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Champagne And Chinese Food

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….are on the menu for our homecoming night. I’m too overcome with emotion to say much besides thank you.

She will need surgery within a couple of weeks but she looks great. I have never been happier or more relieved. Vicodin has nothing on this.

Welcome to the world sweet girl. It’s a better place with you here.

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78 Comments to

“Champagne And Chinese Food”

  1. On January 30th, 2009 at 3:52 pm Peggy Says:

    Great News! Now go enjoy your baby girl! No internet for at least two hours!! 🙂
    So happy for you!

  2. On January 30th, 2009 at 3:56 pm foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) Says:

    So fantastic! Enjoy your family and being home together!!

  3. On January 30th, 2009 at 3:57 pm kalakly Says:

    Excellent!!!! Now send me the Vicodin!
    xxoo

  4. On January 30th, 2009 at 3:58 pm a Says:

    Phew! Champagne is definitely in order. Congratulations and welcome home Amelia!

  5. On January 30th, 2009 at 3:59 pm Dot Says:

    Sounds good. Glad to hear it’s all settled down. Get some rest and celebrate. Well, maybe celebrate first. 🙂

  6. On January 30th, 2009 at 4:00 pm Marie Says:

    Yay!!!!

  7. On January 30th, 2009 at 4:03 pm birdpress Says:

    Great news! Congrats!

  8. On January 30th, 2009 at 4:09 pm tonya cinnamon Says:

    yay!!!!!!!!!!!:)

  9. On January 30th, 2009 at 4:10 pm Sus Says:

    WOOO HOOO!!! That is fabulous! Congratulations!!!

  10. On January 30th, 2009 at 4:11 pm AlmostMrsJoyner Says:

    YAY!!! Im so happy to hear your good news…So congratulations again on the new, miraculous baby girl!! Girls, always having drama. Welcome hoem and celebrate big time!!

  11. On January 30th, 2009 at 4:15 pm JP Says:

    Welcome home! It’s great to hear that you are all going home together. Enjoy the celebration!

  12. On January 30th, 2009 at 4:18 pm heather Says:

    General Tso’s chicken and a healthy, gorgeous new baby? You got it made, girly. SO, SO, SO glad your little bitty is a-okay. Love to you.

  13. On January 30th, 2009 at 4:22 pm Em Says:

    Wonderful news!!! Enjoy, everything.

  14. On January 30th, 2009 at 4:23 pm Miss Grace Says:

    I’m glad. Enjoy her.

  15. On January 30th, 2009 at 4:24 pm Jenn Says:

    Enjoy your babymoon!

  16. On January 30th, 2009 at 4:26 pm tash Says:

    Just drop my vicodin into my glass, wouldya?

    Welcome home, and sorry you need to go back. Things are better at home. You’ll see.

  17. On January 30th, 2009 at 4:31 pm Ms. Moon Says:

    Just…tremendous. Congratulations. Kisses….

  18. On January 30th, 2009 at 4:39 pm fidget Says:

    Congrats on your little girl. i hope the cyst continues to look and be unremarkable. I almost shit my pants when they refused to let me hold my son until after a cardiologist did an echo cardiogram. I only had like 57 ultrasounds and no one picked up a problem before hand? All turned out well and I wish the same for you

  19. On January 30th, 2009 at 4:44 pm mumma boo Says:

    Hooray, hooray, hooray!! Welcome home! Now smooch those gorgeous baby cheeks for me, okay? Lots of love and hugs to all of you.

  20. On January 30th, 2009 at 4:46 pm Anjali Says:

    Congratulations! I can’t wait to get to know Amelia, but only after you are good and rested up!

  21. On January 30th, 2009 at 4:48 pm lola Says:

    Oh, man, I’m so happy for you! I think I’ll crack open some champagne and order me up some Chinese right now. Lots of love to you all!

  22. On January 30th, 2009 at 4:56 pm Coco Says:

    Thank GOD! I am so happy for you, Becks. SO happy. Oh. I am literally sniveling with relief.

    Dear Universe: I owe you one. And I take back all those bad things I said about you when I was late to work on Thursday.

  23. On January 30th, 2009 at 4:57 pm ewe_are_here Says:

    Oh i am so happy to read this…

    Enjoy your champagne.

  24. On January 30th, 2009 at 5:02 pm g Says:

    YAY! I have been waiting for your post with good news all day 🙂 Enjoy the bubbly and chinese and the sweet little girl.
    xoxox

  25. On January 30th, 2009 at 5:05 pm arkmama Says:

    So happy for you!! Yay Ameila – now no more scaring Mommy!

  26. On January 30th, 2009 at 5:13 pm Heather Says:

    i am so glad you’re all headed home!!!! have a beautiful evening!

  27. On January 30th, 2009 at 5:22 pm Kendra Says:

    That sounds like the perfect coming-home meal. And I am so relieved to know that she’s going to be okay. Being scared for your kid’s welfare is the scariest thing I can imagine. Congratulations on the good news and the beautiful baby!

