Baldo
June1
This would be the pictures you wanted after yesterday’s post, Pranksters.
I suggested that he get a spider tattoo there for street cred, but he said no. Shockingly. Even AFTER I gave him this awesome mock-up of what he COULD look like.
Some people (psssst *nudge, nudge* THE DAVER), it seems, don’t appreciate HIGH ART.
He says he’s going to “get me back while I’m sleeping,” but I’m not worried about my hair. I’m worried he’ll rig up something I can’t turn off that will play to every single Rush album throughout my house over and over again.
Hair grows back. Being traumatized by Rush is for LIFE.
Rush IS life, fucryingoutloud…
Ok, now that I got caught up on the back story, this is soooooooo much funnier. ROFLMMFAO
Ok, tell Daver that even as a girl I have authority on buzzed heads (my husband used the 3/8th comb on my head at my request as per usual). It grows back fast and will be SO MUCH COOLER this summer, really he’ll thank you.
Oh and in case you needed a visual:
http://www.walkingtheborderline.com/2010/04/my-hair-aka-why-you-dont-challenge-me.html
That was the first time, of many, it got buzzed that short. Though really, it wasn’t that much shorter than how I’d been having it done for years anyways. Also, if it’s hair related, never challenge me. It grows back. And really, I’m game for anything.
That’s not sooooooo bad. My hubby was shaving the back of my head last year, and the guard fell off the clippers. I had a 3×3 bald spot in the back of my head! And, since the rest of the hair was so short, we were using a #6 guard, there was no way of covering it.
Tell your hubby that I feel his pain. Hopefully it will grow back soon. Or he can bite the bullet and just shave the whole thing off. It’s summer, he can get by with it.
Hugs!
Heather
BAH! I take back the sympathy I gave yesterday….this is nothing more than an unfinished regulation fade. Stop by after work and I’ll fix you up, wont take but a few minutes.
It’s not that bad. It’s not that good either but that’s neither here nor there. Like I said yesterday, tell him it’s like that tall skinny dude on Ace of Cakes. Weird is the new normal for hair.
Dude, that guy scares me.
That’s what he’s complaining about? Hell, he’s a GUY. Nobody’ll ever notice.
It didn’t photograph quite as stunningly bad as it was.
when life hands you lemons, you make a mohawk!
Exactly. Fuck normal.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Oh Daver. You poor man.
He took it all in stride. He has to. He lives with me.
My hubby is a Marine. Tell the Daver that its just the start of a high and tight. Tell him it was in honor of Memorial day!!
That’ll comfort him.
Just do it to the other side and it will look completely intentional. Maybe The Daver would start a new fad.
Unintentional fads? Those are winning.
What the hell? That’s how my husband’s looks all the time. He gets a #2 every 2 weeks. It’s basically bald. It’s stunning. 😉
Dude. It SO had a bald patch. He was at a FIVE for the rest of his head.
It’s not THAT bad – I do like the mock up though – surprised he won’t go for it! Next time inadvertently carve your initials into his hair…hee hee
I should totally have carved “AUNT BECKY RULES” on his head. Because he has an Aunt Becky who does NOT rule.
You have Sharpies don’t you? He sleeps doesn’t he? I think it could do with some bedazzling too, but I’ve heard from my brother that crazygluing shit to a bald head stings like a sumbitch (yes I’m related to a man that crazy glues stuff to his head. He’s also used caulking)
And RUSH sucks ass. Or maybe not, but it’s totally a guy band.
Rush = of the devil.
I’m SO going to have Geddy Lee come sing for your 40th Birthday. That’ll give me enough time to make you into a Rush fan.
I think the next time Daver is asleep, the permanent markers need to make an appearance. If he won’t go the tattoo route, you should totally decorate his head with markers.
I’ll get Amelia to do it. She can do no wrong.
You are a wicked, wicked wife….but damn funny. Why must all men be obsessed with that Rush crap? Every boy/man I have ever dated thinks that Geddy is a skinny God. I think he sounds like his nuts were crushed in a vice. Tastes…
Watch your back, woman.
VB
What’s weird is that I like Supertramp. Which is LIKE Rush, but good.
You should tell him he could even get the spider tat done in Henna so that it will fade about the same time as the shaved spot does. Instant street cred with out a life time of commitment. Whats not to love?!
Exactly. I don’t know WHY he didn’t go for it.
Daver let you take clippers to his head? LOL!
Thats awesome, you have secret powers of influence and stuff.
I can’t even get near my significant other’s crotch-forest with the clippers, even if I promise the “heavenly reward” after.
If I could get him to Man-Scape, life would be WAY awesomer.
That poor sweet man.
I hate Rush. Oh. My. God. And I dated a drummer once and got the lyrics to “Tom Sawyer” drilled into my brain. Gah!
Guys love Rush cuz Rush are a bunch of SOCIALIST Canadians, and even US guys are secretly socialists (cue maniacal laughter). At least the good ones … Plus, how could you NOT love Today’s Tom Sawyer?
I love Rush. And I love The Daver. Because he loves you. And Rush.