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In Which I Shame Everyone Who Knows Me

January4

I’m off to L/D to have professional people tell me that I’m peeing on myself. Can my life get any more glamorous?

posted under It's Becky, Bitch
15 Comments to

“In Which I Shame Everyone Who Knows Me”

  1. On January 4th, 2009 at 4:41 pm LilSass Says:

    Wait! Whoa! In labor? For reals??????

  2. On January 4th, 2009 at 4:44 pm kalakly Says:

    Dude, seriously? Please keep posting. I’ll be waiting.
    xxoo

    P.S. If you need me…you know…call me.

  3. On January 4th, 2009 at 4:54 pm Rachel Says:

    I will expect posts between contractions, haha.

  4. On January 4th, 2009 at 5:07 pm Ginger Magnolia Says:

    OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! That’s all I have to say.

    Oh yeah, bear down, do your breathing, yell all the swear words you want, and don’t be afraid to take drugs if you need them!

  5. On January 4th, 2009 at 5:14 pm Ames Says:

    OMG!!!! Keep us posted! I’ll be waiting imptatiently for updates! 🙂

  6. On January 4th, 2009 at 5:16 pm Danielle Says:

    WOOOHOOO!!! Unless you are in fact peeing on yourself, then I mean “awww it’s ok it happened to me IN the grocery store!
    Good luck!!!!

  7. On January 4th, 2009 at 5:16 pm Ms. Moon Says:

    What is going on? Please, dear, give us a clue when you can. Am thinking of you and sending good mama-energy.

  8. On January 4th, 2009 at 5:19 pm tonya cinnamon Says:

    if its not for reals.. lol be sure to ask for your free lollipop 😀
    hey at least you get a free treat out of it 😉
    hugs!!

  9. On January 4th, 2009 at 5:27 pm Sillycakes Says:

    Good luck, honey!!

  10. On January 4th, 2009 at 5:31 pm tash Says:

    You know what they say: if it looks like pee, smells like pee, just don’t step in it. Or something. Not sure what the equivalent is with amniotic fluid. Where was I going with this? Oh right: EEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!

  11. On January 4th, 2009 at 5:41 pm Heather P. Says:

    Just prayed for you to have a safe and easy delivery, with a healthy baby girl when it’s over.
    Keep us posted!

  12. On January 4th, 2009 at 6:02 pm a Says:

    Here’s hoping it’s not pee!

  13. On January 4th, 2009 at 7:07 pm Betts Says:

    OMG, breathe, relax, swear… do whatever it takes to get her out! I’m so excited. I hope it’s for real.

  14. On January 5th, 2009 at 9:30 am Susan Says:

    Uh, your life is better than the professionals whose job it is to tell you you’re peeing yourself. Take care and keep us posted!

  15. On January 5th, 2009 at 3:23 pm Lola Says:

    Since I already know that you peed your pants, I’ll forego the “It’s A Girl” balloons I would have sent to your hospital room. Next time, though, they’ll be there.

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