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“I Am #2”

On October 20th, 2011 at 1:38 pm Uncle Grayhawk Says:
As someone who has spent weeks sweeping glitter off of a stage following a performance of “The Fantasticks”, I can unequivocally state that glitter is not only evil, but perhaps the source of all evil in the universe.

Well, in some universe. An alternate one. Trust me.
On October 20th, 2011 at 2:49 pm Emily Says:
Could not agree more. (theater techies ftw!)

It’s evil powers are only rivaled by Styrofoam. Because it looks so innocent. Until you start carving it, and realize you have unleashed an apocalypse of little white foam pellets that you will be finding in your hair for the next month.
On October 20th, 2011 at 1:38 pm nic @mybottlesup Says:
THANK YOU!
On October 20th, 2011 at 1:42 pm Meg Says:
I am the 2%…I am the homogenized lmao
On October 20th, 2011 at 1:45 pm Jenn Says:
… Ligers do exist… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger… see ligers… : ) and the world is a better place because of this genitically modified animal. Amen.

Also … glitter is mildly evil. it likes to stick to my son… and we dont even have glitter in the house.
On October 21st, 2011 at 12:02 am kay Says:
That’s what I was going to say, but you beat me to it. The bit about the liger, not the glitter. I love glitter in my eyeliner on holidays (cause you can’t justify it past 15 yrs old on a regular day)
On October 20th, 2011 at 1:49 pm Tracie Says:
This is fabulous!! I’m the 2% too, except for the Force thing (marrying a Star Wars geek will force you to learn things you never intended to learn)
On October 20th, 2011 at 1:49 pm ArykaNotErika Says:
Glitter IS the force.
And what are you talking about,”believed there was a liger” ? You mean theres no such thing ?
And I used o be the 2%. Than I became the whole. Im aiming to be the skim by next year.
On October 20th, 2011 at 8:57 pm Meg Says:
Yeay milk puns! teehee….
On October 20th, 2011 at 1:51 pm Chrissi Says:
Love this.

And you… xo
On October 20th, 2011 at 1:55 pm marie Says:
One of my Hubbys greatest compliments to me (in Hubby-speak) was that He thought I WAS a jedi. Ya know, like Leia (or however) who doesn’t have it physically, but has the mental powers and capability. Wow, he thinks i’m AMAZING! (and psychic, which I am, a little)
On October 20th, 2011 at 1:57 pm Cindy Says:
I totally love you!
On October 20th, 2011 at 2:27 pm Meg at the Members Lounge Says:
Contrary to popular belief, when glitter gets in your contact lens it DOES NOT give you more sparkly eyes. I still use it, though!
On October 20th, 2011 at 2:29 pm The iHubby Says:
::runs to bathroom cause he’s pissing his pants::
On October 20th, 2011 at 2:35 pm Liz Says:
Glitter is marvelous, and evil at the same time. What if I want to be 3%?
On October 20th, 2011 at 2:46 pm Vanessa Says:
Because it just screams Aunt Becky and you need this:

http://www.etsy.com/listing/61756041/bob-ross-finger-puppet

Ramen is more than a food group.. it’s an entire way of life. Or at least the only reason some people survive college and the first few years following graduation.
On October 20th, 2011 at 11:42 pm liz Says:
Its the only reason Im still surviving and I am way past these stages!
On October 23rd, 2011 at 3:59 pm Grace Says:
Must. Have. A. Bob. Ross. Finger. Puppet!!!!!
On October 20th, 2011 at 3:11 pm Lisa Says:
Totally unrelated, your nails are beautiful. As is your penmanship.

Funny shit, AB. LOL
On October 20th, 2011 at 3:31 pm Hockeymandad Says:
A far better way to make the gummy bears suffer…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txkRCIPSsjM
On October 23rd, 2011 at 4:10 pm Grace Says:
COMPLETE AWESOMENESS!!
On October 20th, 2011 at 3:49 pm Shiree Says:
There is a taxidermied Liger at Hogle Zoo in Salt Lake City (just sayin’). Love You!
On October 20th, 2011 at 9:25 pm Dazee Says:
But there was a Liger. At the Salt Lake City Zoo. Years ago. They even have it stuffed and on display where the lions and tigers and panthers are.

It was beautiful.
On October 20th, 2011 at 9:47 pm Dawnie Says:
I am totally the 2%. Except when I’m the skim. And sometimes I’m the almond which doesn’t seem to carry a % because it’s really just water that had almonds soaking in it until it became milky. Now I want cereal. BRB.
On October 20th, 2011 at 11:39 pm liz Says:
Ligers don’t exist? Are you serious? Why would they make such stuff up!
On October 21st, 2011 at 7:49 am Kristen Says:
You are so full of AWESOME.
On October 21st, 2011 at 8:39 am Sooz Says:
Oh my God….I totally and completely love you. Made my day. 🙂
On October 21st, 2011 at 8:48 am John Says:
Ummm – Ligers do exist…
On October 21st, 2011 at 9:31 am Tom Says:
You are fucking brilliant! A master commedienne! Thank you for making me smile every single day!
On October 22nd, 2011 at 3:27 am Stuff I Starred Saturday – The Man Who Cried Rapture « « LucidLotusLife LucidLotusLife Says:
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On October 22nd, 2011 at 7:16 am Nicole Says:
http://bigcatnews.blogspot.com/2010/11/half-lion-half-tiger-its-baby-liger-and.html

Ligers do exist- there is also one in Vladivostok, Russia 🙂
On October 24th, 2011 at 12:36 pm Kristin (MamaKK922) Says:
LOVE THIS!
On October 24th, 2011 at 12:59 pm Hanzy Says:
I wonder if there is something graphologically significant about the use of “R” in the otherwise lower-case script….

Actually I don’t, I just like big words.

And Aunt Becky.

And what on earth is Ramen?!? (I’m from England)
x
On November 4th, 2011 at 10:00 am Zak Says:
You are mah favorite.