  28. On January 30th, 2009 at 5:27 pm MsPrufrock Says:

    Chinese food…yum.

    I’m so pleased to hear everyone is happy and healthy.

  29. On January 30th, 2009 at 5:31 pm Elizabeth Ann Says:

    Oh yay! I’ve been obsessively watching Daver’s facebook status waiting for an update. Champagne also goes great with tater tots in case the Chinese food doesn’t work out. Congratulations again on your gorgeous girl!

  30. On January 30th, 2009 at 5:31 pm swirl girl Says:

    skip the chinese and go right for the champagne…or tequila!

    surgery to remove the cyst?? or (forgive my ignorance) will it fade/fall off on its own?

  31. On January 30th, 2009 at 5:32 pm Emily (Apron Strings) Says:

    Aw Becky … I’m so relieved that Amelia’s going to be okay. I’ll still keep you guys in my thoughts and prayers and send good vibes your way.

    Now … go enjoy some happy time!

  32. On January 30th, 2009 at 5:37 pm CLC Says:

    Have an extra glass for me! Great news!

  33. On January 30th, 2009 at 5:40 pm Elaine at Lipstickdaily Says:

    Congratulations – – I am soooo glad you’re coming home!

  34. On January 30th, 2009 at 6:07 pm Donna Says:

    Congrats and have a good homecoming and a wonderful night with your precious baby girl and glad all things are turning out ok for you guys….YAY!!!!!!!!!!

  35. On January 30th, 2009 at 6:18 pm Betts Says:

    Yippee!! I’m going to have a celebratory cocktail in your honor tonight. Here’s to you and Ameila. I’m so relieved that everything’s ok. Can’t wait to see photos, but I will wait. Enjoy your homecoming, and don’t you even think about us internets.

  36. On January 30th, 2009 at 6:25 pm Sara Says:

    Thank God!

    Enjoy that baby! (Not that you have to be told to do that!) So glad that there’s not much to worry about, and that you are going home!

  37. On January 30th, 2009 at 6:34 pm Danielle Says:

    I couldn’t stop thinking about you and Amelia last night. I am SO relieved that she gets to go home WITH you! I forgot to buy bubbly at the store, but i did buy beer, I’ll celebrate with that. Deal?!
    HUGS!!!!

  38. On January 30th, 2009 at 6:43 pm docgrumbles Says:

    so happy that it is not that bad! I want the best for Amelia!

  39. On January 30th, 2009 at 6:54 pm Kim Says:

    Fuckin’A Right!!! She’s a Harks Baby!

    I’m really proud of you, and so relieved.

    Enjoy her and for the love of God, post a picture already.

    Much Love

    xoxo – Your internet niece, Kim

  40. On January 30th, 2009 at 6:57 pm SciFi Dad Says:

    Surgery? Really?

    I’m guessing it’s nothing big since you’re relieved, but still…

    I hope everything is OK.

  41. On January 30th, 2009 at 7:03 pm Gaby Says:

    Very happy to read this! Way to be a fighter, Amelia! You’ve got a whole band of internet people cheering for you. And Becky? You are one strong Mama. Congrats to your whole family.

  42. On January 30th, 2009 at 7:04 pm rachel, too. Says:

    WOOT WOOT!

  43. On January 30th, 2009 at 7:04 pm Emily R Says:

    I am relieved to hear it!

  44. On January 30th, 2009 at 7:09 pm Rachel Says:

    I am so relieved and happy for you all…I’ll drink some champagne (okay, maybe beer) and toast your blessings!

  45. On January 30th, 2009 at 7:10 pm loribeth Says:

    Woohoo!! Enjoy!

  46. On January 30th, 2009 at 7:27 pm Amy Says:

    Ah, a sigh of relief from me! Congrats, Becky, congrats! Welcome Amelia to this place we call earth!

  47. On January 30th, 2009 at 7:38 pm Megan Says:

    Becky, I’m so glad all is well… have been thinking about you guys so much for the past couple of days. Have a great first night at home with Amelia, bubbly, and Chinese food– you deserve it!

  48. On January 30th, 2009 at 7:43 pm Fancy Says:

    Hope you are having a great first night home. Please kiss Amelia for me. No tongue is necessary.

  49. On January 30th, 2009 at 7:54 pm Kristen Says:

    Wow, what a rollercoaster! So glad that she is well and you get to go home! Will keep you in our thoughts and prayers.

  50. On January 30th, 2009 at 8:27 pm magpie Says:

    Good. Very good. Happy for you. Can’t wait to see photos.

  51. On January 30th, 2009 at 8:32 pm tryingin2007 Says:

    I think mommy needs more than vodka and egg rolls!
    😉

    yikes. but all is well. I CANNOT wait to see photos of this beautiful child!

