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Must It Be? It Must Be.

February6

I stole this from Niobe, who stole it from here.

The goal? Six words, your life story.

Very famously started by Ernest Hemmingway while telling the saddest story ever written, “For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn.”

Your turn.

(I admit, I’m phoning it in today.)

38 Comments to

“Must It Be? It Must Be.”

  1. On February 6th, 2008 at 1:03 pm Calliope Says:

    She tried to do it all.

  2. On February 6th, 2008 at 1:06 pm niobe Says:

    Leave a message after the tone.

  3. On February 6th, 2008 at 1:16 pm Tony Says:

    Software Failure. Guru Meditation #00000004.0000AAC0

    (if anyone on this blog gets that without looking it up, ill be way amazed)

  4. On February 6th, 2008 at 1:19 pm niobe Says:

    Ooooo look! I see something shiny!!!!

    (this is fun)

  5. On February 6th, 2008 at 2:32 pm Kristen Says:

    That really is the saddest story ever written.
    My mind is to mushy to think of something original though.

  6. On February 6th, 2008 at 3:13 pm Kristin Says:

    I am all kinds of intrigued by the 6 word story, but have to call you out. If the title is your story…you only used 3 words.

  7. On February 6th, 2008 at 4:07 pm ewe_are_here Says:

    You can’t make this stuff up!

  8. On February 6th, 2008 at 5:05 pm Kristin Says:

    Maybe you are so awesome that you only need 3

  9. On February 6th, 2008 at 4:27 pm becky Says:

    Does it have to be six different words?

  10. On February 6th, 2008 at 4:29 pm becky Says:

    Fake it ’til I make it.

  11. On February 6th, 2008 at 5:36 pm Calliope Says:

    Enough wine was consumed that day.

  12. On February 6th, 2008 at 7:28 pm Jenn Says:

    There’s an entire group on Flickr.com dedicated to that idea (the 6 word story thing). Who can beat Hemingway though, really? Not me.

  13. On February 6th, 2008 at 10:03 pm honeywine Says:

    Nope, not gonna touch that one with a ten foot pole. I got depressed just thinking about the idea of my life in 6 words.

  14. On February 6th, 2008 at 9:14 pm Amy Says:

    She hides behind a painted smile

  15. On February 6th, 2008 at 10:24 pm Redneck Mommy Says:

    Of course I know it all.

  16. On February 6th, 2008 at 10:25 pm Redneck Mommy Says:

    I’m not sarcastic, I’m being funny.

    I could do this all day.

    Lol.

  17. On February 6th, 2008 at 10:49 pm becky Says:

    Not just stupid, but obnoxious too.

  18. On February 6th, 2008 at 10:54 pm becky Says:

    Kids make me dumber, she laughed.

  19. On February 7th, 2008 at 12:37 am Lindz Says:

    Lived.Loved.Laughed.Not.Happy.After.

  20. On February 7th, 2008 at 8:56 am Amy Says:

    A miracle changed my life forever

    Wow…this is alot easier than I thought it was going to be. I’ve come up with quite a few

  21. On February 7th, 2008 at 10:50 am Michelle Says:

    I could only think of an 8 word phrase, but it really sums up my life-Thanks to Garth Brooks!

    Some of Gods greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.

  22. On February 7th, 2008 at 2:27 pm Jessi Louise Says:

    coffee cup found in the woods

  23. On February 7th, 2008 at 3:49 pm SaraS-P Says:

    New Orleans woman found naked, disoriented

  24. On February 7th, 2008 at 4:09 pm Kim Says:

    I’m just THAT danm lucky!

  25. On February 7th, 2008 at 4:10 pm Kim Says:

    and…………

    do I really HAVE to….NOW?

  26. On February 7th, 2008 at 4:10 pm Kim Says:

    aunt becky, you come up with the best ones,
    this could be addictive

  27. On February 7th, 2008 at 4:31 pm Chris Says:

    Smarter and angrier than I look.

  28. On February 7th, 2008 at 4:32 pm Chris Says:

    A size 2 under these rolls.

  29. On February 7th, 2008 at 3:43 pm becky Says:

    Writers Block sucks a fat one.

  30. On February 7th, 2008 at 3:44 pm becky Says:

    Is honesty really the best policy?

  31. On February 7th, 2008 at 8:29 pm shay Says:

    No strong black coffee? Speak carefully!

    ……cool idea!…..And I think they can be the same words lol. KRISTEN!

  32. On February 7th, 2008 at 11:03 pm TheRamblingHousewife Says:

    I was born a size 12.

  33. On February 7th, 2008 at 10:08 pm christy Says:

    They asked SO much of her.

  34. On February 7th, 2008 at 11:10 pm Heather Says:

    Don’t make me come over there.

  35. On February 7th, 2008 at 11:23 pm Redneck Mommy Says:

    Live everyday like it’s your last.

  36. On February 8th, 2008 at 8:47 am Kim Says:

    no, we cannot eat our young

  37. On February 8th, 2008 at 2:45 pm Kirsten Says:

    What the heck was she thinking?

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