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Houston, We Have Liftoff!

June11

In an epic battle of Alex vs. The Lazy, Alex is the true victor at long last!

He took his first steps today, and I’m insanely excited. He’s going to be a walking machine in no time.

35 Comments to

“Houston, We Have Liftoff!”

  1. On June 11th, 2008 at 5:09 pm ewe_are_here Says:

    Woo hoo! Go Alex!

  2. On June 11th, 2008 at 5:11 pm kc Says:

    Nice! He will be “Big Pimpin'” in no time.

  3. On June 11th, 2008 at 5:13 pm Ames Says:

    Awe… I’m so proud! Congrats to you and to the little guy 🙂

  4. On June 11th, 2008 at 5:24 pm heather Says:

    Al-ex, Al-ex, Al-ex!!! What a little star.

  5. On June 11th, 2008 at 5:52 pm SciFi Dad Says:

    Now he can finally free himself from your tyranny (and probably outrun you, given your condition).

    Run, Alex, run!

  6. On June 11th, 2008 at 5:56 pm abandoning eden Says:

    ooh exciting!

  7. On June 11th, 2008 at 7:45 pm Mumma Boo Says:

    Way to go, Alex! Now teach him where the snacks and bevvies are kept and you’ve got your own personal waitstaff. Best thing is, he’s too young to ask for tips!

  8. On June 11th, 2008 at 7:54 pm mandy Says:

    Drew too, at 15 months he finally decided he could walk!

    GO alex. He totally will outrun you-how funny.

  9. On June 11th, 2008 at 8:17 pm Jenn Says:

    Woo hoo Alex! You know, I think he was just waiting for a time when you wouldn’t be able to chase him so well, haha.

  10. On June 11th, 2008 at 9:06 pm honeywine Says:

    Aaawww…where da pics?

  11. On June 11th, 2008 at 9:46 pm Heather Says:

    Send him to ME so he can teach my lazy Beans! Score, Alex!

  12. On June 11th, 2008 at 10:18 pm Marly Says:

    Go Alex! Go get mommy a drink! 😉

  13. On June 11th, 2008 at 10:21 pm Kristen Says:

    Perfect timing, Mommy is laid up and can’t chase him, so off he goes!
    Very exciting, yay Alex!

  14. On June 11th, 2008 at 10:28 pm lindz Says:

    he just trying to run from your whining!! lol.

  15. On June 11th, 2008 at 10:34 pm pamajama Says:

    Is that happiness I hear? Yes, I think it is!

    A life changing moment, for sure. For Becky! AHAHAHA!

    I am such a lazy mom. Toddlers freak me out. If you quickly wrap his little ankles together with a dishtowel he might just forget the experience.

    Or else just throw away all the wood in your house. Oh, the glass, too. Any collectibles. The tables. Take all the knobs off of the stove. Put your mattresses directly on the floor and get rid of the frames. Put locks on the tops of all your doors.

    I’m sure I’ve forgotten something.

  16. On June 11th, 2008 at 10:34 pm pamajama Says:

    Oh now I remember — Congratulations!

  17. On June 11th, 2008 at 10:40 pm Sara Says:

    Doing the happy dance here! Now you can teach him to fetch you stuff!!!

  18. On June 11th, 2008 at 10:49 pm Painted Maypole Says:

    now think of all the calories you’ll burn chasing him around!

  19. On June 11th, 2008 at 11:24 pm Marie Says:

    Oh yeah!! Hurry hide the breakables.

  20. On June 11th, 2008 at 11:44 pm Pepper Says:

    I bet he’s gonna be a track star! Congrats and thanks for the visit to my blog.

  21. On June 11th, 2008 at 11:44 pm chris Says:

    Hey Aunt Becky,

    Maybe you can teach him how to do the Macarena or the Electric slide and post the video…

  22. On June 11th, 2008 at 11:46 pm b Says:

    I love it when my city’s name is used for cool shit. Go Alex! If you bring him to Houston, I’ll take you guys to NASA! : )

  23. On June 12th, 2008 at 12:49 am Ann Says:

    gooooooooooo ALEX!!!!!! Ha. I second the git mommy a drink.

  24. On June 12th, 2008 at 7:57 am Amy Says:

    Woohoo! Way to go Alex…now go run down your Mommy before she gets away! Oh, wait, she can’t run right now so you are safe!

  25. On June 12th, 2008 at 8:29 am A Soldier's Girl Says:

    Go Alex!!! Alex is da man 🙂

    How are you feeling lately? Has the ms subsided any?

  26. On June 12th, 2008 at 8:36 am Karen Says:

    WTG Alex. Um….don’t they it say it take 12 months to learn to walk and 12 seconds to lear to run. I think you are in for a load of chasing the little man around the house.

  27. On June 12th, 2008 at 9:25 am Heather Says:

    YEAH for Alex!!!

  28. On June 12th, 2008 at 9:32 am Don Mills Diva Says:

    Get your running shoes on!

    Yay Alex!

  29. On June 12th, 2008 at 9:37 am Lola Says:

    Ahhh, I remember those days fondly. I was so excited for him to say his first word and to take his first steps. He never crawled, just started walking. Then I remember wanting him to shut up and sit the hell down!

    You go, Alex!! Mama can’t catch you.

  30. On June 12th, 2008 at 10:48 am Kristine Says:

    Yea! I was so relieved when Landon started walking because I just knew I wouldn’t have to carry him as much anymore. That didn’t exactly materialize for a while, but hey! It’s the first step.

  31. On June 12th, 2008 at 12:22 pm PiquantMolly Says:

    I toasted his success over a martini called The Casablanca — red wine, creme de cassis, and champagne.

    Well done, little boy!

  32. On June 12th, 2008 at 4:01 pm MsPrufrock Says:

    What does his penis have to say about this development?

    Also, yay Alex!

  33. On June 12th, 2008 at 5:31 pm Jerseygirl89 Says:

    Congratulations, Alex! How exciting.

  34. On June 12th, 2008 at 7:54 pm Rebecca Says:

    Yay for Alex!

  35. On June 13th, 2008 at 3:30 pm Dr. Grumbles Says:

    Yay Alex!

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