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Cinnamon Girl

December27

My parents were hippies. You know this. I know this. The guy down the block prolly knows it to, but I’m not asking him because HELLO AWKWARD.

That explanation alone probably explains why they would give me a concoction called, “Coffee, milk, sugar,” starting at age two. I delighted in this drink. I remember sitting at the table, feeling ever-so-grown-up drinking coffee out of a coffee mug JUST LIKE THE OLD PEOPLE DID.

I don’t recall spazzing out and running around like an asshole afterward, but it’s possible.

For Ben’s first Christmas in this house, which had to be (scratches head)(counts on fingers)(stares at wall)(guesses), pushing five, six years ago, I lovingly selected a very tiny coffee mug for him. It was a cheap old thing, but it was so wee and so darling and so motherfucking adorable that I nearly ovulated all over the chick next to me at Crate and Barrel.

I’m not sure what exactly I was thinking he’d do with it. My son, while he is many things, is not an adventurous sort. Milk makes him weep, he doesn’t understand the concept of hot chocolate (until his siblings pointed out how rad it is, I might add). He’s a water-on-the-rocks kinda kid. I respect that.

My daughter, on the other hand, is extremely adventurous.

She also has an obsession with coffee. Normally, she’ll pop up next to me as I’m slurping down the sweet, sweet nectar of the gods, and very coyly ask to dip her binkie in the coffee. If Daver’s not around to bitch at me, I let her. Why the fuck not?* You’re only two once. And coffee? Well, coffee is FOREVER.

A couple of days ago, I realized the downfall to letting her dip-dip her binkie in my coffee is this: she’s infecting me with plague. (I wouldn’t put it past her to dip her binkie in my coffee for that very purpose.)

So I dragged out that wee, adorable cuppy that I’d bought for Ben so many years ago. I ovulated all over the kitchen as I put a splash of coffee, a heaping amount of sugar, and a liberal amount of milk into it.

“There,” I said. “Mimi’s coffee.”

I’ve never seen her grin so largely.

And proving once again that she is, in fact, my daughter, she downed that motherfucker.

Then asked for seconds.

Atta girl, Mimi.

*not actually asking WHY NOT? I’m sure it’s not fabulous for her and frankly? I’m not too worried about a teaspoon of coffee.

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  1. On December 27th, 2011 at 11:04 am Kimmy Says:

    I tried giving my son his own ‘coffee’ to keep him out of my cup. Didn’t work. Turns out what he wants isn’t the coffee, its Mommy’s cup. We got him one of those liquid and glitter loaded tumblers for dinner time and now he does leave mine alone. Mostly.

  2. On December 27th, 2011 at 11:25 am Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Kids are so weird!

  3. On December 27th, 2011 at 11:06 am No Good Says:

    “You’re only 2 once.” EXACTLY! Can hardly wait for her first order at Starbucks.

  4. On December 27th, 2011 at 12:43 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Hers will probably be snobbier than mine. I can’t wait.

  5. On December 27th, 2011 at 11:13 am Tracy Says:

    I love that you do this stuff. Because then I know I’m not the only one. Happy coffee!!

  6. On December 27th, 2011 at 12:43 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Hey, you gotta own it sometimes! And the kid? She LOVES it.

  7. On December 27th, 2011 at 3:28 pm Heather P Says:

    I KNOW me too!! Both my kiddoes drink coffee.

  8. On December 27th, 2011 at 11:15 am Jeans Y Says:

    It’s just a matter of time until she finds the chocolate covered espresso beans! Woohoo!

  9. On December 27th, 2011 at 12:43 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    *drools* Those are my favorite.

  10. On December 27th, 2011 at 11:24 am AngieM. Says:

    awesome!!

  11. On December 27th, 2011 at 12:44 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Isn’t she a riot?

  12. On December 27th, 2011 at 11:26 am Meg N Says:

    Babe-O…it is totally fabulous for her and she will always have that special thing with you. My “Briggity Butt” had her own mug too which was also from Crate and Barrel ( LOVE THOSE PEEPS) and she still uses it from time to time even though she can now manage a regular size cup. She wants to save it for her kid (Help me…she is only 9).

    My hubby adds a little Ovaltine mix in it and it is like chocolate malted coffee…I would use caution. That is a rogue Y chromosome talking there and we already know what happens with that. Enjoy your “Coffee Talk” lol!

  13. On December 27th, 2011 at 1:12 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    That is SO rad. Sounds delicious to me.

    Also: I’m holding you. If I have to hear about my kid wanting a kid? I’ll weep.

  14. On December 27th, 2011 at 11:31 am Grace Says:

    Bonding moments with your kids is such a great thing! We have a comfort food in my family that my daughter has never really enjoyed. It’s a special kind of pudding. As soon as my son was eating solids, I made him some, and I’m thrilled to say he enjoys it as much as I do! My mom is so proud that another generation of our family loves it as much as she and I always did.

  15. On December 27th, 2011 at 1:13 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    There’s something so neat about our kids enjoying stuffs we enjoy too. SO awesome.

