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Can’t Blog. Too Busy Thinking About Inappropriately Named Pornos

October18

There is nothing not absolutely awe-inspiring about this. Especially since it MAGICALLY appeared in my iPhoto library. I think it’s a sign.

Is the best part that she’s named Cornfed? Or that he’s a white dude named Bill Cosby (WHO IS VERY CLEARLY NOT THE REAL BILL COSBY)?

No.

It’s her response.

P.S. The current front-runner for most inappropriately named porno is “Hairy Pooter.”

P.P.S. Outdo me. I dare you.

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37 Comments to

“Can’t Blog. Too Busy Thinking About Inappropriately Named Pornos”

On October 18th, 2011 at 11:07 am Rachel of the Cosmos Says:
My favs are Cherry Poppins and Diddle Her On THe Roof.
On October 18th, 2011 at 11:25 am Jennifer Says:
My fav is Lord of the G-String: The Femaleship of the String.
On October 18th, 2011 at 12:02 pm Kelly Says:
My parents had a copy of On Golden Blonde and for the longest time I thought it was a tape of Henry Fonda and Katherine Hepburn having sex. Thanks for dredging up that horrible memory!
On October 18th, 2011 at 12:05 pm Brandon Says:
A local Idahoan porno was titled: Why yes, in fact, I *AM* da ho!

Total winner.
On October 18th, 2011 at 12:25 pm Tom Says:
“Hung Wankenstein”
On October 18th, 2011 at 12:47 pm Meg Says:
Throbin’ Hood, Prince Of Beaves OR my personal favorite Yo Quiero Taco Smell.
On October 18th, 2011 at 8:32 pm Fran Says:
Thanks for these!! I just spewed my dinner all over my computer screen. lmfao!!
On October 18th, 2011 at 1:11 pm Coleen Says:
There was a Porn & Milkshakes party while I was in college in which we watched bad porn and, well, drank milkshakes. The Queer Witch Project was on; I never saw Blair Witch Project, but I don’t think there were a cop and a biker in it…

The Disney cartoon related names are horrible: Pete’s Draggin’, Poke-a-hot-ass, etc
On October 18th, 2011 at 1:12 pm Coco Says:
I think “Junk In the Trunk” has to be my all time favorite porno name. I wonder if cornfed up there would think it’s a car overhaulin’ show?
On October 18th, 2011 at 1:24 pm Caroline Says:
“Huge Jackman’s Real Steel”
On October 18th, 2011 at 2:20 pm Stephen Says:
Pornos that I will produce when i retire would be :
1. Butts Up Doc
2. The Mad Scatter

My favorites that are already made would be “Iniana Jones and the Temple of Poon”, “Harry Twatter” and “Stretch Me Uncle Tim”
On October 18th, 2011 at 3:22 pm Alli Says:
Hah, those are great! Why wait until retirement? The world NEEDS those to be produced.
On October 18th, 2011 at 3:32 pm Stephen Says:
Alli,
Sad part about the two that i made up was that I came up with “Butts Up Doc” when i was in the 7th grade, true story! I know i need help, but it is what it is…lol
On October 18th, 2011 at 2:20 pm Alli Says:
“Poop Chutes and Ladders.” Only took me about 10 seconds to think of that one. I fear there may be something terribly wrong with me.
On October 18th, 2011 at 5:35 pm Alli Says:
Or should that be “Poop Chutes and Splatters?” Hmmm…
On October 18th, 2011 at 2:32 pm Amber LaShell Says:
I bet that girl is like 15 and just lost her innocence.. hahah i love it!
On October 18th, 2011 at 2:57 pm blah Says:
Star Whores Part IV: A New Grope
On October 18th, 2011 at 3:00 pm Jeff Sparkman Says:
I think “Bedknobs and Broomsticks” works without altering the title.
On October 19th, 2011 at 2:58 pm Grace Says:
Eeewwwww… imagery that will never get out of my head!
On October 18th, 2011 at 4:37 pm Cindy Says:
Oh mah gawd. If anyone outdoes this, I will probably pee in my pants.
On October 18th, 2011 at 4:40 pm April K. Says:
“Flesh Gordon”. Totally didn’t follow the story line of “Flash Gordon” at all. So disappointing.
On October 18th, 2011 at 4:41 pm Jeff Sparkman Says:
“The Men Who Stare at Goatse”?
On October 18th, 2011 at 9:10 pm Athena Cherise Says:
>.<
I was ready to declare you the winner after 'Bedknobs and Broomsticks'… But this one just made me spew soda on my computer screen. LMAO
On October 18th, 2011 at 5:39 pm KaraB Says:
The Flintbones! I plead the fifth on whether or not I actually saw this…
On October 18th, 2011 at 5:39 pm injaynesworld Says:
Your use of the word “inappropriate” in connection with “porn” cracks me up.
On October 18th, 2011 at 6:38 pm Blazngfyre Says:
ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES A LABIA
MAY THE FORESKIN BE WITH YOU
SPERMS OF ENDEARMENT
H.R. MUFF N’ STUFF
On October 18th, 2011 at 8:08 pm Jaime Says:
when i was babysitting once… I found a vid with the label, “Three Men and a Lady” ..thinking it was the funny sequel to “Three Men and a Baby” .. I popped it in…. I got about 15 minutes in before I realized I was watching a whole different kind of sequel… the porn version… still have the horrible images in my brain.
On October 18th, 2011 at 11:28 pm Steve Bailey Says:
The spartan movie “300…….partners”
On October 19th, 2011 at 9:09 am Mahoney Jones Says:
“Snow White and The Seven Sailors” is my personal favorite followed closely by ‘”Hairy and The Hendersons” and “The Three Muffkateers”
On October 19th, 2011 at 9:55 am Marta Says:
I am loving some of these excellent porn titles. I don’t feel like I could do any better. How about Schindler’s Fist?
On October 19th, 2011 at 10:04 am La Printemp Says:
OMG, Marta, that may be the most inappropriate one of all time. It’s not based off a Children’s movie title, but it’s a WAY more sensitive movie topic… good job!
On October 19th, 2011 at 1:59 pm Meg Says:
I concur! THAT one made me spew coffee all over my keyboard. WTG
On October 19th, 2011 at 8:39 pm Jen Says:
“Children of the Cornhole” has always spoken to my heart.
On October 20th, 2011 at 9:27 am Sara Says:
Poop Chutes and Ladders
On October 20th, 2011 at 9:28 am Sara Says:
Oops, should have read all of the comments first! Alli beat me to it! : )
On October 21st, 2011 at 12:44 am Kelley @ magnetoboldtoo Says:
the true beauty of this is the picture is 80’s pop tragic Howard jones and I choose to believe that it is IN FACT him going around educating young cornfeds in the ways of The Sex and pretending that he is Bill Cosby.
On October 24th, 2011 at 12:42 pm Kristin (MamaKK922) Says:
I have no Porno names but this is why I LOVE YOU!! I always laugh till I tinkle a little when I stop by to read your blog.