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Anticip…

September26

…ation

No, not the Carly-Simon-song-turned-Ketchup-Commercial, although I guess I could get a bottle of ketchup out and try to make it drip onto my non-existent cheeseburger.

After a long battle with move-in dates, packing, and other various and sundries, I woke up this morning, stomach churning with anticipation, rolled out of bed, and pulled on one of the two shirts I had yet to pack. I considered wearing my prom dress, but decided the apartment people would think I was nuttier than normal. Which, not the impression I need to make. NOT YET, at least.

On the drive, Mötley Crüe came on and was crooning about home sweet home, which I took as a good omen.

I walked into the apartment complex, nerves finally settled, and prepared to sign yet another lease, hoping, at the very least, that this would be the final lease I had to sign for a year. I’d stuffed a few things in the back of the car on the off-chance I’d be getting my keys today, figuring that wouldn’t really work out so well, considering the way things have been going, which I should specify as “not bad,” simply, “not easy,” which is why I want one of those THAT WAS EASY buttons. But for real, not just something that SAYS it.

But whatever. No one said this shit was easy.

PROBABLY.

Tentatively, I asked the apartment complex if’n I’d be able to pick up my keys as I signed my year away, figuring they’d ask me to come back tomorrow or Friday or some other inconvenient time.

Nope.

After I packed up a bunch of papers with my new address, she returned and handed me these:

anticipation divorce

Pranksters. I finally did it. I have my own place.

I have no words for how this feels.

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44 Comments to

“Anticip…”

  1. On September 26th, 2012 at 12:42 pm @mommywantsvodka Says:

    Anticip… http://t.co/35QC7qu2

  2. On September 26th, 2012 at 12:44 pm tooks Says:

    I am so incredibly proud of you.

  3. On September 26th, 2012 at 12:47 pm Jace Says:

    Congrats!

  4. On September 26th, 2012 at 12:48 pm Sean Nordquist Says:

    Congrats! Way to go! We knew you could do it!

  5. On September 26th, 2012 at 12:49 pm Gretchen Says:

    Totally glitter bombing you…WAY TO GO!

  6. On September 26th, 2012 at 5:50 pm Shelley Oz Says:

    I love your strength and honesty. HUGS and Happy Housewarming!

  7. On September 26th, 2012 at 5:52 pm Coco Rogers Says:

    I'm so happy for you, Becky love. Here's to new beginnings!

  8. On September 26th, 2012 at 12:57 pm FFW Says:

    Congrats, girl!!! I welled up with tears, and not just because i’m off my meds 😉

  9. On September 26th, 2012 at 12:58 pm melanie Says:

    Nothing like that feeling is there? Congrats Becky!

  10. On September 26th, 2012 at 1:02 pm Cindy Says:

    I remember that feeling. Congratulations, AB! (((Hugs)))

  11. On September 26th, 2012 at 1:04 pm Odie Langley Says:

    I am personally hoping for a long string of happy events for you to write about. You sure deserve lots of happy times and I want to read about them.
    Hugs,
    Odie in NC

  12. On September 26th, 2012 at 1:10 pm magpie Says:

    Yeah, Becky! Yeah for you!

  13. On September 26th, 2012 at 1:13 pm swalumni Says:

    *Loves* Yay AB!

  14. On September 26th, 2012 at 1:13 pm ilikebeerandbabies.com Says:

    So happy for you! Congrats!

  15. On September 26th, 2012 at 1:22 pm a Says:

    Much luck! I hope your new place brings you everything you want…

  16. On September 26th, 2012 at 1:22 pm Pete In Az Says:

    SkeeryFun

    Let The Adventure Begin!

  17. On September 26th, 2012 at 1:22 pm Rachel Says:

    You got this!! It’s all about new beginnings now!! Hugs and congrats!!!

  18. On September 26th, 2012 at 6:28 pm Melinda Gray Jordan Says:

    You Rock.