  16. On December 27th, 2011 at 11:37 am Caroline Says:

    I love having coffee time with my Kiddo! And coffee is a generational thing in my family. I remember drinking Cafe con Leche as a child, while my mom was given it in her baby bottle. How’s that for awesome parenting?

  17. On December 27th, 2011 at 1:14 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Your mom is my hero.

  18. On December 27th, 2011 at 12:26 pm Triplezmom Says:

    I don’t drink coffee and my kids have never had it. But don’t worry, they all sneak sips of my Big Gulps of diet Pepsi when they think I’m not looking.

  19. On December 27th, 2011 at 2:00 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    My kids love Diet Coke, too! We’re like twins!

  20. On December 27th, 2011 at 12:35 pm stacey@Havoc&Mayhem Says:

    My oldest (9) gets to have a mug of coffee with me every Sunday morning. I drink decaf due to rampant insomnia so it’s not like the coffee is going to hype him up. He drinks it with milk & Nesquick.

  21. On December 27th, 2011 at 2:00 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Okay, I just died of the cuteness.

  22. On December 27th, 2011 at 12:58 pm Ewokmama Says:

    I drank coffee from a young age, too. I used to crawl around on the floor to grab my dad’s coffee that he had set down next to his chair and sneak drinks of it.

    I only recently let Jack try a bit of my pumpkin spice latte. He liked it! But I tend to give him what we call “kid coffee” which is just hot chocolate. I figure I don’t need to encourage him to have my same obsession – it will likely get there anyway. 🙂

  23. On December 27th, 2011 at 2:00 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    I think it’s all genetic. Seriously.

  24. On December 27th, 2011 at 12:59 pm Kel Says:

    That’s Awesome! My 4 yo drinks coffee, too. She use her princess china. She’s going to need therapy anyways, so I don’t think the coffee is killing her.

  25. On December 27th, 2011 at 2:01 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Exactly. We’re all fucking up our kids. It’s what we parents do!

  26. On December 27th, 2011 at 1:28 pm Nikki Says:

    She is amazing!! Lily always wants to drink my tea but I don’t let her. I have been waiting for some snow to introduce her to cocoa and marshmallows! All in time!

  27. On December 27th, 2011 at 2:01 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Oh, I cannot wait to see pictures of Mimi’s sister Lily!

  28. On December 27th, 2011 at 2:30 pm Mrs. One Day Says:

    I remember drinking the hell outta some ‘Coffee Milk’ as a tot, which is basically what you described. I don’t have any little ones of my own but my nieces and nephews guzzle the shit like liquid cocaine. Can’t say as I blame them either. Come to think of it…I think I’ll make myself a cup. Thanks for putting the thought in my head, Aunt Becky. You’re keen!

  29. On December 27th, 2011 at 4:46 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    I’m thinking that I might need another pot! I feel awfully encouraged to drink more coffee.

  30. On December 27th, 2011 at 4:03 pm c8h10n4o2 Says:

    I drank coffee with my dad and tea with my mom. I could tell the difference between different tea blends by the age of 5. I am genetically engineered for caffeine.

  31. On December 27th, 2011 at 4:46 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    I love you. You’re my freaking hero.

  32. On December 27th, 2011 at 4:40 pm Neeroc Says:

    V too loves having her ‘coffee’ with her mom too. I’m fairly sure I gave her a drop of coffee in milk the first time she asked. She loves being a big girl

  33. On December 27th, 2011 at 4:47 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    There’s something so cool about our kids growing up. I know it’s supposed to be sad, but I love seeing them turn into people.

  34. On December 27th, 2011 at 5:05 pm Mayor Gia Says:

    Hahaha you should start letting her drop her binky in your booze….because A alcohol kills and germs and B drunk kids are hilarious.

  35. On December 27th, 2011 at 5:58 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    I prefer drunk dogs. Instant entertainment.

  36. On December 27th, 2011 at 5:29 pm Dawnie Says:

    I started drinking coffee when I was about ten. It was better than the beer my dad gave me when I was three.

  37. On December 27th, 2011 at 5:58 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    It took me many years to like beer. I was at least 12.

  38. On December 27th, 2011 at 6:55 pm rachel Says:

    so YOU had coffee as a kid, and you turned out fine. Oh, wait… ; )

    jk, I think that’s pretty awesome. and adorable.

  39. On December 28th, 2011 at 11:30 am Your Aunt Becky Says:

    That’s sorta what I was thinking!

  40. On December 27th, 2011 at 7:54 pm Carol Says:

    Nothing wrong with a little coffee. My mother gives all the kids coffee as soon as they are off formula, half coffee, half milk in a baby bottle. So far, we’re mostly normal.

  41. On December 28th, 2011 at 11:31 am Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Normal is overrated. Right?

  42. On January 2nd, 2012 at 4:20 am Mary L Says:

    EXACTLY!

  43. On December 27th, 2011 at 9:10 pm Nicole N Says:

    I give my 14-year-old Chatty Cathy a double shot latte on our way to meet her mama. I get her nice and caffeinated and then turn her loose!

