7:49 pm Leslie Says:

    Woohoo for buttons of goodness.Hurry up and get crackin on the good stuff…we miss you already!

  2. On November 3rd, 2010 at 7:53 pm Nicole Says:

    Speedy recovery wishes to you!!! You’ll be back to ass kicking and world domination in no time! Love Ya!

  3. On November 3rd, 2010 at 7:55 pm Erika Says:

    YAY! Great news!!! I am happy she is well and is having fun with her button 🙂

  4. On November 3rd, 2010 at 7:58 pm Lauren Says:

    Awesome! I have my fingers crossed for her but she doesn’t need it, coz she’ll be kicking arse and groggily taking names within the hour.
    Yay for happy buttons and health!

  5. On November 3rd, 2010 at 8:01 pm Melissa the Librarian Says:

    I hope you get to feeling awesome soon 🙂

  6. On November 3rd, 2010 at 8:04 pm Melissa the Librarian Says:

    And hang in there the Daver, she’ll be home and back to her kick ass self soon.

  7. On November 3rd, 2010 at 8:04 pm Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] Says:

    The Beckster rules drugs!

  8. On November 3rd, 2010 at 8:15 pm jana Says:

    I bet that bitch is owning that hospital. Those nurses are going to be so glad to see her leave! Keep it sane at home, Dave! You rock! Maybe you can put a bedazzled morphine pump on her Christmas list.

  9. On November 3rd, 2010 at 8:19 pm Jersey Girl Gets Real Says:

    Best wishes to A.B. for speedy recovery from Jersey! Let me know if you need a guestpost…I’ll do it!!!

  10. On November 3rd, 2010 at 8:19 pm Anna Marie Says:

    Hope my Aunt Becky feels better soon!

  11. On November 3rd, 2010 at 8:25 pm a Says:

    Glad to hear that things went well. Hope the recovery is quick and not very painful.

    Good luck, the Daver…you’ll need it!

  12. On November 3rd, 2010 at 8:30 pm Maria Says:

    I was just thinking today that I needed to make sure she was still alive and happily hopped up on drugs!

  13. On November 3rd, 2010 at 8:31 pm TheBeerLady Says:

    Great news! Sending glittery & sparkly hugs to all of you! 🙂

  14. On November 3rd, 2010 at 8:33 pm mumma boo Says:

    Yay! Glad to hear it went well and that she’s happily self-medicating. Best wishes for rapid, pain-free recovery!

  15. On November 3rd, 2010 at 8:36 pm Leslee Says:

    YAY! Glad to hear you’re pulling through and get to play with the button o’ happygoodfun. 😀

  16. On November 3rd, 2010 at 8:42 pm Susan Says:

    I heart you Aunt Becky. And I fucking hate your roommate.

  17. On November 3rd, 2010 at 9:03 pm andygirl Says:

    get well soon, Aunt Becky!

  18. On November 3rd, 2010 at 9:11 pm Suniverse Says:

    Yay for Buttons of Mediciney Goodness! Double YAY for a healthy Aunt Becky!!

  19. On November 3rd, 2010 at 9:14 pm Losing Brownies Says:

    I want a button of painkilling goodness… if you smuggle one out, let me know!

    -am glad to hear you are doing well though!

  20. On November 3rd, 2010 at 9:22 pm lis Says:

    glad to hear that you came through okay and didn’t die! i always worry about dying before every operation even the tiny ones. anyway i hope you heal up quick and they don’t take your button away yet. oh, and i hope nobody knocks into your catheter bag becuz that shit hurtz!
    xoxo
    lis

  21. On November 3rd, 2010 at 9:28 pm Becca Says:

    Glad you (she??) are feeling ok…hope the happy button keeps on working!! 🙂

  22. On November 3rd, 2010 at 9:28 pm Becca Says:

    Glad you (she??) are feeling ok…hope the happy button keeps on working!! 🙂

  23. On November 3rd, 2010 at 9:30 pm CycleNinja Says:

    Enjoy the cookies I sent, Dave. But do share the crumbs with Becky, please 🙂

  24. On November 3rd, 2010 at 9:47 pm Lily's Mom Says:

    Yay!! Keep hitting that button girl, because you know there aint one at home! Can’t wait to talk to you in your drug-induced state. Love you!

  25. On November 3rd, 2010 at 10:00 pm Linz Says:

    Sending lots of good juju and my secretish prezzie your way.

    Also, Daver, Becky is super lucky to have someone like you who will update her blog and keep her Tweeps posted. I want a dude like that someday 🙂

  26. On November 3rd, 2010 at 11:32 pm Emthe Says:

    Get well soon, Aunt “Flat Tummy” Becky! May you remain dunlapless* forever.

    *dunlap- When yer belly dun lapped over yer jeans.

  27. On November 4th, 2010 at 8:37 am Sam Says:

    Glad you made it through, Aunt Becky! I’m wishing you a speedy recovery (so you can enjoy those meds just a *little* more…haha)!

  28. On November 4th, 2010 at 9:23 am SharleneT Says:

    Love those Happy Buttons! Never a doubt that you’d come out of this in great shape… Looking forward to your sassiness, soon… {{{HUGS}}}

  29. On November 4th, 2010 at 9:49 am DeeDeeBee Says:

    Glad to hear it! Keep on the Button of Happiness. Waiting for your return. Rest up and feel better!

  30. On November 4th, 2010 at 12:49 pm leanne Says:

    She’s ALIVE! But seriously, sounds like things went pretty smoothly — thanks for tweeting through the day to keep us posted. And hooray drugs! See you all soon…

  31. On November 4th, 2010 at 3:58 pm katrina Says:

    Feel better soon Aunt Becky! Until then let the buttons of goodness rule!

  32. On November 4th, 2010 at 4:52 pm KaraB Says:

    Glad to hear Aunt Becky’s surgery went well! Keep the updates coming Daver!

  33. On November 4th, 2010 at 6:18 pm Kat Says:

    Thanks for the update, Daver!

  34. On November 5th, 2010 at 11:17 am Dot Says:

    I’m SO GLAD to hear that!

  35. On November 6th, 2010 at 10:12 pm Denise Says:

    Glad to hear it! Aunt Becky rocks!

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