  19. On September 26th, 2012 at 1:45 pm Ewokmama Says:

    I knew you could do it!

  20. On September 26th, 2012 at 2:01 pm Samantha Says:

    Congrats on your new place, your space! You should make a “Pants are Bullshit” rule for your new apartment!

  21. On September 26th, 2012 at 2:07 pm chrisinphx Says:

    Eyeofthemotherfucking Tiger!

  22. On September 26th, 2012 at 7:19 pm Cindy Samuels Says:

    Party at Becky's!!!
    Congratulations!

  23. On September 26th, 2012 at 2:32 pm Kana Says:

    The phrase is, “THAT WAS EASY!” 😀
    You got your wish! And your own place! OHHHH MAN!

  24. On September 26th, 2012 at 4:32 pm KaraB Says:

    Congrats!! This is a big step! When I got my own place after my divorce it was scary as hell, but once I settled in, I loved it and so will you!

  25. On September 26th, 2012 at 5:05 pm Becky Mochaface Says:

    Congrats Aunt Becky! So proud of you.

  26. On September 26th, 2012 at 5:06 pm Rebecca S Says:

    YAY! So excited for you!

  27. On September 26th, 2012 at 5:20 pm Sandy Says:

    The keys to your new life. Use them with pride.

  28. On September 26th, 2012 at 5:21 pm JodieGirl Says:

    Yeah Aunt Becky!! Congrats on your new place!
    ((Hugs!))

  29. On September 26th, 2012 at 5:54 pm Yvette Says:

    Congrats Becky! Take care

  30. On September 26th, 2012 at 7:37 pm Jlhpisces Says:

    Congrats! We are wishing nothing but awesome for you! <3

  31. On September 26th, 2012 at 9:31 pm Delfin Joaquin Paris III Says:

    FINALLY – we’re going to lunch not this weekend but next. Put it on the calendar. No excuses!

  32. On September 27th, 2012 at 2:32 am Norma Williams Says:

    Becky, best o' luck in your future endeavors!

  33. On September 27th, 2012 at 4:05 am Kimber Campbell Says:

    Congrats Becky! I am so happy for you. I got divorced 4 years ago and I couldn't even imagine the adventures, joy and peace that would find me. I hope that joy and peace finds you as well.

  34. On September 27th, 2012 at 1:25 am alexis (You can call me Al) Says:

    I can only imagine what you’re feeling. I’m envious of you, but I know how hard you’ve worked for this, so I don’t begrudge it to you in the least.

    Have a happy life!

  35. On September 27th, 2012 at 2:00 am Joules Says:

    Fuck yeah!

  36. On September 27th, 2012 at 6:22 am Jolie Says:

    I suggest you have clothes unpacked before you throw your pants off and lose them in the new pad. Congrats on the keys to unlock the next chapter of YOU! 🙂 So happy for you!!!

  37. On September 27th, 2012 at 10:15 am diatribesandovations Says:

    CONGRATULATIONS! Let the next chapter begin!

  38. On September 27th, 2012 at 1:32 pm leanne Says:

    Hooray keys! (not to be confused with Hooray beer!) You are on your way…

  39. On September 28th, 2012 at 12:35 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    Perhaps I shall wear my Hooray Beer as I unpack 🙂

  40. On September 27th, 2012 at 3:06 pm Cynthia Medina Says:

    Scary things 0
    Aunt Becky 1
    <3

  41. On September 28th, 2012 at 12:33 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    I DID IT! Slowly, I’m doing it!

  42. On September 27th, 2012 at 11:23 pm Janis Says:

    Welcome home!

  43. On September 28th, 2012 at 12:30 pm Your Aunt Becky Says:

    I’m so happy to be going home. Being in limbo like this is grueling.

  44. On September 28th, 2012 at 8:15 pm jeri Says:

    Keeeeeeeeeeeeeys!!!!!!!!

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