  44. On December 28th, 2011 at 11:31 am Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Now THAT is brilliant.

  45. On December 27th, 2011 at 9:19 pm statia Says:

    My kids are obsessed with coffee too. But also, CHAI. My baby girl LOVES her some chai, and they make the mix in decaf, because she’s already a whirling dervish. I may need to get them their own little mugs.

  46. On December 28th, 2011 at 11:31 am Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Oooh! I bet Mimi would love Chai! That shit is like crack.

  47. On December 27th, 2011 at 11:08 pm blu_canary Says:

    I feel SO much better now! My daughter loves her “Sweet Coffee”. Topped with whipped cream, just like mama’s! Yeah, yeah…I’m sure she will have bigger problems than the tablespoon of coffee…but please don’t tell my mother-in-law. I just don’t want to have to listen to it.

  48. On December 28th, 2011 at 11:32 am Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Never. I will never tell your mother in law.

  49. On December 28th, 2011 at 2:18 am seekingelevation Says:

    Dammit. I came over here thinking that someone was going to let you have it for giving a kid coffee. And then I was going to jump all over their shit and feel better about life. But I guess your readers are pretty awesome. Sigh.

  50. On December 28th, 2011 at 11:32 am Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Right? I’ve been steeling myself for it. It’s bound to happen.

    Trolls seem to come out when I mention animals. For some reason, that’s high troll fodder.

  51. On December 28th, 2011 at 7:29 am John Says:

    My dad would let me dip my binkie in his wine glass . . . which probably explains so very much, only wine might kill the plague, which must be why he never got me “John’s wine” glass.

    That’s a truly cute story, Becky . . . and a great pic. My best friend’s dog actually demands coffee whenever he makes a pot.

  52. On December 28th, 2011 at 11:32 am Your Aunt Becky Says:

    I think I want to know your friend.

  53. On December 28th, 2011 at 11:00 am Cindy Says:

    I remember being a little kid and having “coffee” with my parents and grandparents out of the special cups. It was probably more like milk, sugar and a wee bit of coffee but it made me feel so grown up.

    Oh, and that picture of Mimi – I could eat her up. So friggin cute.

  54. On December 28th, 2011 at 11:33 am Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Isn’t she so big now?

  55. On December 28th, 2011 at 11:22 am Emma Says:

    Coffee? Yuck! I’m English- my daughter (five) and I drink tea together thank you very much!

  56. On December 28th, 2011 at 11:33 am Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Awwww. I like tea, too. You wacky Brits.

  57. On December 28th, 2011 at 1:47 pm celiadelia Says:

    I don’t see the harm, pish, who even KNOWS how much caffeine my son ingested via breast milk? I told him, “if you aren’t gonna sleep then Mommy NEEDS this.” He is very interested in my coffee now, and I have not given him any…yet. The child HATES sleep. He is not even two and is up from 6 45 a.m. till 8 p.m. every fricking day. It’s incredible. My grandma used to make me tea just like your daughter’s coffee and I loved it.

  58. On December 28th, 2011 at 9:42 pm Brittany Stewart Says:

    OMG I effing Love you.
    My man would definitely FLIP the eff out if I tried to give our 3 YO some of my precious coffee. He hates my coffee addiction as it is.
    By the way, I NEED that tiny mug! So so cute !!

  59. On December 28th, 2011 at 10:08 pm habanerogal Says:

    There really is something about that first bonding coffee between a mother and daughter ! Having said that the adventures will be lovely and sometimes rollercoastery but I wouldn’t change it for anything ! PS Now I wish we had done the teacups at Disney even if I would have barfed.

  60. On December 30th, 2011 at 12:00 pm Scott Says:

    I just wanted to point out that coffee is the greatest addiction ever. (Warning: educational.)

    Also, my 4-year-old son loves coffee. For a long time if you left a cup undefended he would slam it. Now he’s more civilized and shares.

  61. On January 2nd, 2012 at 1:47 am Daffodil Says:

    My 5 year old has been grabbing my coffee (milk&sugar) and sucking it down since she was 2. She begs me for mocha frappes at McDonalds. The caffeine doesn’t seem to affect her too much (it never really did me either, although my parents tried to suppress my coffee love at a young age, it never worked). Don’t feel bad. Coffee is delicious. Kids understand this.

  62. On January 2nd, 2012 at 4:22 am Mary L Says:

    My little guy has coffee with Papaw every Saturday morning. A whole lot of French Vanilla creamer and enough coffee to change the color a little. They slurp coffee and watch the news and I have AN ENTIRE HALF HOUR to shower with no one throwing toys around the shower curtains at me!

  63. On January 2nd, 2012 at 11:03 am Fran Says:

    My mom gave me “coffee-milk” when I was little and I loved it. My 11 year old is a coffee junkie like me. I only let him have it on the weekend and he uses a LOT of liquid creamer so I don’t worry too much. Coffee is bliss after all 🙂

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