  52. On January 30th, 2009 at 8:40 pm mandy Says:

    oh, new mommy love, I miss it so. I want to snuggle her and kiss her cheekies! Tell her I said, “HI!”, k?

    So glad all is okay, now you can rest and de-swell. Put your feet up and chill.

    babies…ahh

  53. On January 30th, 2009 at 8:50 pm Melanie Says:

    not to rush you or anything………but the internets (OK ME) are dying to see her gorgeous little face!

  54. On January 30th, 2009 at 8:55 pm Ames Says:

    Thinking of you, and can’t wait to see some pictures of your sweet baby girl! 🙂

  55. On January 30th, 2009 at 9:40 pm Jenn Says:

    YAY! xoxo

  56. On January 30th, 2009 at 9:43 pm jerseygirl89 Says:

    I am so happy that you’re all home together and that everything is going to be okay.

    Enjoy that champagne because no one deserves it more than you do right now.

  57. On January 30th, 2009 at 10:26 pm Alex Says:

    Wonderful. Wow. Again, congratulations on your new arrival.

  58. On January 31st, 2009 at 12:01 am Ginger Magnolia Says:

    Whew. I’m happy to hear that she’s able to go home with you. I will still continue prayers and good thoughts anyway, though. Hugs to you, Becky.

  59. On January 31st, 2009 at 1:29 am Chibi Jeebs Says:

    I *just* caught up on Amelia’s story — I’m so sorry I’m late! 🙁 I’m very glad to hear she’s okay and that you’re all doing well. Even though I’m a day late and a dollar short, I’ll be keeping you all in my thoughts and prayers. *love & hugs*

  60. On January 31st, 2009 at 1:54 am Sarah Says:

    THAT is what I’m talkin’ about. How wonderful for all 5 of you to be home together!

  61. On January 31st, 2009 at 1:57 am Carrie Says:

    Great to hear you’re coming home!

  62. On January 31st, 2009 at 3:42 am Betty M Says:

    Brilliant news that you are all on your way home.

  63. On January 31st, 2009 at 8:16 am Madame Yu See Says:

    CONGRAGULATIONS!!!!! I’m so happy for you and the Davver! The siblings will just have to learn to deal with having a sister!
    Sounds like you and the babe are being released today! Enjoy the champagne & Chinese food – and get enough of so you can have leftovers tomorrow.
    Please post a picture of Amelia – when you can!

  64. On January 31st, 2009 at 9:16 am Badass Geek Says:

    Awesome news. Looking forward to seeing the new one!

  65. On January 31st, 2009 at 9:29 am Amanda Says:

    Excellent news! I’m so happy for you all!

  66. On January 31st, 2009 at 9:44 am niobe Says:

    I’m exhaling now. And keeping you and Amelia in my thoughts. So glad she’s finally here…

  67. On January 31st, 2009 at 10:11 am Stacey Says:

    Great news!!!

    Enjoy your champagne!

  68. On January 31st, 2009 at 11:45 am Joann Says:

    I’m so happy about the GREAT NEWS>
    My prayers are with you & your family…..

  69. On January 31st, 2009 at 12:46 pm Brooke Says:

    Fantastic news! So happy for you Becky, and your family. Hurray, hurray, hurray!

  70. On January 31st, 2009 at 12:50 pm Painted Maypole Says:

    whew!

  71. On January 31st, 2009 at 3:07 pm Stefanie Says:

    Just joining your loving and relieved ranks. Thinking very good thoughts for Amelia. BTW, you remember that Ted Danson Lifetime Movie: There’s Something About Amelia? Is that what you named her after?

  72. On January 31st, 2009 at 3:46 pm Five Husbands Says:

    Been sending all of you love and prayers – delighted to see all is well and that you are heading home.

    Blessings abound!

  73. On January 31st, 2009 at 8:05 pm Cricket Says:

    I’m relieved you’re relieved. Enjoy your celebration.

  74. On February 1st, 2009 at 1:39 am Tiffany @ My Random Wisdom Says:

    YAY!!
    Welcome home Amelia & Mommy!!

  75. On February 1st, 2009 at 2:43 am baseballmom Says:

    Mmmmm, chinese….congrats girl, and welcome home!

  76. On February 1st, 2009 at 11:24 am Amanda Says:

    Just an FYI: I left you an award at my place.

    Continue enjoying Amelia 🙂

  77. On February 1st, 2009 at 2:37 pm Rachael Says:

    I’m so glad the news is good so far. My cousin had a daughter last year with a syst like that. It ended up being just brain fluid (no brain matter). They found it when she was pregnant, and had a lot of time to worry. It ended up fine. She had surgery when she was a few months old to fix it, and she just turned one in December. She is an adorable, smiling, wonderful baby. I’ll be keeping you guys in my thoughts and hoping for the same outcome for your Amelia!

  78. On February 1st, 2009 at 8:09 pm Eva Says:

    Hey awesome!

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